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My wife saw this last night and said, “I love Jason Kelce, he is awesome.” But when I did this at Tommy & Cindy’s wedding, I was an asshole with a drinking problem. Double Standards!
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Cole Hamels will retire as a Phillie in a pregame ceremony on Friday, June 21 against the Arizona Diamondbacks.
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Shock G and Mike McDaniels have NEVER been seen in the same place at the same time.
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If you have been a Phillies fan for life, you know how special this current run is. Cherish every moment.
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I just left a voicemail at the Wawa Corporate Office pitching a new Wawa/Phillies promotion. Make the Gas prices match Nick Castellanos’ batting average.
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The TBS Broadcast Booth whenever Atlanta does something:
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Bryce signed the helmet for the kid. Class move. Is that a Bible verse?
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BREAKING NEWS:
Rhys Hoskins has been chosen to drop the Ball on New Year’s Eve!
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On this date 14 years ago, Nick Castellanos said Fuck College
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Hey Stott, can I borrow your bat to erase this series from my Fucking memory?
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I'm thinking about Trick Or Treating at Nick Castellanos' house, and when he answers the door, I'll hold my bag low and away just to see if he misses.
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November: I miss baseball
December: I miss baseball
January: I miss baseball
February: Pitchers & Catchers
March: Spring Training
April 1st: This fucking bullpen
#Phillies
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Just pranked called the Mets ticket office.
Me: Hi, was looking for playoff tickets.
Mets: Um, the Mets are not in the playoffs.
Me: I KNOW!!! FUCK THE METS. GO PHILS!
#DPF
#Phillies
#RingTheBell
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Phils are down 3-0 in the 3rd with Walker pitching. He is at 75 pitches. Also, the game doesn’t start for another three hours.
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What’s tougher to watch?:
1. Eclipse with no proper glasses
2. A Nick Castellanos at bat
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Had a beer with Harry and talked about the state of the 2023 Phils
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To celebrate Schwarber’s big game today, I think Wawa should do another promotion. Gas Prices = Schwarber’s Batting Average!
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Tomorrow is a moment that if Trea plays, he should be given a standing ovation. We have all been through tough times, so let’s try to pick this dude up and see what happens.
#Phillies
#RingTheBell
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Phillies are 1-0 against porn staches in the playoffs.
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Happy Heavenly 62nd Birthday to Darren Daulton. RIP Dutch
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Eric Hosmer was released by the Red Sox. He makes a ton of sense for the Phillies.
4x Gold Glove Winner
Plays 1B while Harper is out, move Rhys to DH
When Harper returns, becomes a defensive replacement for Hoskins and can spot start against RH pitching.
Keep Rhy’s bat in t…
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Mike Trout always makes all the Eagles Home Games in October because he’s got nothing else to do!
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Krukker’s last game in the booth for this season. We’ll have to deal with Rube & Ben the rest of the way…
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Getting no hit in the WS... while winning the WS would sum up this team perfectly. WIN TONIGHT!
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The only Cutter I give two shits about is Zach Wheeler’s
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It is time to bring this back. 3rd time will be the charm.
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Some sad news to share with you all…
My love and knowledge of the game of baseball was taught and nurtured by one man, my Dad. My Dad passed away peacefully in his sleep yesterday. He may have been the original DPF and I say that tongue in cheek, because he never had a drop t…
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My wife said she wanted to watch something scary tonight, I told her the Phils start at 6:40
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2 years ago now since Bryce went to the barber and said “Yo, gimme that Delco fresh to death cut. Yea, the one where I look like I got kicked out of Father Judge and attend Lincoln now”
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My Dad’s services were today. Thank you everyone for the kind words.He will live forever with me and have his place of prominence in the DPF Garage. Go Phils!
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Schwarbs looks like every Dad at a Softball Tournament coming out of the pisser looking for the Snack Bar
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What would you think if the Phils sign Trevor Bauer?
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I just went to Wawa and got a Schwarbomb for lunch. I came back home and struck out with my wife 3 times. IT WORKS!!!
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Happy Truck Day to those that Celebrate! Baseball is Coming!
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I am not sure what is going on in Alvarado’s life, but he needs our thoughts and prayers.
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The Phillies have now made the playoffs for the 16th time in their 139 year history. I savor every game. I love baseball and the Phillies. You celebrate when you can. Playoffs are not a given. Enjoy every moment, cause nothing lasts forever, even a keg of Banquet. See you a…
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Hey Jesus, can us good Catholics eat cheesesteaks on Good Friday to celebrate Opening Day?
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I’m glad Castellanos volunteered to play 1B. I’d like him to volunteer to hit the baseball.
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According to ESPN's Jesse Sanchez, the Phillies have agreed to terms with the
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prospect shortstop Jesus Caba for $3 million.
Caba has a special skillset as he has a hit, power, and arm tool of 50, while his run and field tool are graded 55. Additionally, the shortstop is…
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My favorite Rhys moment was not the bat slam. It was the 34 second HR trot versus the Mets. Because FTM.
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Live look at Frankford & Cottman as the Phillies break a 6 game losing streak!
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He didn’t go to College, so I guess his kid doesn’t have to go to Grade School..😂😂
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@JohnKruk
Have any plans for Opening Day March 30th? I built a garage bar and really need you to do the official ribbon cutting.
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Bryce knew exactly what the Phanatic wanted for his Birthday
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Happy 45th Birthday to the World Phucking Champion! “You are the Man”
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The most important man for the Phillies today, Dr. Neal ElAttrache.
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Happy 80th Birthday to our World Series Winning Manager Charlie Manuel!
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