anyone else feel super weird talking about their interests irl? like on here i say whatever the fuck but if u try to talk to me about video games in person suddenly im an 80 yr old woman who played 10 minutes of candy crush once 5 years ago
byleth and edelgard's supports are really sweet and i actually like them a lot, but every time edelgard talks about how no one is there to support or care for her i can hear hubert falling down the stairs somewhere off screen
I will never forgive fe3h ot engage for denying us the simple delight of playable dragon unit. "I forgot how" "i lost my rock" "i just cant" boo hoo we'll sign you up for classes. Get in the lizard shinjj
gacha is inherently predatory but big shout out to fire emblem heroes for taking all the old FE games off life support by giving new art to all the characters. do you know how many jpegs of camus i have on my computer now? you cant comprehend it.
As far as fire emblem goes, no long soliloquy about the cost of war will ever hold even half the emotional impact of Dorothea’s “we killed Ferdie” line
they find a new door at the back of the nier church. it leads down a bright hallway into an outdoor area. there are soldiers everywhere. there is a castle in the distance. the goddess is in danger. you are now playing drakengard. your playstation refuses to turn off.
people make fun of ferdinand bc he always announces his name in battle but considering this series's track record with amnesiac characters im just glad we have someone who is Extremely Aware of their identity
god it would be so funny if they announced another fe game and then the main lord was the final smash character. can you imagine the carnage. the bloodshed.
the best part about bein an FE fan is knowing that my future favorite character will not be shown off whatsoever in promo materials and i will discover them by accident because they are some benchwarmer 30 hrs into the game. wait for me king im coming <3.
absolutely wild that rhea just hangs out in the monastery with all these college kids,, imagine if you went to the cafeteria and the pope was just in there eatin the chicken nugget special with everyone else
seteth is my favorite 3h character bc he's the only character that is Painfully aware he's in a jrpg-type game. he can see that anime shit on the horizon and he's having None of it
fates' biggest L is that none of the royals except corrin turned into dragons. like it would have been fun if like you killed elise and xander got so mad he exploded into a new type of guy (in parallel with corrin's first dragony appearance)
The real heroes of fe awakening are the merchants that sell dragon stones and beast stones. Their target market is like 5 people and yet they still carry them in stock. Bad business decision but hey, whatever works
Fire emblem is the best bc they dont take the easy route of giving every high fantasy noble a posh british accent. Sir loyalman mcknightguy sounds like any dude from the tristate area.
please remake fe4 so that when i tell people to play fe4 they don't look at it and think "man this is the ugliest thing i have ever seen". it makes me look bad.
honestly the Wildest shit is when friends from school send me reddit links to my own memes with "you like fire emblem right".
"hey sam you like this character check out this meme someone made" you fool i am a self sustaining abomination
FE3H things i am tired of hearing about: anime youths in love
FE3H things i will NEVER get tired of hearing about: divine dragon VS tactical nukes launched from orbit