@_deetea_
I hope they can see one another’s tower from their windows. The daily morning flipping one another off, afternoon screaming match, evening blasting music at one another - they wouldn’t even need to come downstairs to start shit.
@_deetea_
Alastor: No one touch me! I’m touch-averse!
Also Alastor: Manhandles Lucifer and hip-checks him like it’s his job, then gets all up in his face to the point that they may as well just kiss.
@shunga_ko
Al: WHO HIT YOU?
Luci: Nobody - why?
Al: <puzzled> You have a huge black eye!
Luci: Oh, that! Yeah, well, you’re never going to believe this…
@VVinterArt52
Luci made the grave error one evening of mentioning that he had carried Charlie, and drunkenly implying that he’d happily carry Al’s fawns. Al grabbed him and immediately took him up on it, and here we are!
@drawn_and
In Al’s defense, he undoubtedly hasn’t been given many gifts in his entire existence, so he goes straight to “Is this dude trying to manipulate me? What’s his motive? I’ll show him!” OK, deer-baby. You do that.
The PS is gold.
@GlitteryScales
@Sinful_SmondPie
These idiots belong together. They need to cause so much chaos and silly bullshit that everyone wishes they’d go back to hating one another.
@_deetea_
Al had better realize that that little fluffball is more than strong enough to rip him apart barehanded.
Who am I kidding? He probably sat in his quarters that night staring at the bruising on his arm and wondering what it would be like to have Luci manhandle him.
Headcanon for Lucifer: As he’s a serpent, he has retractable fangs like a viper, and he’s venomous. Nobody knows about them, though, as he always keeps them folded against the roof of his mouth. He’s not embarrassed, just cautious.
This is the goofiest thing I’ve scrawled in ages. I regret nothing.
@slimey_smiles
started this train, and I borrowed a bit from
@Willy__Red
- thanks! 🐘 🍆
You know you’re a fic writer when you spend fifteen minutes debating with yourself over the perfect wording for a brief description that no one but you will care about.
@soft_cocoa
This would be hilarious, and needs to happen. “Lillie!” “Allie-cat! It’s been so long!” Cue the hugs and air kisses while everyone else stares in disbelief.
@Chase_Drawz
He goes out to the hotel’s gardens in the evening and munches on the flowers. He doesn’t pick them first, mind you, just leans down and bites them right off the plants.
@affa_affa014
@harigom_hr
🍎: Every time you screw me, I get knocked up! What the hell, man?
📻: I’m sure I have no idea! *hides the contract he made with a fertility demon*
Al is just strolling around Cannibal Town when a hellfly lands on his ear. He flicks his ear and shakes his head reflexively, and scares the crap out of himself when an antler sheds.
Charlie: "How was the honeymoon?"
Alastor, eyes vacant: "Lucifer got very intoxicated and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire."
He slowly takes a long sip of his coffee before continuing. "Lucifer said, and I quote: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt."
@betti2024hun
Fully clothed shenanigans are damn hot.
Charlie walks in, takes one look at her dad, and stalks out of the room, phone pulled out as she Facetimes her therapist. No wonder the poor girl has daddy issues. She can’t escape his behaving like a cat in heat with his boyfriend.
@TonyxsteveStony
The rest of the hotel heard ALL of it - every moan, bleat, bellow, bugle - everything. When they go down for breakfast in the morning, everyone is pointedly looking anywhere but at them except Angel, who slides up behind Luci and whispers, “Way to go, Short King!”
@VVinterArt52
Al prides himself on being calm and collected all the time. Luci walks in? He loses his shit. The King is hot. Gotta channel all that emotion somewhere, so he starts in on Luci, who gives it right back. They’re bound to end up in the sack. They have no choice.
In honour of all the hate
#radioapple
has been getting, I thought, well, what if we showed love back? By that, I mean the love Alastor and Lucifer have for each other
So I thought it'd be neat to start a train of these two kissing <3
Anyone can join in!
#HazbinHotel
#appleradio
@Chase_Drawz
What will these wet eggfarts do when out in the real world faced with real adversity? If they think bosses or the government or the tax authorities will bow down to them because their little fee-fees are hurt, they’re in for a nasty shock.
@zayajima
Charlie scolds them, then heads out into the hallway already calling her therapist. “Hi, yes, it’s me, Charlie. Can I book an appointment to talk about my daddy issues? What? Yes - yes, he is a ‘ho, and that’s why I have problems!”
(Left to right)
I can see Alastor despising the power imbalance
so he just stacks on emotional damage thanks to having observed Charlie for so long and filling the dots of their dynamic.
Plus Lucifer's story is well known
#hazbinhotel
#Alastor
#LuciferMorningstar
#radioapple
These prints by
@CharmeeCoffee
are absolutely gorgeous! Twitter does them no justice, and neither do photos in my car when they’re still in their protective sleeves. 😍
@Shannoniganz_z
This would be weird as hell. The dots are the pupils, and the dial is the “mouth.” He should be grateful he got off easy with antlers, hooves, and pink hair.
@VVinterArt52
He’d jump Luci’s bones after five or six glasses of rye, and be totally uninhibited. The next morning, though, when he wakes up in the royal bed half-dressed, hung over, and with Luci clinging to him like a koala, he freaks out.