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21 days
Well that’ll fucking teach me to open this app out of habit
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@heksenhaus “Tweetup” used to be something fun IRL now it means you should probably call the cops
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I behave apolitically; it’s my political enemies who focus too much on politics
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Very excited for government to experience what happens when programmers build systems without stakeholder input
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On a train where someone is watching a self-help streamer on speaker and I think I know why they might need relationship advice
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Shorter NYT: “Perhaps throwing out the baby will free us from worrying about bathwater”
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Oh well, I guess we can look forward to MAGA Don't Use Slurs In Official Congressional Records Challenge 2026
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@Srirachachau Would you say we're at level 4? Maybe Jurassic 5?
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6 days
Finally our national nightmare of pretending minority identities exist is over, right folks?
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10 days
@hammerito In a beautiful turn of serendipity my wife is watching CONCLAVE right now
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11 days
Why are we governed by Matt Bors cartoon characters
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11 days
He's been ducking reporters pretty much since the inauguration
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Schrödinger’s Mayor: Eric Adams is both innocent of the allegations and seeking a pardon for the crimes committed until observed
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11 days
A couple nights ago we were chatting with a neighbor at the pub who was complaining about this, obviously not an isolated event
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26 days
nyc lazy fuck capital of da world numbah one babyee
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11 days
You might say the mayorship of NYC is a (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) super position
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Not the President who’s famous for stiffing contractors trying to halt government payments
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So do we think SpaceX's NASA funding is being paused too or nah
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