Dougal McShoogle (Dougie) 🏴🦄 ⭐⭐
@DougalMcShoogle
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SNP, Scottish Independence. Nottingham Forest fan, Tartan Army foot soldier. Son, Brother, Husband, Dad, Papa. Never forgot where I come from. Eeka Peeka!
Nottingham, England
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Do folk in Scotland still use the word "steep"? As in "I'll just let the dishes steep in the sink for a while before I wash them".
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For my fellow countrymen up in Scotland who may think that the whole of England is decorated in red, white n blue today take a look at this taken in Nottingham just now. Not a UJ or bunting in sight! FTK!
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Can anyone explain how independent countries like Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Finland don't go bust without England propping them up?
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Apart from the highest Covid death rates in Europe, record knife crime in London, loss of right to protest, police brutality against unarmed women, riots in Bristol, carnage in Northern Ireland and the lowest pensions in the developed world what have the Tories done for us.
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I am of the opinion that wanting Scottish independence is perfectly normal and in no way anti English whilst wanting to have Scotland being run by a neighbouring country is full on anti Scottish. Who agrees?
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I left Nottingham at 4am yesterday n drove 5 oors tae Glesga. Between travel, accommodation, meals, drink etc I spent about £150. I got soaked to the bone fae heid to tae n ma baws were daein the backstroke. I'd a 5 oor drive back the day. Any regrets? NOT A SINGLE ONE!🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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Ive got an English pal who describes himself as a true' Anglo Saxon, British, white, Englishman! What the fuck does that mean?
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Since announcing I had joined the SNP approximately 24 hours ago my tweet has had almost 900 ❤️ over 200 Retweets and lots of welcomes and positive messages. A big Thank You to my newly found SNP family. Let's dissolve this rancid union and go independent!
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Really weird how the Glasgow rats disappeard immediately after COP26. Not heard a peep about them. SPOOKY!
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My dad used tae refer to a tee shirt as a Sloppy Joe when I was wee anybody else familiar wae this term?
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Germany with a population of approx 83 million has recorded approx 3,000 deaths.
England with a population of approx 53 million has recorded approx 9,000 deaths.
Germany introduced mass testing and isolation early on.
England has Boris Johnson in charge.
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The England team performing the Nazi salute prior to a game v Germany in Berlin in 1938. Missing is Stan Cullis who played for Wolves. He refused to perform the Nazi salute and was duly dropped from the side. There is a statue of Stan and a stand named after him at molineux!
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Former Scottish Health Secretary, Catherine Calderwood resigned after travelling 45 miles from Edinburgh to her second home in Fife. Meanwhile Boris Johnson, his Dad, the Queen, Prince Charles & entourage and now Dominic Cummings have all travelled, some whilst ill. Let's observe
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Data now showing that Leicester should have locked down 11 days ago. How the fuck is that useless bastard still PM?
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I've just joined the SNP! 👍😃👍
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They ridicule oor accent, the colour o oor hair, they pour scorn on the food we eat and the instrument we play, they squander oor resources, they walk oot when we speak, they airbrush oot oor history, they quash the laws we seek. Cast the chains, it's time to make it on oor ain!
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British Whisky???
In Morrisons the now.
If it is spelled "Whisky" it is Scottish or Scotch as the Americans say. Back on the shelf ye go my laddie!
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Good Morning Twittersville.
I was born in 1960 on the 6th of May
In the South West of the great Caledon I A
Which means I am 60 Today!
Happy Birthday tae me!
🍸🍾🎊🍷🎁🎗🎈🎈🎈🎈🎉🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺⭐🏴😁🎂🍭🍬🤣😂😜👍
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I was talking to an English pal about support for
#ScottishIndependence
in Scotland. His reply was "To be honest I don't think Scotland will ever get independence unless we give it to you". This casual dismissal of Scottish opinion is typical and all too common in England!
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The MSM tell us that the SNP are in crisis and people swallow it. The same MSM media told us Jimmy Saville and Prince Andrew were good guys. If you can't recognise a stitch up you are in cloud cuckoo land. Scots will still vote SNP. It is the only choice for Independeistas! 🏴🦄
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On the left Anti Lockdown protesters at Glasgow Green today. On the right AUOB Scottish independence marchers in Glasgow last year. Both events were reported as...."Crowds Gather".
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There was a guy sitting on the street next to the taxi rank in our town this evening. He was asking passers by for £1. Most passed him by. I bought him sausage n chips. He ate them like he was actually starving. It's heartbreaking to see this happening in a wealthy country.
