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CRABCAKES AND GOLD MEDALS THATS WHAT MARYLAND DOES
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@CincinattiZoo
PR 101 DONT TELL US YOURE SAD ABOUT HARAMBE'S DEATH WHEN YOU MURDERED HIM IN COLD BLOOD
#DicksOutForHarambe
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MARYLAND BEAT UMBC SO BY MATH MARYLAND IS BETTER THAN VIRGINIA
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Thank you
@Dez32Wells
for everything youve done you were the one to stick it out through the hard times
#ForeverATerp
http://t.co/7utOpSkJjj
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NO YOU ACTUALLY WEREN’T
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TWO TEAMS WITHOUT A HEAD COACH PLAYING AGAINST EACH OTHER! CRAZY!
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HATE. TO. SEE. IT.
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REFS: FUCK MARYLAND WE ARENT GUNNA LET THEM WIN THIS GAME
MELO:
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ONLY ONE ACC TEAM IN THE SWEET SIXTEEN? BUT THEYRE THE BEST CONFERENCE!
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HEY REMEMBER KIDS DONT EVER GET YOUR HOPES UP BC LIFE IS JUST LIKE MARYLAND BASKETBALL ITLL RIP YOUR HEART OUT
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WHAT AN INCREDIBLE ATMOSPHERE TO BLOW A 13 POINT HALFTIME LEAD!!!
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I WATCHED SHAWN PETTY PLAY QUARTERBACK AND SURVIVED RANDY EDSALL. IM PRETTY FUCKING TOUGH.
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“Grandpa what was it like to watch Piggy miss a wide open receiver on the 2 pt attempt to beat Ohio State?”
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WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC WE SHOULDNT BE PLAYING FOOTBALL! NOT SAFE! SHUT IT DOWN!
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College Park.
The Spring Break capital of the Northeast.
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SOMEONE GIVE ME THE STAT ON HOW LONG IT TOOK TURGEON TO BEAT A RANKED OPPONENT
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🤔
Grateful to have received an offer from the University of Maryland
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MOMMA WE MADE IT
@notthefakeSVP
@PaulPabst
FAKE IDs for $1000: This sportscaster might have used one as an undergrad to get into R.J. Bentley's after a hard fought victory against Duke. 😉
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NEW JERSEYS FOR US TO LOSE IN THE FIRST ROUND?! 🤗
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WE ACTUALLY SAY ANOTHER FOUR LETTER WORD BUT I’LL ALLOW IT.
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KEVIN WILLARD HAS A BETTER WINNING PERCENTAGE AT MARYLAND THAN ANY COACH IN NCAA HISTORY. HANG THE BANNER NOW!
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I AM DONE WATCHING MENS BASKETBALL FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON. NO QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.
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ITS CLEAR YOU WANT MARYLAND TO LOSE THIA GAME
@B1GMBBall
SO THE LAST TWO WEEKS ARE MORE INTERESTING
#STAYWOKE
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IM A MAN AND I GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DO, I WILL ADMIT YOU DID AN OK JOB TONIGHT BUT THE SEASON ISNT OVER FINISH STRONG
@CoachTurgeon
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I BLAMED THE HEAD FOOTBALL COACH WITH A DEATH AND KEPT MY JOB.
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SO GLAD JAKE LAYMAN SHOWED UP TO PLAY ITS OK HE'LL DROP 25 AGAINST UMES WHEN IT REALLY MATTERS
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CEASE AND FUCKING DESIST
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SIMPLIER TIMES
20 minutes until tip off. The last time Maryland went to the sweet sixteen was with this 2016 team.
Listen to “My Boo” before the game tips off tonight.
@Heat_Check11
@Jaybrant2
@_STAYMELO
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ONLY KNOCK ON KEVIN WILLARD IS HE SAID JAJUAN DIXON. ILL LET IT SLIDE THIS TIME BUT DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
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TODAYS THE DAY TAULIA BREAKS THE SINGLE SEASON TD RECORD AND
@HokiesFB
GETS EMBARRASSED BY MIKE LOCKSLEY
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THAT’S DARRYL MORSELL...
Jalen Smith for the win!
The freshman’s late bucket gives Maryland the W over No. 24 Nebraska!
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IVE BEEN CONCERNED FOR 8 YEARS JON.
It is officially time to start getting concerned about Maryland.
Terps have NOT led during each of their last two games and lost three of their last four.
The lone win came on the final possession at Minnesota in a game that they were badly outplayed.
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SAD!
Proud to Announce that Ledo Pizza is now An Official Pizza Partner of the Virginia Cavaliers!
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IM HAPPY WE ARE RANKED BUT LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED WE LOST 62-0 TO FLORIDA STATE SO LETS JUST KEEP OUR EXPECTATIONS DOWN UNTIL WE PROVE IT IN CONFERENCE PLAY 😂
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REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO FINISH 10th IN THE B1G? 🐸☕️
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*At a Maryland football game*
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me - “LETS GO TO BENTS”
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DANNY MANNING WILL NOT BE GETTING A COURTESY INTERVIEW AFTER THE SEASON IS OVER 😅
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ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER EARLY EXIT FROM MARK TURGEON IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT SMH
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MARYLAND WON IN FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL TODAY... IS THIS REAL LIFE?
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PEOPLE FORGET IF KASIM HILL DOESNT TEAR HIS ACL THEN
@UCF_Football
DOESNT HAVE A PERFECT SEASON ☕️🐸
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MIKE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME OF THE METH YOURE ON 😂 I BET YOU $100 WE DONT MAKE IT OUT OF THE ROUND OF 32
Terps Twitter is going to regret tonight after Turgeon takes this team to the Final Four in less than three weeks. Book it. I got a feeling about this team if they get a decent draw.
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