Dr. Cameron Fetter
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“This is what masks are doing to are society.” - Unknown philosopher
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Holy fucking shit. I just peeked ahead and there is NO CHRISTMAS in the year 3004
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googling “Do tasmanian devils actually spin in real life” and you can see my IQ score ticking down like yugioh lifepoints
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grandparents just go on facebook and share 100 pictures a day that look like this
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𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘡𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚: Sorry I smel so bad guys Lol
𝘿𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙚: We cant smell you Steve, its Zoom
𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘦:
BODYSTINK.ODOR (6.3GB)
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Art of the deal baby this is how you make the big bucks.
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worldbuilding is when you write “He screamed like a glorzak” without explaining what a glorzak is
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every wild animal deserves the chance to smoke a cigarette
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the bass pro pyramid glows red in the presence of evil
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i must have peed the bed the way my drip is being slept on 🔥
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guy posting “ummm im kind of obsessed with how my balls look right now” with a pic of his balls
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the haters want to see me locked inside a cursed amulet for 10,000 years
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believe it or not there actually might be something you could watch to see what a matrix movie made in the 90s might look like
If The Matrix Resurrections was made in the '90s, it would have had a rapping cartoon dog in it.
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waah i want attention im going to act catholic on the internet
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men think of sex on average once every 100 years. most men think of it more often but the average is heavily skewed by Krondor the Chaste who is 100,000,000,000 years old
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Seinfeld and then asked it to write an episode of Seinfeld of its own. Here is the first page.
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polish peoples 23andme results
31% Polish
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Total 31%
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That autocorrect moment when you accidentally text the Creepy Clown instead of the Fancy Chef🤦♂️
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running a magnet over my pregnant wifes belly to make sure my son wont be able to beat me in an argument
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Oh David Lunch is doing a NFT. Oh how horrible. Call me when The Devil is doing a Thousand Sins. Oh wait thats literally every second. Get your priorities straight.
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they call it rubbing alcohol because when i drink it i start rubbing my shit!
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Telling your barber youve been “getting into watching youtube” after 20 minutes of silence
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lol twitters search suggestions are wilding out today🤣
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people nowadays care more about their smartphone apps than they do about dracula
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Ugh. Lyft driver just called the cops on me after i attacked him. Great start to my morning🙄
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⚠️⚠️⚠️Be careful everybody. My dad works at the north pole and he told me Santa is putting Fentanyl on the wrapping paper so if you try to open your presents you overdose. Do NOT open presents this year. Mail them to my PO Box and I will dispose of them for you.
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entire theater just walked out of The Meg 2 because it ended
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the sandbox at the playground near his house
Alan Dershowitz hasn't been seen at his favorite nude beach in months
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Truth is suppressed in this country. Id bet anything Weekend Update wont even mention this
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Can’t stop thinking about this photo of Obamas goth son..
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its fucked up that covfefe is the one that stuck and not hamberders
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imagine how pissed off you would be if you found a baby on your doorstep and decided to raise it and it just never grew and stayed a baby for like 20 years
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this is how i look at the guy at walgreens when he asks me if i want to donate to save the lives of children
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And I think im gonna do the cheeseburger. Cooked medium. Yeah fries are fine. Oh and for my drink can I do (a photon from outer space passes through my brain flipping the state of a single neuron) Gayness. I Am Gay.
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the mandela effect is a thing because people with iq 70 think its more likely they teleported through alternate universes than made a mistake abuot the name of something
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i like system of a down because of their relatable lyrics
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its so funny that ted cruz is trying to rebrand into the epic beard cigar manly republican as if the entire country didnt watch him stutter his way through getting a swirlie from trump like every day for a year in 2016
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friend: And i feel like, ive just never been okay with who i am, you know? ive never just let myself, exist without my own judgement
me: (trying to get my new catchphrase to catch on) Damm. Talk about an Oopy Goopy Situation.
