drewfromtv
@DrewFromTV
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I’m voting for #Harris_Walz2024 because I’m a patriot who doesn’t want the keys to the country handed to a racist, grifting, Hitler-loving, lying POS. Let this be the beginning of the end of the Trump era and the MAGA movement. Let’s run up the score and bury them deep. #VoteBlue
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I hope you’re lucky enough to have someone in your life that loves as much as she did.
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Very sad day for the Price Is Right family, and animal lovers all over the world. There hasn’t been a day on set that I didn’t think of Bob Barker and thank him. I will carry his memory in my heart forever. #RIPBobBarker .We love you ❤️.
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@WGAWest .I deeply appreciate all the love and thanks. It as with every dime. But if you really want to thank someone for those meals, thank Bruce Helford and all the Drew Carey Show writers. They helped make me rich enough to afford it, .No writers, no $. Simple as that.
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@realDonaldTrump STFU. You think we’re ever going to forget how you mocked him for the 5+ years he spent being tortured as a POW? Fuck you and your phony sympathy. #bonespurs.
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Yoooo @WGAWest members!!.💔 Congrats! ❤️.If the strike is officially over tomorrow you’ll have til midnight to have one last meal at Bob’s Big Boy or Swingers! .GO CELEBRATE! .Love you all!.
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For all of you wondering “Gee I never thought Drew Carey would pop his wig at a Phish show at the Sphere” here’s what my car looks like haha
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Well this one hurts. I loved Bob Saget. He gave me so much encouragement when I first started out. He was a real friend to me too. Not just a mentor. I always looked up to him. He was SO damn funny and so kind. Ugh. 💔.
BREAKING: Bob Saget, comedian and star of TV’s “Full House,” has died at 65, TMZ reports
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🚨Ateention #WGA Folks! 🚨.Show your WGA card at Bob’s Big Boy in Burbank or Swingers Diner on Beverly (near Fairfax) and your meal is free. For the duration of the strike. Dine-in only, Tip included. #WGAStrong #WGAStrike.Spread your the word 🙏❤️.
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So I just spent the last five minutes looking for my phone, with my phone in my hand and the flashlight on so I could better see where I left my phone.
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To the bus full of tourists who just saw me walk out into my gated driveway in my underwear to get the Sunday paper:.You’re welcome 😬🤷♂️❤️.And thanks for the whoos 🙏😜.
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@LPNH No, you can’t advocate for murdering a politician you don’t like. That’s not protected speech in this country. And X is a private business that can set their own (arguably low) standards for acceptable content that you failed to meet. You’re not oppressed. You’re just idiots.
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Remember this when @JDVance runs for reelection in the state he’s currently trashing. Unless Trump hires him to carry his Tic-Tac’s and fetch him Diet Cokes.Ohio deserves better.
Springfield, Ohio's Haitian community wakes up to smashed widows and acid thrown on their cars. MSNBC.
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Elon Musk can go fuck himself. I’ll let you all know where I end up.
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If the garbage bag fits….
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They look like they’re dressed as white people for Halloween.
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Sounds right. I mean, Trump’s dick isn’t gonna suck itself 🤷♂️.
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy plans to meet with former President Trump as part of an effort to get back into Trump's good graces, a source says
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Damn. Bob looks sexy AF in this pic! 😜.Happy 98th Bob! ❤️.
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To my fellow #BettyWhite fans:.Instead of feeling sad, I’m sending out gratitude and thanks for all the joy she brought and all the good she will always represent. ❤️🙏.Also grateful for all the non-famous Betty Whites in the world. There are so many. Send yours some ❤️ today 🙏.
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END THE DRUG WAR AND TREAT ALL SUBSTANCE ABUSE AS A HEATH PROBLEM INSTEAD OF CRIMINALIZING IT & CRIME WILL FALL!.
BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!.
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@SenJohnMcCain had a Silver Star, a Legion of Merit, 3 Bronze Stars and Purple Heart. Yet @realDonaldTrump didn’t think he was a war hero because he was captured in Vietnam and tortured for 5 years. And he NEVER took it back! Now he wants to offer “hearts and prayers” - Fuck You.
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So sad about Norm McDonald. He was SO f’ing funny. One of the all time greats.
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They took the words right out of my mouth.
Donald Trump is The Snake. How quickly can we get 3,000 retweets on this brutal ad? Ready? Go. #TrumpTheSnake
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Nahtzee.
