RT @DumbDumberMovie: “Pull over!” "No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!"

Flush, you bastard!

We usually don't pick up hitch hikers... Buuuuuut I'm gonna go with my instinct on this one.

Pardon me Mr PERFECT!!

You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.

Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose… I'll be right back. Don't you go dyin' on me!

FOR GOD SAKES, JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER!!!

Happy New Year! 🎊🥂🍾

Pills are good. Pills are gooood.

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

Mary Christmas! 🎄

Name’s Christmas. Lloyd Christmas.

"She’s running late, huh?" "Just a couple hours. You know girls. When they’re excited about something, everything has to be perfect!"

That John Denver's full of shit man!

My hands are starting to get sweaty.

I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano… I’m talking about a little place called Assspennn. I don’t know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

RT @DumbDumberMovie: Happy 30th Birthday Dumb And Dumber! 🎈(Premiered in theaters December 16, 1994)

RT @game_fan411: Happy 30th Anniversary #DumbandDumber1994

RT @AlanCavanna: Happy 30th birthday to this classic. Thank you for everything @DumbDumberMovie 💜🙌🏼

Happy 30th Birthday Dumb And Dumber! 🎈(Premiered in theaters December 16, 1994)