Dr. Aggro
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I'm a doctor. You can trust me. I'm not really a doctor. You can trust me. (he/him/your eminence)
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Balancing a pen&paper RPG is like pretending life is fair.
I ask my GM not for challenges that are equal to my strength, but to hear me out while I try to bullshit my way into a higher attack bonus.
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Prediction:
Desperate to avoid the PR blowback from closing Ninja Theory, Microsoft will attempt to file a missing persons report for the studio as a whole, claim they were kidnapped, and produce a ransom note instructing them to raise the price of Game Pass.
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My Gramma asked me what the last movie I watched was.
I had to tell her Evangelion 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon a Time.
She asked me why it was called that.
Guys,
I had to explain a non-zero amount of Eva production lore to my dear, sweet Gramma.
Neither of us deserved that.
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Anime is great because sometimes you'll like a show for being good, and sometimes you'll like a show for being trash, and every now and then you'll find a really special show that's great in every way except that it feels like you'll go to prison if you get caught watching it.
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Some games have cutscenes that are directed well. Some games have cutscenes that are directed poorly.
Trails of Cold Steel proves that there is a third option, and you can simply choose to not direct your cutscenes at all.
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Shout out to the Patlabor TV series for having a bit character with a name so Russian it might even be a little racist.
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The doomsday clock is ticking.「 START 」the fight to save humanity's future!
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim is now available on Nintendo Switch!
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If that $15 minimum goes through, a lot of people are going to work the next day to corporate emails about "since the gubment is forcing us to pay you an aStRoNoMiCaL amount of money, we're entitled to expect a lot more effort, loyalty, and sacrifice from you."
Fight that shit.
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I tried. I really tried not to make these. I almost got away with it. They're so dumb.
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Fuck you,
@KrisWolfheart
, for introducing me to Trails of Cold Steel. I have so damn many other games I need to finish before year's end, but playing this one feels like cans of soda are still 50¢ and my parents never got divorced so I can't fucking stop.
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The Division 2 is the mathematical opposite of subtle. One of the first missions has you killing gang members that kidnapped a girl. Just in case you weren't sure they deserved it, there's a dog fighting ring with three dog corpses nearby.
All three are golden retrievers.
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I'm getting really tired of reading corporate emails about how "noticed" and "appreciated" our hard work has been "during these trying times."
Fuck you.
Pay me.
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Can't wait for
"Hurray! The coronavirus is over!"
*Everyone stops washing their hands and gathers publicly extra hard to make up for lost time.*
"Oh, no! Coronavirus is back!"
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@mrfeelswildride
Which Gum-Gum fruit puts your testicles in separate scrotums, and where can I get one?
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Milo is everything a Grass gym leader should be.
Large.
Poison powder? More like protein powder. Let's get these grains, bro.
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Zombieland Saga Revenge hits hard by capturing the optimistic spirit of a generation.
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If you don't support raising the federal minimum wage, you're a piece of shit.
If you think "minimum wage jobs" are just for teenagers to earn pocket money and get experience, you're a stupid piece of shit.
If you think the market will take care of it...I don't even have words.
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This is exactly what I was hoping for.
Can anyone equal or replace Kentaro Miura?
No, of course not, obviously not.
But I doubted anyone involved in the production of Berserk so far could sit still if they didn't at least try to carry on such a work.
I say let them try.
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How's everybody doing tonight? Feeling super cursed? Yeah, me too.
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Sometimes it surprises even me how much fresh, untapped hate I still have left inside of me, just waiting for the right dance partner.
FLCL: "Grunge" New Trailer
(Studio: MontBlanc Pictures)
Scheduled to broadcast on Toonami September 9th
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I have only one thing to say about the Sonic movie.
Please.
Please don't go see it "ironically". If you pay money to see this train wreck then you forever lose the right to complain about baffling Hollywood decision making.
Just go play '06 while huffing paint.
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If you don't want universal healthcare because your insurance is fine,
If you don't support raising the minimum wage because you already make more than that,
If you don't think the police system needs massive change because you've never been harassed,
You're a piece of shit.
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If you don't use grass types because you think grass is weak, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 weak.
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Good on ya, Sony. Steller move with Crunchyroll. Go fuck yourselves.
I'm not saying that every C-level executive who arbitrarily raises the price of a good or service, the cost of which has not unavoidably risen by exactly that amount, should be publicly executed.
I'm just saying that doing it once or twice would have measurable economic effects
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I understand that people think stanning DMC2 is funny, but there is a very real, very serious chance that as a result of this reckless memeing an innocent person not in on the joke could be lead into actually playing DMC2.
Just think about that before you post next time.
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To this day I have never come across a character who exuded to the point of almost audibly screaming "I am the first boss!" as much as Bazuso the Gray Knight from Berserk.
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Wheeeeelp. I did it. I put my D&D group into a modern highschool setting with modified version of NPCs they'd met as fellow students and teachers.
They started a race riot.
It was first period.
It was first fucking period.
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I'm not a Kingdom Hearts fan.
Why can't I stop Kingdom Hearts shitposting?
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$700, no disc drive, vertical stand (which I guess is different from the horizontal one now) sold separately.
No. Try again.
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That thing in JRPGs where when a ruler turns evil a random farm kid rolls up on his castle with an ancient weapon and a ragtag party of misfits and kicks the shit out of them.
You can make one thing from any video game a reality. What would you pick?
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I'd like to dedicate my platinum in Ghost of Tsushima to my girl Masako Adachi.