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Jimmy Fallon just cornered me in an alley and stuck a gun in my mouth and told me to give him all my funny ideas
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Facebook
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fuck dude i got fired. i cant believe this. im not gonna make rent. its fucking over. no way i can live with my parents again. im so fucking broken
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Started new job - 𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘢 at 𝘚𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘌𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥
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if you hit a guy hard enough with a frying pan he’ll start vibrating and it will look like theres two of him. if you reach your hand between the two you can touch his soul
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How about you dont deface the public sidewalks you mutated fucking freak mutt
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Oh my god. The accuracy of this. This is literally my 3 year old nephew
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(texting gf) In uber. Be home soon. Cant wait to see you (accidentally pressing dictation button) Ohhhh i want a hamburger so bad. Hot dog too. Ohh man I want a mcchicken. me too. Woww I want a burger. Yeah I want a cheeseburger too. Ohhh wow me too. I want a hot dog.With the bun
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Guy waking up from a coma: It was the worst experience of my life. Just a constant dream, me living in a fishbowl. Eating the pebbles at the bottom. I couldnt stop myself, just eating pebble after pebble
His brother who was feeding him M&m’s the whole time: I cant even imagine
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Wtf
you guys really should google your usernames and see what random articles you’ve been featured in. i should put on my resume that i’ve been featured on vice and screenrant
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walking down street pointing at everything i see: Need. Need. Cope. Need. L. Cringe. Based. W. Need. (sees own reflection in storefront window) aaaaaaauuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUAAUAUAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGUGUGUUUUUUUGUGUGGUGUGUUUUUUUHUHUHHHHUUUHHHHHAHHHHHHHHUUHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAHHUUUHHUUUUAGGHU
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i hate how men turn 20 and become obsessed with philosophy and books and movies and music and sports and comedy and knowledge and violence and love and outer space and politics and architecture and culture and psychology and money and family and religion and food and cigarettes
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just found a grappling hook in my new apartment. now i have to backtrack to my childhood home so i can access the previously unreachable attic
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we used to have Pol Pot, Robin Williams, and Lyndon B Johnson... now im sitting here smoking Pot and Robin my Johnson against the couch cushions!
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My diaper must be full the way im about to change up on em 👀
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Greeeeaat just got the finale episode of The Boys spoiled for me. Apparently it revolves around humor that’s dark yet at the expense of those who deserve it.
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lol, massachusetts town names are so weird
📍tweeted from Klan's Pleasure, Missouri
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if youre 27 youre not in your 20s. thats your 30s
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Every time one of these videos says “youll never guess” it sets my expectations way too high. I thought he was gonna ride a train over them
You’ll never guess how the drill instructor enters the frame
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The guy was only 20 years old.. hadnt even got the chance to vote in a presidential election yet. What makes me sad is this was probably him trying to vote for the first time— in his own twisted way. 🫤
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This shirt will let everyone know i am a huge shark fan
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Not my mildly goofy ass cracking a subtle joke in conversation
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they did gimli soooo dirty in the movies. in the books he’ll spend like a full page remarking eloquently on the beauty of the world and in the movies hes just small shrek
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giving the 7/11 cashier a quarter on a string when im buying a hot dog and then trying to pull it out of the register and knocking over everything on the counter
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Hello traveler. Please accept my quest. My cat has gone missing. Please bring my cat to me. I will reward you handsomely with 3 containers of shoe polish. Thank you traveler.
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(flagging down waitress) I just realizrd that you probably think its weird i just got water. You probably think i dont drink beer. But im going to drink beer at home later. Im allowed to have most drinks I just want water.
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Watchint old ass black and white movies barefoot with a raisin >>>>>>>>
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on the scale of bad stuff movie directors have done i think reminding this guy that 9/11 happened ranks pretty low
Honestly though, I'm still just upset at Zack Synder for telling 100+ extras, including me, during the filming of BvS that we didn't look sad enough when Superman died so we should put on our "9/11 faces" and
"Remember how that felt!? Give me that sadness!"
It was gross.
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electrocuted is one of the coolest words ever. combining electricity and executed is such a stroke of genius. we need more words for death like that. like if you get killed by a falling branch you were treeliminated
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Getting nervous buying condoms and calling the cashier Your Honor
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a picture is worth a thousand words, but a picture of bigfoot is worth a thousand dollars
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@moschinodorito
dude they pumped him so full of like space marine serum i know theyve done it to every schlubby man they cast but theyre really testing the limits with kumail
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polish terrorist rubbing two sticks together for an hour at a train station
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