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If u blow up on YouTube, u get 2 million dollars and a Lebron co-sign. If u blow up on IG, u get to fuck famous ppl and a drake follow... on twitter, u just get suspended, roasted and at best followed by Joe Budden....
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Niggas ain't seen a normal outfit in so long they dissing this smh
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Harry Potter was young rich and famous and only had sex with 2 women his whole life. You can tell a woman wrote that story.
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When u first meet a girl that fake version of her be so fire.
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Getting "packed" for not being a hoe is insane. 2023 is crazy
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Women tryna trick niggas into not having hoes will always be funny af
any nigga over 25 still tryna juggle bitches is corny to me. grow up and be a man🫵🏽
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Getting caught cheating is crazy cuz u just gotta hold it in no matter what. I remember one time I got caught and she was going off like "oh I see u like fat bitches" and I was just thinking in my head like "baby u fat too" but u can't say that.
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"Don't be a hoe plz"
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Women got so many rules for what men can’t do but we can’t have no rules for them
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Wayne was facing 10 years and rocked the red hat to get out the jam. Taking twitter slander >>> 10 years in prison. 🤝
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Women don't think they get friend zoned cuz men's friend zone is different... we'll still beat lol
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Getting your heart broken 3 times as a man gotta be crazy. Nigga think he a Disney Princess
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On twitter u posta marry a prostitute but if you like white girls u outta line.
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One of my gamer friends has a ps5 for sale he like “ I’ll give it to you for the price I paid for it OR if you give me some pussy I’ll give it to you for free”
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Having kids is literally a lifetime commitment and I'm so mad we don't treat it as such. Having kids with ya sneaky link then wondering why life hard. Crazy to the boy.
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When men are in a bad mood, we isolate and come back when we feel better. When women in a bad mood, u bouta be in a bad mood as well.
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The first woman ever lived in literal paradise and wasn't satisfied....
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Yes I followed u cuz I want some pussy and yes I unfollowed you cuz u said naw. Math is math.
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Women really be thinking men from years ago be hitting them back up cuz they're a good woman. Life is fire.
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In 07 drake said "since Jay and Kellz ain't doing their thing no more, guess me and the boy (Trey) Songz the replacement"..... I'm not even gonna say why that's funny. Salute.
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Men understand there are more important things in life than happy...
Why don’t men just leave when they are unhappy? It’s honestly weird.
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Niggas ain't ever killed each other over a quality woman cuz a quality woman doesn't have more than 1 nigga in her love life.
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Tryna have fun with a hoe while also trying not to fall in love with her is men's favorite game to play
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Social media bitches bullying yall into marrying prostitutes gonna be even funnier like 8 years from now. Salute.
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God was in his bag when he made women. They be so beautiful on the outside.
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Women really do think they're the best thing to ever happen to every nigga they ever met 😆
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Slavery ended 1865. Prison system was built 1865. KKK was founded 1866.
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This is what happens when u disrespect people in real life... dawg thought he was on twitter...
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Not cheating in real life but cracking jokes about cheating on twitter >>>>
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Why aren't sad parties a thing? Like why don't people throw a "she said no :(" get together?
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Bitches be really tryna trick y'all into working for pussy as if it's a prize.... bitch ain't no prize in being the 33rd nigga u gave some pussy to
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Drake legit up against everybody lmao and he gonna win too. Mark my words.
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Some women so fine u just know they ain't a good person. Salute.
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I hate when I see a pic or video of a fine bitch on here and click on her page and see she got onlyfans. I be like damn I thought u was a civilian nvm.
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What happens if a woman takes a Viagra? Cause I wanna see that clit erect thru them jeans
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Lil Wayne really loves his friends and that's dope. Cuz he let them ruin mad songs, mixtapes, and albums in an attempt to put them on...
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Loving a hoe and the consequential heartbreak that follows is the first step into becoming a man and should happen by age 22.
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Black people used to have certain things we didn't partake in and the small minority who did were looked at as outcasts. But then we left the church and these are the results....
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You forgot cheating and lying so thats 6
Women only got like 4 different hobbies, gym , food, traveling, or make up
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I stop pursuing chicks at the first sign of disinterest. What I've learned from experience is that if u have to "earn" your spot in someone's life, u most likely better off without it.
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I try to stay humble as I can cuz u never know when God might want his shit back.
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Being in love with somebody who doesn't love u is something everyone should experience as a young adult. Set the tone for life early.
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Good pussy is a gift. Cuz that comes natural. Good head only comes from experience. She ain't learn that from watching porn, that bitch was in the field.
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When u first start talking to a chick and she pretends she ain't had sex in so long and u gotta act like u believe her cuz u don't wanna mess up your chance to beat >>>
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Women thinking all pussy is good is hilarious. They'll tell u in a heartbeat about some trash dick tho. But all pussy fire. Salute.