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Apparently the YouTube app on my TV can autoplay previews with sound. And turned this feature on all by itself.
So now I have to go change my shorts because I opened youtube, left the room, and Beau of the Fifth Column's voice suddenly blared out of nowhere.
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@DumbCerb
@mrfeelswildride
Jesus. I was almost there. I was almost willing to concede, "Well, I can respect the personal honesty," but then he just openly admitted to his self-indulgent, "I was a bullied child so everything I think now is morally justifiable," schtick and I wanted to scream while vomiting.
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Found at my job, where it is definitely not permitted to distribute religious literature.
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I'm over halfway through Cowboy Bebop the Netflix, so here's a spoiler free taste of what to expect of you haven't yet defiled yourself with it.
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I did not properly emotionally prepare myself to start playing Space Marine II, and so I regret to inform you that I have immediately become one of those weird Warhammer guys. You know the ones I mean. I apologize for any inconvenience this causes. Emperor's light guide you.
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Every watt-hour I use jacking it to cartoon porn has an infinitely greater utility to mankind than any "commercial application" for large language models trained on stolen data and being masqueraded as artificial intelligences by myopic shysters pissing away our future.
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@mrfeelswildride
Putting aside that that assertion is a non sequitur, it may be entirely true.
Time may very well bear out that Loss becomes among the most enduring, elementary, recognizable, evocative, and affecting creations in human culture.
Makes me wonder what shitty comic stonehenge was.
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Is that...is that a sound bite from the OS? Please tell me the first time we get ANY information about the OS isn't from a fucking Burger King cross promotional tweet.
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When Geoff Keighly asks Kim Libreri how they got so much detail into the Unreal 5 tech demo.
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You have two wolves inside of you. One is brash hothead who follows the beat of his own drum. The other is a straight laced, by the book detective with only a few weeks left till retirement. Now the two of them have to put aside their differences to solve their biggest case yet.
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I'm not saying that every C-level executive who arbitrarily raises the price of a good or service, the cost of which has not unavoidably risen by exactly that amount, should be publicly executed.
I'm just saying that doing it once or twice would have measurable economic effects
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There’s probably an alternate timeline where in Fullmetal Alchemist they try to bring their mother back in the garage and Al’s soul ends up anchored to a car and he and Ed cruise around solving mysteries and hitting sweet jumps.
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When you're a grown-ass adult, but you're too fucking stupid to wear your mask over your mouth AND nose.
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@mrfeelswildride
I don't think people getting threatening emails from Tom Nook asking where his money is would be good for anyone's mental health.
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When I was a kid "political differences" was shit like "how long should people stay on welfare without a job," or "should marijuana be legal."Now it's a game of chicken over how fascist the country has to get before killing fascists is seen as ok again.
Also still the weed thing.
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When you realize that it's been a few days since you've blessed a timeline with a Demyx time tweet.
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"All dubs are bad." -Some asshole who hasn't heard a dub or paid for an anime since 1996.
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I keep hearing about all these Kingdom Hearts mods and wondering which of them were secretly made by Square Enix and contain important story details.
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Doc Brown came back in time to announce Surgeon Simulator 2.
He came back in time.
To 2020.
To do that.
And nothing else.
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Things to take back in a time machine.
Lame: books, advanced medicines, schematics for useful machines.
Cool: modern porn, energy drinks, hot sauces made from brutally purpose-bred peppers undreamed of in centuries past.
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I don't get why everyone is all up in arms over this tip jar thing. I make great tweets, you tell me where you live. Seems like a good deal to me.
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If it's true this time, then the world has lost one of the best to ever do it.
He will never be equaled.
He will never be forgotten.
【三浦建太郎先生 ご逝去の報】
『ベルセルク』の作者である三浦建太郎先生が、2021年5月6日、急性大動脈解離のため、ご逝去されました。三浦先生の画業に最大の敬意と感謝を表しますとともに、心よりご冥福をお祈りいたします。
2021年5月20日 株式会社白泉社 ヤングアニマル編集部
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People, this isn't a culture war.
This isn't a political struggle.
This isn't a battle of ideas.
This isn't complex, confusing, or counterintuitive.
The police need to be held accountable.
The police need to be demilitarized.
The police need to stop murdering people.
Period.
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@KZXcellent
As a learned scholar of Christan mythology, I can confidently state that if anyone in the history of this species could have used some good old fashioned down home milf pussy, it was Jesus of Nazareth.
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Remember, the very specific reason that we HAVE child labor laws in the first place is that profit driven entities have no morals or decency and they WILL take and destroy every single thing you let them get away with.
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PlayStation 5 Showcase broadcasts live this Wednesday at 1pm Pacific Time:
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Oh...ohhhhh.
Oh, fuck this in its entirety.
It looks worse.
You didn't lower the price.
You TOOK AWAY functionality and are charging to get it back.
Go fuck yourselves.
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"Media Literacy" is a myth made up by the kind of people who just want to pretend they're better at something than other people.
Just like "evidence based science," "empathy," and the "female orgasm."
Refuse to be judged in reference to their sham paradigm.
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Armchair Devs episodes often run like Lovecraft stories. A nervous white guy with an esoteric education decides to commune with beings of unknowable madness and reckless malice in the pursuit of learning strange and powerful truths.
Things predictably go south fast.
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If Trump does actually for realsies go to prison, I want him to get his Twitter account back so he can live tweet his incarceration, but everything he posts has an "In prison for Treason" tag on it, which means that tag will be 60% of what he tweets about and I want this so bad.
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