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This is the English national dress.
The reason it looks as though England has no culture is because the whole world has appropriated it.
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Hey Twitter. Lots of people are unambiguously inciting the assassination of the president elect. How's the banhammer holding out?
...Hello?
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Women: "I'd rather be killed by a bear than spend a moment in a man's company"
Men: "OK I'll talk to my computer instead"
Women:
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"YOU SHOULDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH BAD PEOPLE."
Okay, I won't associate with you.
"SEPARATIST! DEMAGOGUE! ARBITER OF BADNESS TELL ME MORE."
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THAT ZEBRA'S WHITE
"That Zebra's white AND black"
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT ZEBRA'S BLACK?!
Dear World: Please kick your addiction to this skit
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And these people call *us* nazis.
Funny how socialism magically becomes the good guy once it grows from national to continental. (and then *global*)
I'm serious guys. If you don't repent soon, your grandchildren will disavow you.
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Are you reading this tweet? Are you WATCHING me? What kind of creepy stalker serial killer does that?
Wait... are you SITTING DOWN as well?
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"Antifa's just short for anti-fascist, nothing more"
"who, MRAs? Violent harassers. All of them"
You have at least 1 friend who thinks this
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Hey mainstream media. Does it feel like you're being held hostage by the people?
Good. That is the right way round. Now sit👏your👏asses👏down👏
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Ethnostatists cringe at Kekistan for the same reason Feminists cringe at Meninism.
It's an emotional reaction to being mocked. It's when you don't get the joke because you are the joke.
....Which has to the be the most autistic fuckin thing I've ever heard. :)
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It's on: Weaponised Autism vs Weaponised Narcissism. Two screeches enter, one screech leaves. It's time to locate your buttered side, people
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Hello? YouTube? You're demonetizing maths videos now. Untouched racist sexist capitalist over here. I think you might be royally fucking up.
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The only thing scarier than a mob with the media on its side is a media with the mob on its side.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
When the right thinks you're a left conspiracy & the left thinks you're a right conspiracy, you know you're onto something.
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"A woman! Grrr!" - Literally no one
"A woman! Yay! I love pissing men off!" - Retards who still enjoy Dr Who
"I don't give a fuck" - Adults
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Other words for "RedPilled"
Enlightened
Open Minded
Educated
Smart
Woke.
You'll never find a word for this that doesn't sound pretentious af
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"Get them before they get us"
^ This is what warmongers say.
"Get them because they are ROUTINELY MURDERING US."
^ This is called "sanity"
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Nevermind the Garbage Human comment. The entire panel could barely take a single question. Sargon can take 3hours of Rogan's stoned grilling
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Gotta laugh at the antifa larpers who think this is just like what they're doing. That ain't a trash can, my dudes.
Or a random old man.
Protestors in Hong Kong are cutting down facial recognition towers.
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Literally wishing death on Boris Johnson = Not hate speech.
Saying "Karen" = Hate speech
Historians will speak of this period as best they can, and no one will believe them.
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What the fuck have you people done WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
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Alt-Right didn't work. Control-Shift Left didn't work. Backspace isn't doing shit. Anyone else think we should turn it off and on again?
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Vidicon agenda:
"These brave women are breaking the stereotypes"
"Tips on how to enhance your beauty channel."
Repeat forever.
#Shitcon2017
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Apparently there are 2 main defences for socialism.
1: "I don't know what charity is."
2: [an absolute pile of dribbling fucking dementia]
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A buffoon in the white house is nothing new. But the prospect of a president who is never held accountable, is indescribably terrifying.
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You can bet your ass, the lesson that MAGA Kid is going to learn from all this, is "There is no way in hell I am EVER showing my emotions again."
Then he turns the TV on, and the commercials tell him he's bad for not showing his emotions.
You people are sadists. Straight up.
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I disagree with the outcome of the Dankula trial. And I...
[TWEET NOT AVAILABLE. USER HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR GROSS TERRORISM]
Note: This will probably happen for real.
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Dear Women:
Suck it up.
Pull yourself together.
Your children are not adults, you are. Act like one.
Support expressions of humanity that involve responsibility, agency, merit based achievement, and other traditionally masculine traits.
Man up.
Boys don’t cry.
Boys will be boys.
Gender stereotypes and toxic masculinity are harmful to women and girls, as well as to men and boys.
Support expressions of masculinity that involve vulnerability, sensitivity, caretaking and other traditionally non-masculine traits.
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Men aren't satisfied until they have a replica of a woman.
Women are happy to use a disembodied penis.
This is because MEN objectify WOMEN.
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You just used "White male leftist" as a pejorative. Your logic died in a fire some time ago didn't it? Block me you snot-eating shrew. Do it
Any white male leftist who calls me a 'white feminist' as a pejorative is an instant block. That logic can go and die in a fire.
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"If you're not a feminist, you can't be in the left wing!"
2 second later-
"Hey where are all these right wing people suddenly coming from?"
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Dear America: You are NOT a nation of racists, xenophobes or sexists.