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Sure, Elon is the face of, and early investor in Tesla. But Tesla was dreamed up and founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. The CTO (until 2013) was JB Straubel. He didn’t “reinvent the electric car”. Others did but he likes to take credit. Tesla wouldn’t even exist.
To those who have been offended by Elon Musk. 😂. "To anyone I have offended, I just want to say I reinvented electric cars and I am sending people to Mars on a Rocketship, did you think I was also gonna be a chill normal dude?"
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Oh look. Performative public prayer. Just like Jesus instructed his followers to NEVER do. Bonus points for bragging about how holy they all are.
In January, @RepMikeJohnson joined me on the House floor while we were in a deadlock over who our next Speaker would be. We lifted up the speaker’s race to the Lord and asked for his divine guidance. Immediately after the prayer, 14 members changed their votes, ultimately leading
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Wow this guy is so good.Please put him in a Broadway show when Broadway comes back. I’d fly out just to see it.
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Whatever he bids, I’m going to bid one dollar over 🤓.
Trump wanted to buy all the negative stories about him collected by National Enquirer: report
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So I’ve been standing in my driveway wearing nothing but a bath towel I wrapped around my waist for like 20 minutes now. No tour bus. Oh well. 🤷♂️.
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“I love Puerto Rico and vacation there”.JFC.Good luck on your next vacation in Puerto Rico now that everyone there knows what you really think of them.
These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a.
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Would love to know how many of these righteous anti-weed/“it’s a gateway drug” dopes are going to have a drink to unwind this weekend? .Alcohol is the real “gateway drug”. AND the most dangerous and destructive to our society. #facts.
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Sigi was the greatest. Knowing him was a privilege. He meant so much to the #SoundersFC and the soccer community. Man all these words sound so empty right now. I’m really at a loss. Horrible horrible news.
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Absolutely true. He wouldn’t stop making OJ jokes so he got fired. My favorite was that OJ wanted his gloves back because they were his “lucky stabbin’ gloves”.
In my opinion, Norm MacDonald was the funniest Weekend Update anchor. It's worth remembering that he was dropped because a high-level NBC executive thought he was too mean to OJ Simpson. Ah yes, Corporate Media, they always have our backs.
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I love when people who are born into massive wealth use terms like “ungrateful welfare queen” to try and put someone else down. (PS: His dad is a tax-cheat and a fraudster.).
Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen.
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Every time there’s a headline that leads with “Trump lashes out. ” I lose interest before I even get to the name of the day. I mean, Jesus. That’s all this dude does. Hardly even newsworthy anymore. And back page news if anything. Put it next to the celebrity gossip already.
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@DwDNJYEMSG This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy.Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time.Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling.
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@AynRandPaulRyan If I did this while I was in the @USMC I would have got my ass kicked. I mean, we stood at attention for the anthem AT THE MOVIES on base. Trump can clown the anthem and the flag but @Kaepernick7 can’t take a knee to protest police violence? STFU.
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If the Bay Village PD wants to start a reward fund to find who did this, contact me. I'll donate $10k. http://t.co/ugqeLbu5ob.
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This part of this thread about Amazon worker pay is important because it means taxpayers (you) are picking up the slack for this giant company that can well afford to pay workers more. We’re all underwriting Amazon whether we shop there or not.
3. Amazon pays its workers so little that they often qualify for food stamps. It is among the top 3 employers (along with Walmart and McDonald's) whose employees are on public assistance in virtually every state.
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RIP @SenJohnMcCain. A real American war hero. His service and sacrifice in Vietnam will never be forgotten.
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@NFL So. you’re gonna let @Kaepernick7 back in the league and let him kneel during the National Anthem?.
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Now that it’s all legal now, someone in Ohio should open a combination Weed Store and Abortion clinic .Call it Puff NoDaddies.#ImAtThatTacoBellImAtThatPizzaHut.
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Please sign this petition and chip in if you can. #JusticeForAmie .Thank you and bless you 🙏.
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I guess a lot of cops are going to lose their right to own a gun now, huh?.
The government says only "dangerous individuals" need to worry about losing their gun rights because of a domestic violence restraining order.
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I just flew back from Trinidad and boy are my testicles swollen.
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Post a pic of you next to someone who is slightly more famous than you.
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Can’t wait for Trump to send out a clip of this w his head instead of Obama’s.