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I only cheat on my girl with hoes I would never disrespect her by cheating with a good woman and have her thinking she could be replaced.
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Trash pussy is good for practice tho. Cuz u ain't getting mad time in some good pussy to practice. U be in some wack box learning new moves like it's the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin is so timeless. This nigga got a song of him rapping over a gun cocking and shooting and it's 1000 percent fire.
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Kevin Samuels said we got the word entanglement from a married woman in her 40's sleeping with her son's drug addict friend 🤣
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Adam Sandler having like 400 million dollars and dressing homeless is legit life goals
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Bitches really think they gonna pass pussy out their entire prime and some knight in shiny armor gonna appear after they had mad fun and be like "this the community pussy for me 😍😍😍"
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Sometimes u gotta fire off a "my girl" tweet just to see who checking for u
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Some pussy be so good it changes your whole life trajectory. U get out the bed like "ugh let me look up house prices, this bitch..."
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Most women aren't these great communicators that social media would lead you to believe... if they were we wouldn't be having this problem or debate lol.
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The biggest lie twitter tries to push is that u can't like certain hobbies and get women. If the chick likes u she will not only allow whatever hobby, she will be interested in checking it out as well.
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Social media got bitches believing they're a celebrity cuz thousands of men want to fuck them....
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Men usually have a love/hate relationship with hoes. We love hoes until we love hoes then we hate that they're hoes.
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37 with 2 kids talking about u celibate til marriage. Girl stop playing on my mama wifi lmaoooo
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Somebody said COVID ain't get serious to niggas til the NBA shut down and I'm crying cuz that's 100 percent true.
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When that Ice Spice onlyfans drop my girls debit card ain't gonna stand a chance
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Nicki Minaj is the greatest female rapper ever and I'm not sure there's a debate to be had about it.
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Scottie Pippen wife and Jada Pinkett easily the two worst women to ever walk the earth.
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That's why fun is a red flag to me. Ain't too much fun in a real, long lasting relationship. Soon as a chick too fun I already know what it means
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Women really think they're the best thing to happen to every man they ever dealt with yet they keep having to deal w/ new men... lol
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If you're competing for her u already lost. Either now or in the long run.
Some women really be wanting you to compete for a spot in they life cause they got a couple options and love the attention lol i feel sorry for yall boys man
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Man twitter funny af. Niggas on here begging for home cooked meals and the girls like best I can do is pussy
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One thing a woman gonna do is play victim to choices she made herself
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That 19-24 age frame so funny. U really think u have it all figured out.
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Tweeting like u heartbroken when u the one who cheated >>>>>
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Joe Budden is just drake on drugs lol
Joe, Wale and Drake really break down relationship better than anyone ever
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Women will waste 7 years tryna get a man to change and then blame the man for wasting her time like ma he been showed u who he was, that's on u.
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I'm getting close to that age where as a man bitches expect u to have money and this me:
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Men understand compromise because we realize there is no magically perfect person out there waiting for our imperfect selves.... RT
@EverydayGrails
: A man preference is not set in concrete...
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A woman seeing other bitches want u has never been a negative for any man in history.
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Bragging about having sex is some high school shit, like no way u in your 20's and older and still gotta let the world know every time u have sex.
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Ain't no real R&B cuz ain't no more real women. Imagine crying your heart out over a bitch anybody in the world can see sucking on a dildo for 4.99 a month
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And realizing this not only makes u content with what u have, u actually appreciate it more and are grateful for it.
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It's funny how most bitches think their karma comes from how they treat the niggas that they like... they completely disregard the other 87 percent of niggas they play games with on a daily and can't figure out why they can't get it right.
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Bitches retweet all the pandering niggas and log out and fuck all the normal niggas
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I know this twitter but pretend this real life right quick. U at Home Depot and see a nice looking young lady... u suggest that she does porn... now u on the list.
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The worst part of venting to your girl is the niggas she cheating on u with knowing your business. Like damn this bitch just gave up 2 infinity stones easy as shit.
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Will smith really loves that lady and that's the sad part. Women ain't shit
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A woman that's too busy is a woman that's uninterested. Always has been always will be
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"Apply pressure" means be my bozo and if the nigga that I'm fuckin (who isn't doing any of that shit) messes up, u have a 30 percent chance of being my plan b.
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Crazy pussy only attractive to grown men who still teenagers. I'm too stable in life to wanna deal with bullshit cuz I missed a phone call.
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I don't like twitter no more cuz y'all act like y'all scared to joke... like niggas gotta be serious 24/7. Life is hard af, fuck that. I need to laugh.
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I only liked her pic cuz I wanna fuck. It's not a big deal babe.
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After we been talking for 3 years and ain't nobody else beat but me. Then she can be my gf and 2 years after that I can be her man if that's still the case
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