@andrewdoyle_com Plus it’s inaccurate. Snakes are venomous and not poisonous!

@Tripple____M Neither of those things are going to happen, so don’t worry about it

@tehTrunk can you photoshop Daniel Levy’s face onto Princess Leia and dub in “help me mauricio pochetino, you’re my only hope” ?

@solventspurs I would rather punch myself in the face

@TayyibAbu1 @HLTCO It’s not even comparable. There is no World Cup for American sports because no other countries play these games. The Superbowl is the equivalent to winning the Premier League or something like that.

@AlasdairGold What has happened to all the injured players? Why are they all behind schedule? What is going on behind the scenes to cause rhese injuries and why is no one recovering from them?

@MunichFanpage Every top striker takes their teams penalties. It’s just a non-criticism. Shearer scored a lot of penalties. Terry Henry scored a lot of penalties. You don’t win golden boots letting the left-back take penalties!!

@bx6ba_thfc It’s the Bryan Gil thing. The longer he doesn’t play the more he turns into Messi in the imagination of football hipsters. He may turn out to be good, but he’s a 19 year old who has achieved the squre root of f*** all so far! People are going to be so disappointed when he is fit.

@poojavnair Vegetarians are too weak to hold the swords

@sardonicimp @EYakoby I now make absolutely no assumptions about anyone on here’s knowledge and/or intelligence. We now live in a world where almost no facts are agreed.

@sardonicimp @EYakoby The problem with expressing sarcasm in writing is that a reader can’t hear tone or see facial expressions. There are enough people on here saying equally silly things with all seriousness that we probably need to have a sarcasm emoji or something.

@sardonicimp @EYakoby Look up the Arab Conquest (the clue is in the name)

@TalkingTHFC Not one of them is in reality a holding midfielder. Usually Bissouma plays as the last man, but his role is to pick up the ball from the defenders, beat the press and carry the ball upfield. Bentancur and Sarr are both 8s

@maxrushden They are currently the best in England and the best side in Europe!

@ryantegan Maddison, Vicario, Udogie, Werner and Johnson all have 9/2 as their return dates

@rcasoje @TheSpursWatch Who are you going to get for 4th/5th CB that is better than Davies?

@TheSpursWatch His minutes just needs to be managed. Like Kulusevski he’s out on his feet after playing every game for the last 2.5 months.

@ThePigandPickle @CardiffElect That’s still only $1600

@tehTrunk I think they are just much more powerful than we are.

@Flores30352669R @TheHarrisSultan The people that live in “palestine” are not Arabs. Neither are North Africans. Language is not ethnicity, otherwise people from the Cote D’Ivoire would be French. Are Sudanese Arabs? It’s an odd thing but conquerors leave more of a cultural impact rather than a genetic one.