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Writing stuff, specifically a series on Final Fantasy:

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26 days
Here is a long look at Final Fantasy IX, my final retrospective on the Playstation 1-era of Final Fantasy titles.
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I give up. I can't take it anymore. I'm buying Kingdom Hearts on EGS. You owe me when they confirm it for Steam in like three days.
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I give up. I can't take it anymore. I'm buying Kingdom Hearts on EGS. You owe me when they confirm it for Steam in like three days.
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@SavedYouAClickV I thought what made it fail was that it wasn't good
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@StellaNoxEclair Give me three straight minutes of JUMP UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK over this
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Alex Smith would never fuck over Rhode Island or be a dumb piece of shit like Curt Schilling
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This is Alex Smith’s Curt Schilling moment
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@SavedYouAClickV Damn, and here I thought it was Battle for Bikini Bottom.
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@2gay2lift Kimba? Simba? Hmmm...suspicious
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@SYACVG I think the talking flowers add a lot of personality to the experience, I don't understand why you'd want them off.
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@SavedYouAClickV So the game is only 39.03 GB, very nice
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@BadFilmTakes If you're correlating Star Wars opinions to political beliefs, you probably aren't worth listening to either.
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@GarbageApe Wait a minute...could he have...?
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@trilllizard420 I don't think Binding of Isaac is hard either. That's such a weird "go-to" hard game for a headline
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@StellaNoxEclair At least FE fans taught me to never use the Internet if I get stuck on something because they'll just say "oh you should have promoted your main character into this class five chapters ago. Since you didn't, you should probably start over"
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@Cybershell On pikes you say
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@GreatCheshire Doesn't even come close to hanging and anybody who thinks so likely only played one game this year.
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@ReasonEddie I think they announced a port of Final Fantasy XVI or something.
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Not many remember MVP's WCW run. He's been around forever!
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@StellaNoxEclair Eva is easy: Entry plug = mother's womb Orange liquid in End of Evangelion = orange kool-aid
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@Struggle_Tweet EDP is almost cheating.
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6 years
@Maffewgregg They're gonna put non-botch stuff on there and pretend it was a botch so I imagine you'll be fine.
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@JustinWhang DON'T? That's a twist on an old classic
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@GreenTextRepost I'm glad 2018 /pol/ discovered a joke from the 1990's.
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@bryanalvarez [45 minutes of masturbation over Mandy Rose]
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@RGGStudio You can keep it, tbh.
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3 years
@viperwave Well what am I gonna do now without your 18 hour review of Sam and Cat
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@bryanalvarez Yeah but imagine the HEAT with those 2.15 million
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@SavedYouAClickV So basically "Well it's 2020 unless it isn't."
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@NetHistorian When the AI starts kissing the fellas goodnight
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@ca_dmv_bot Well that one isn't even subtle!
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There is a very good chance that once I hit the PS2 era, I'm gonna do a look at KH1 because i̵t̵ ̵d̵e̵l̵a̵y̵s̵ ̵h̵a̵v̵i̵n̵g̵ ̵t̵o̵ ̵t̵a̵l̵k̵ ̵a̵b̵o̵u̵t̵ ̵F̵i̵n̵a̵l̵ ̵F̵a̵n̵t̵a̵s̵y̵ ̵X̵I̵ it has ties to the mainline series.
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@JustinWhang That's just Sting.
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@PuroresuFlow Stay put. WWE sucks at booking masked luchadores not named Rey Mysterio.
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@DBPerfectShots All the tenkaichi budokai arcs are so good. The first one is the worst one and I still think that ranks in S-tier.
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@NotStardy It was necessary for progress!
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@StellaNoxEclair When you beat TotK, you get a completion percentage on the map screen and apparently korok seeds play into that so the BotW excuse for it doesn't even fly anymore. It's just a bad gimmick.
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@StellaNoxEclair If we simply banned anybody who called the fly episode of breaking bad a filler episode, it would probably save humanity
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@TonyPizzaGuy Brothers I know Hulk Hogan is known to stretch the truth every now and then but I think he's leveling with us this time.
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@DBPerfectShots People really enjoy Super Hero, but I think Broly is better in every aspect. Especially animation, this is just amazing looking.
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@Cybershell You would need that much to remake Sonic Heroes, I appreciate the transparency.
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@leftistthot420 @espeerules I love that when they added broken steel and let you ask Fawkes to do this for you they actually guilt the player. What stupid writing
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@PatStaresAt That's probably why they discontinued it. Though a more easy solution would have been to...name the new console something else.
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@Wario64 A bizarre price given that these games are frequently on sale for like $1.50.
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@Nibellion Finally an authentic monkey ball arcade experience
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@SavedYouAClickV I don't know why you'd try to reboot that site, it has below zero value. Needs not only a new name but to erase pretty much any remnant of the old site from history.
