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Dr. D, Animal Examiner

@DrDCowVet

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Snarky, Mostly Burned Out Veterinarian. She//Her. [email protected]

Joined April 2016
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@DrDCowVet
Dr. D, Animal Examiner
1 hour
@mgundarso @docjlmdvm All that’s going through my mind is how Kendrick ought to re-promote Mr. Morale since people didn’t like the performance. (Listen to the first part of the song for reference)
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
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@ACVP Comin in late per usual. Big snowstorm here last night into today so it’s a cosy one for Beavis. (Don’t judge her red paws, she’s overdue for her cytopoint)
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
2 days
Ok WHY do your tonsils and ears itch when you’re getting sick? Is it because they are dry? Are they starting to swell?
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
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@MySystolic I hope there is some well-deserved rest in there. Doctors are amazing. May your sleep be deep and your cases uncomplicated and your patients NICE. (Although a LOT of my patients bite so my standards are different than yours)
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
3 days
I knew I was having too good of a day at work. Last three patients tried to murder me.
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
8 days
@VetPathophile Sending you big hugs. I bet he’s having unlimited pup cups right now! I will miss seeing his adventures.
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
9 days
@ACVP I have to share this gem from this morning where someone was not happy she got scolded after slurping off the whipped cream on my coffee!
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
13 days
RT @SlenderSherbet: When people ask me how my life is going.
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
15 days
@vnphillip You are a pure human
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
16 days
@ACVP Whoa! I think even I could diagnose that badness. Cancer sucks!
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
17 days
@ACVP Beavis invites everyone into her fort since it’s been -20 here all week
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
23 days
@ACVP Someone isn’t thrilled with having to watch the dancers superbowl (UDA Nationals) all weekend. Go Minnesota!
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
25 days
Switched shifts with my boss today. First pet: probable liver shunt. I’m not switching anymore!!
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
27 days
RT @shoshanaphire1: me gaslighting myself into hearing the grade 2/6 murmur
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
29 days
@ACVP Comin in late per usual but Bea has discovered that the best for Roddy Rich’s The Box is her new fav…😹 Just a dog and her iPad.
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
29 days
Today I had to FNA a cat that turned out to be fractious AF… Sent an apology to the lab if we have to re-collect, and sent gabapentin for the tiny demon with the mass.
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
29 days
RT @DirtyTruthVet: People don’t know how easy they have it going to a veterinarian. X-ray sure we can do that. Bloodwork no problem. Surger…
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Dr. D, Animal Examiner
1 month
Major shout out to the ER and specialty docs because I do not know how you handle your caseload. It takes talent to use that much brain power every single day.
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