(I wonder how many of you hate me for saying that.)
#Shitcon2017
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Twitter is still cancer. It's just not banning chemotherapy any more.
Experiment: Like this post if you can see it.
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We all said we'll be happy when this election is over. But evidently half of us were lying.
....The same half who wanted the liar to win.
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"The Skeptic Community" is the new word for Patriarchy. No one knows what the fuck it is, but it's a big meany head & we must all crush it.
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Don't worry guys. Real hurricanes have still never been tried.
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Did you know you can be legit victimised & still have a sense of humour?
&You can be a joyless cunt despite your total privilege?
#MindBlown
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In case you were wondering, after 2 days in court we successfully prevented CalEx from sliming out of the trial. We go to trial in November.
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A Peaceful Protestor's guide to peaceful ph levels:
Water: Not assault.
Milkshake: Not assault.
Urine: Not assault.
Pepper spray: Not assault.
Acid: Sometimes assault.
Spicy Memes: Definitely assault.
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"Dear whites: I'm not addressing you. Hey! White kid! Are you listening? Gimme that gum. You can have it back when I've finished addressing you. Where was I? Ah yes. I'm not addressing you. So don't read this book. Just buy it. Or you're a racist."
- The actual goddamn government
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When they say "I had to shut the comments down because men were harassing me" ...This is what they're talking about:
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A conservative without a heart is a nationalist.
A liberal without a brain is a socialist.
You can't defeat nazis until you've defeated both
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Many modern women are highly averse to manual work, and to the working class in general. So much so that they equate this aversion with femininity.
This equation is false. Being lazy, prissy and snobbish is not feminine. It's just a superiority complex.
Stop normalising it.
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I was harassed by rich liars at Stalinist propaganda conventions BEFORE it was cool.
Hey
@vidcon
You can be sued for this. Is she worth it?
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For some reason the Labourfags are acting like they won. You didn't. The Toryfags only proved themselves to be almost as incompetent as you.
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Have you noticed? It's not a horseshoe it's a pincer. "Decency" on the right & "Diversity" on the left. Both euphemisms for "No Individuals"
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What we learned:
Sometimes the left gives up.
Sometimes the right gives up.
Even the sun will occasionally give us up.
But not Rick Astley.
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Welp. Pool's closed. Shitcon's over for another year. Had super funtime hanging out with y'all. Everyone I didn't say bye to: Have an e-hug.
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Do we get it yet? Bigotry is not the act of being selectively offensive. It's the act of being selectively OFFENDED.
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Calling "sexist bigot" may work on schoolkids, but to an educated populace it is cancer. It lost you two elections. It's time to grow up now
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Nazism👏is👏a👏kind👏of👏Socialism.👏
This is not a culture war. It's a turf war between two different kinds of Socialist Larpers.
(At least two.)
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There, fixed it.
You're a private company you can do what you like etc.
But the least you can give us is honesty. Please and thank you.
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2015 Left: "You're all racists!" [loses]
2016 Left: "You're all racists!" [loses]
2017 Left: "You're all racists!" [loses]
2019 Right: "...YOU'RE all racists." [wins]
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Repeat after me:
He is not always right.
He is not the holy inquisitor who defines the life and death of communities.
He is not Chris fucking Hansen.
He is a BOTTOMFEEDING DRAMAFAG.
And you do not answer to him.
Free yourself of celebrity cults. Think of your loved ones today.
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You don't like English cuisine?
Perchance have you ever had a "sandwich?"
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It's weird. In Britain this week, there don't appear to be any Christians, libertarians, incels, MRAs, neck bearded basement dwellers or [insert your favourite thought terminating cliches here.] ALL the bad people have decided to be identified as Tories.
Curiouser and curiouser.
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I'm seriously starting to run out of friends who aren't catty little fart sniffing cunts larping as political intellectuals, kissing the feet of mobs who hate them and begging for scraps of clout they'll never get. I'm going to put down the Twitter now. Possibly until November.
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-Be at the top of the prog stack
-Pretend to be "RedPilled"
-Fuck the enemy from within
BTW, Harmful was right, but TLDR was right first :P
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"Stop the Caliphate." It's about the hardest anti-right stance I could take. And its what got me in the papers as "far right."
Honk, my dudes. Amen and honk.
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I'm calling poe's law on this whole fucking site. You're all either trolling or mental. The 280 limit won't change shit. Get fucked Twitter.
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Been sober for approximately 24 hours. We have another 48 before I realise I've never liked any of you.
I can already smell again. Send help
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Tommy Robinson has recklessly wasted the courts' time with false accusations of sexual assault. Meanwhile, Souad Faress has been sent to jail for 13 months for the crime of journalism.
Britain. Where speech is only free if you're lying.
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Thanks everyone. We are rocks in the ocean, but together we make land.
http://t.co/Wz2iaBWCcr
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Weird how race is an actual spectrum but you can't change it just by saying so, while sex is a binary but you can.
Is there a spectrum between "the consensus" and "not the consensus?"