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@DailyMantisS I have it already but I can always buy a second copy
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@SimpsonsGoofs Marge's deepening psychosis led to Lisa becoming malnourished
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@ShadowPowerup The only competition.
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@tailsgottrolled Real tgt diehards have never touched FNF. I only play Lazerbot endorsed games.
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@BadGamingTakes If you can't play it at 5 FPS on a mac why the hell even bother folks
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@SYACVG Underrated? Not really, no. It's pretty widely well regarded. It was even loved when it came out, there wasn't even a people coming around on it thing like there was with MGS2.
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@BadGamingTakes Lightning Returns is accurate.
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@SYACVG "He hasn't denied it yet, it's still Hideo, it's still Hideo!"
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@KYRA_RISING I had delayed a replay of Final Fantasy Tactics for years in anticipation of a re-release and next week I plan on starting it up, so look forward to the HD port being announced shortly.
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@lawfulspice I had a neighbor give me a pie once and it just made me feel really good about the world.
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@SYACVG That and the writer intern people were floating around didn't even look like her. It was such a stretch.
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@jokesdepartment That's why you just arbitrarily source things from wikipedia to random urls or books that may or may not exist. They don't check
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@BadGamingTakes I love Sonic Adventure but I also don't think this is a bad opinion. Game has aged like shit. I'm just nostalgic.
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@Holtarna "Are you familiar with the Chris Benoit murders? Well, okay, but do you know who Kevin Sullivan is? Well..."
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@NintendoAmerica Chrono Trigger has been ported 80 billion times, let us Cross chads have one
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@TrevorDame "Okay so on Monday we are doing another Levesque Era promo and then on Friday we will dub it the Levesque Liberation and then on Monday we will have CM Punk cut a 30 minute promo about how the doofus son in law isn't such a doofus"
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@GarbageApe "Let's put as much bullshit on a hotdog as we can so we can't taste the actual hotdog"
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@RGGStudio "Oh sorry, I only refer to him as the mad dog of shimano" ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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@SYACVG News for all those Kingdom Hearts fans who played 20 minutes of Kingdom Hearts 1 and never touched the games again
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@bryanalvarez The line on Rey Mysterio getting thrown into the ocean: -850000
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@RADigitalSoul Axel, an alternate reality Roronoa Zoro
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@IgnisWrestling @El_HDH @snowboiiii Having the most 20 minute long promos to open RAW doesn't make them legendary promos. He just had a lot of em.
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@MarioBrothBlog We all know kario is his real dad
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@AngriestPat We all play smash here, sorry man.
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@AntifaCostanza I am glad that I found persona before it grew its annoying fanbase because there's no way I would jump in as a newbie now
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@StellaNoxEclair "Xehanort. I remember what you did to Kairi and I am still coming for you, but not at the Keyblade Graveyard" *Maleficent's music hits*
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@hausofdecline "You? With a woman? You can't even catch a ball!" No idea why that quote stuck with me
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@SYACVG GameMill is such a funny name for a publisher who shits out games.
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@JustinWhang rose emoji twitter will NEVER recover
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@SYACVG Will never forget this game because I heard a radio DJ call it "Assassin's Creed Vanilla" on accident. I've never played it (and don't plan to), but I'll always think of it fondly
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The last summoning salt was three months ago, please god I need another one.
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@NintendoAmerica My face when the Direct kicks off with Incineroar
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"Danhausen...you been talkin' to Alvarez, dude?"
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@Wario64 There's no way they go through with this. They'll back down, this is like the one legit advantage they have over Sony.
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@JennyENicholson I think my tactic would just be a simple "What's Star Wars?"
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@MbKKssTBhz5 @yggdrasilsaltar Please someone give a push to Valkyria Chronicles. Need a Big Four.
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@DBPerfectShots C'mon, he's not in his defining pose.
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@Win98Tech Sniper rifle abortion was a strange choice for a final smash, but I trust Sakurai.
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@StellaNoxEclair It would have been impossible to continue like this and be so...heartless...for so long.
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@Wario64 I love her...and all you guys!
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@AntifaCostanza The people who post that one image of sonic saying he wants short games etc will be angry that it's short.
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@Cybershell Really stretchin' their patience here
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@BungleNoMore This but unironically
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Do we all agree Rocket Power sucked ass yet?
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@DJDrChef @SYACVG Instead they gave us Mighty as DLC which is so amazingly cool, I love Mania so much
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@PlaytonicGames That feathered freak just isn't desired. If she keeps it up, she's gonna get fired.
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@AntifaCostanza Another self indulgent 80 tweet doc thread, cool.
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@DanRyckert That Amiibo of the year category musta been a real banger
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