Barack Obama during #GraduateTogether: "Doing what feels good, what's convenient, what's easy, that's how little kids think. Unfortunately, a lot of so-called grown-ups including some with fancy titles & important jobs still think that way. Which is why things are so screwed up."
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Musk looks like he’s hanging on the wall in Trump’s basement sex dungeon.
I am so glad the old partisan owners of Twitter are gone and we have this new politically neutral one now
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Ramaswamy is the guy who, when you find out he’s going to be at the party, you decide to not go to the party.
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Here at Progressive Field in Cleveland to butcher the first pitch at the @Indians game tonight. Still deciding whether to put it in the dirt halfway there or toss it over everyone’s head. 🤷♂️.Apologies in advance 😜⚾️.#Cleveland.
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@PressSec Total, OBVIOUS horse shit. You think none of us saw the original UN-DOCTORED tape? WTF is this? This is what the American govt does now? This is the GOP now? No thanks. This country deserves WAY better than this.
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Shout out to all my #Ohio friends who are turning out to #VoteNOIssue1 .Don’t let them get away with this!.LOVE YOU ALL! ❤️.
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Let’s GOOOOOO! #Sounders HUGE thanks to @macklemore for agreeing to perform at March To The Match tomorrow! @soundersfc
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I used a bunch of fake mustaches and voted ten times.
Trump claims GOP lost tight elections because illegal voters disguised themselves to vote again
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Sorry. I can’t take it anymore. Trump can’t tell lies like that and expect people to be quiet. I love this country too much for that.
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Former evangelical here. I’m getting more and more convinced that Donald Trump is the antichrist. Or at the very least, one of the false prophets and a deceivers the Bible warned about. Christians should be praying for the scales to fall from their eyes.
Very important news: J.D. Vance is planning a town hall on Saturday, hosted by the Lance Wallnau Show at the Courage Tour. This is Vance's endorsement of one of the worst, most conspiratorial, Christian supremacist spectacles in the country. 1/.
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Trump would have given France to the Nazis to end WW2.
"Ukraine is gone". Trump repeats verbatim Kremlin talking points, again calling for Ukraine to surrender.
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Man, it felt good to finally root for the @Browns again now that the Watson era is over. I never rooted against them, I just watched other sports while a serial sex offender was their QB. @SoundersFC @USMNT @CleGuardians @cavs… nice to have the @NFL back in my rotation.
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Or, how about free Community College tuition for all so we can have a more educated, productive society without this kind of nonsense:.
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@CodySimpson Hey man. Sorry to see you leave so early. You were a pleasure to work with. Fan for life. Cheers. :) #DWTS.
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The Guardians have stranded more people in this series than a Trump rally.
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Haha perfect.
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Yay!!!.
You made this happen. Thank you to everyone who stepped up and made your voices heard and thank you AT&T and DirecTV for listening.
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I don’t know who they have in mind for next year, but I’m available to host the #Oscars if I can pick who slaps me.
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I wonder if this cop knows what weak pussy he looks like, doing something like this? Shooting at a woman reporter. It doesn’t help AT ALL. If I was a cop I’d want to beat the shit out of this guy and send him back to his desk. What a cocksucker. Go choke on a donut 🍩.
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I can’t believe an actual President of the United States tweeted something like this in the middle of a national disaster. Health crises, economy collapsed. “Hey would it help if faked giving a speech in a movie?”.This is just weird. Creepy and weird. Eraserhead on acid weird.
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@JoeBiden And/Or. dismantle our paternalistic benefits system and replace it with a sensible Universal Basic Income for everybody.
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Thanks and congrats to ALL OUR FANS!!! Thanks for all the amazing love and support! We LOVE YOU! #SOUNDERS #MLSCUP #letsdoitagain!.
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I’m DJing LIVE at Bar Henry in LA this Saturday night.10pm - close .It’s a sometimes hobby of mine .Come say hi! No cover.
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Anyone notice how some people in the US are allowed to turn themselves in all on their own like it’s a doctors appointment, .And others have their doors knocked down by a SWAT team? Or have their necks knelt on for some minor shit that a ticket would have taken care of? 🤔.
Attorney for Jennifer and James Crumbley, who are now facing charges, claim they are not missing and are planning on turning themselves in. The scheduled start of their arraignment, however, just passed at 4pm ET.
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Sorry for all the political rt’s and posts lately I guess.But like a lot of you, I also get bored while eating lunch by myself and like to hear myself talk 😬🤷♂️.
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