Neil deGrasse Tyson thinks there are 72 genders because he “looked at the actual world”. “Trust the science”.
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Is this why Canada's full of regressives? Cos another wave of 'em moves up there every time America goes red? Why not Mexico? Fuckin racists
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I will not eat bugs.
I will not live in the pod.
I will not get my pornography from one dimensional text on a piece of pulped tree.
I will not be an amorphous beige NPC in your morally upstanding educational video game.
I
am not
your bitch
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If it's "Suspect is a white male" it's a white male.
If it's "Suspect is a male" it's a non-white male.
If it's just "Suspect" it's a woman.
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This is how I know the Skeptic Community doesn't exist. Because people say they're leaving & then they go nowhere.
That's called a flounce.
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Trump says "I love women" & assaults no one. Meanwhile Bill Clinton rapes his way through America's basket of deplorable bimbos.
#TrumpTapes
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I really hope the rest of the Establishment media is watching as we take a Guillotine to these cunts.
Do you hear the people sing?
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It's true. Americans really do say hello to random strangers. It's sexual harassment culture I tells ya.
#AllSpeechIsHateSpeechBruh
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"We're all individuals" said the black man.
"Yes, we're all individuals" said the white man.
[Narcissistic screeching] said the white woman.
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The fastest way to destroy any community is to invite them all to twitter and just leave them to chat. If you want us to thrive, ban us all.
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Good news everyone. After 24 days of payout lockdown by the "Trust and Safety Team" Patreon has decided I'm not a nazi and I'm allowed to earn a living after all. Isn't that nice of them? Not this time, dole office. Not this time.
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Quick reminder: The suffragettes were a domestic terrorist group. A century later they're still heralded as heroes by the media.
Sleep tight
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Great minds blame ideas.
Average minds blame people.
Bottomfeeding Playground Dramafags blame identities. Especially irrelevant ones.
Remember when yet another leftist echo chamber fucked up royally, yet you blamed it all on "Skeptics?"
Pepperidge Farm is sick of your shit now.
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Today I did things for mens day. If any of you find this A: Fascistic or B: Autistic, please say so. Your opinion is totally important.
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Spare a thought for those of us having arguments with mindless fanatic twats over the dinner table this Christmas. My family and I just have food and good times. I have to go to twitter for my mindless fanatic twat fix.
You are very much appreciated. (hug)
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Epstein didn’t….
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Self hating whites = Cucks.
Self hating men = Manginas.
Self hating autistics = "Metokucks"
I'm enriching the language. Don't police me bro
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I don't often retweet legit shit, but this is diamond encrusted gold.
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They think real Communism doesn't exist.
They think Antifa doesn't exist.
They think misandry and anti-white racism don't exist.
They've never even heard of oikophobia.
And you're surprised that they think cancel culture doesn't exist?
You're trying to reason with venus flytraps
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TWIS cancelled again. We can't do a show without thugs threatening riots. Yet you can take our money & screw us around with no fear of repercussion. That's how predictably peaceful we are.
You pretend you're anti-racists. You're terrorists. You do nothing but push the weak around
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Finally some feedback! Since your producer *asked* me to write some scripts for your show, I was at least hoping for a thanks but no thanks. But I suppose 7 years late and by the medium of duplicitous smear is better than never.
The lesson, Robert, is THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF US.
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"Sexist" doesn't shame me
"Fascist" doesn't shame me
"Autistic" doesn't shame me
The next one won't shame me either.
They're all jokes to me
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Those SJWs aren't that bad really. It's not as though any of them have ever murdered anyone.
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Honestly, if it wasn't for self medicated drugs, I'd have killed myself five times by now. The victimless activities that make your life worth living will soon be made illegal too. Don't let that stop you.
To quote Bukowski once again: "Find what you love and let it kill you."
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@Timcast
In UK panel broadcasts we have what's known as "Remainer, Remainer, Remainer, Remainer, Remainer, Remainer, Communist, Communist, Token Brexiteer for the audience to boo at."
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Extra extra. Yet another straight white man gets a free scholarship and industry apprenticeship for doing absolutely nothing. And they say we don't need feminism.
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I never block or mute anyone or delete their comments. If I want you to stop talking to me, I will ruin you. Until you're at the brink of suicide.
And frankly I want the world to run smoother. So I don't even care if you go over.
No more Mr "I'm a Nice Guy."
It's what you wanted.
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A cosmic self-own, in 3 acts.
I bought my child an iPad.
Now I need the brainwashing Marxist state to stop him from using it.
After all, kids may not respect their parents but they totally respect the law. I definitely never smoked or drank until it was legal yessiree bob no sir.
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Anarchism is against the state
& Communism is against the state,
then what is anarcho-communism?
Two wrongs making a state?
Holy shit it is
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"This meme is grotesque. A house fire is no time or place to be happy or gloating about anything. What kind of sociopath would draw this?"
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Draw Mohammed Day? What? Drawing frivolous cartoons of him while his victims still die every day? Have you no empathy? Have you no SHAAAAAME
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