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Boris Johnson is not arrested but found guilty and then backed by his influential friends who berate the justice served to him.
2. Nicola Sturgeon commits no crime but is arrested has a forensic tent placed outside her house, her property seized yet is released without charge!
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For all the slurs, accusations and propoganda Nicola Sturgeon has stood strong in her assertion that there is not a single shred of evidence that there was a conspiracy to find Alex Salmond guilty and she is correct. Even this level of witch hunting has failed to discredit her!
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So apart from England having home advantage, going down like a ten bob hooker in every tackle, an o/g and a penalty rebound, an England fan flashing a laser beam in Schmicael's face, 2 balls on the pitch and Stirling diving in the box for a penalty everything seemed fair. 🤷♂️
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The SNP are the only party that will bring about independence. If you stop backing the SNP you are also no longer backing independence. The only way to solve internal disputes is through sticking together and talking to each other.
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I'm eager to find out how transporting beef12,000 miles is good for the economy or the environment when we already have the best beef here.
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I remember asking my Dad when I was wee "Dad how dae we hate catholics? He said I wouldn't understand. He was right. I'm 59 noo and I still don't.
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Only 5 weeks ago Bojo stood in the HOC and said there is no military route for the Taliban and the threat in Afghanistan is over. Did he lie or is he just clueless?
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I believe despite the Alba Party doubters Nicola Sturgeon will lead Scotland to another Independence referendum and Scotland will win their freedom! 🏴
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Awesome fotie o The Kelpies last night!
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It was revealed in a government survey published todsy that Prime Minister Boris Johnson is doing the work of 2 men.
Laurel & Hardy.
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What is wrong with Wales, Scotland & England each governing themselves and Ireland and Northern Ireland uniting as one and all trading with each other?.
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How is Alex Salmond in court yet Prince Andrew isnae?
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I'm buildin masel a wee bar in the garden. I'm cawin it the Doug Out". It's starting tae take shape!
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SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE
NO SMACK
NO FRACK
NO UNION JACK
EQUALITY and TOLERANCE
WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!
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Anybody else disappointed but not surprised with the way Alba supporters and Unionists have become allied and are singing from the same hymn sheet in their condemnation of Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP?
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I would love to know do the sectarian Britnats in the West of Scotland hate only Scottish Catholics or do they hate the 4 million plus Catholics in England n Wales, the near entirety of Portugal, Spain, Italy, Ireland and the countless millions of France, central n south America?
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BBC commentator Ian Wright has just said that the FA Cup tie, Marine v Tottenham is a once in a lifetime opportunity for the Marine players. Does that mean they won't be allowed to enter the draw for FA Cup again until all the current players have passed away?
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I was drving down the road n got pulled over by a traffic cop. He walked over shoved an open hand in my window n barked "PAPERS". I showed him 2 fingers n said "Scissors I win" and drove off. He must be keen on a rematch as he's been chasing me down the M1 at 85mph for 20 minutes
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Isn't it just a thing that people with Union Jack's, Winston Churchill, Spitfires, Poppies, WATP or GSTK in their bios are without exception proper, full on, right wing, rabid basket cases?
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Am I the only one who see the Royal family as a collection of racists, paedophiles, parasites n tin soldiers married to decorated fcuk dolls?
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It's a tragedy that a family drowned in the English Channel today. There won't be many sympathetic comments but you don't cross the Channel with 3 children in a dinghy unless you are absolutely desperate. Most of us will never experience that level of desperation!
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So name a memory from your childhood that children today would be bamboozled by.
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🇬🇧this flag symbolises elitism 🇬🇧this flag symbolises tyranny 🇬🇧this flag stands for inequality🇬🇧this flag supported slavery 🇬🇧this flag represents racist organisations 🇬🇧 this flag promotes bigotry 🇬🇧this flag is despised by millions 🇬🇧this flag is not my flag. 🏴this is my flag
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I've heard on the grapevine that the Herald has made a huge scoop and is running an exclusive headline next week in an attempt to bring down the SNP by claiming that Nicola Sturgeon ate a whole macaroon bar and drank a can of Irn Bru when she was 9.
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My followers in Scotland have the opportunity to inadvertently deliver me the the best birthday present I have ever had. My birthday is 6th May. It is all I ask! 🏴🦄👍
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Who wants to see Scotland as an independent nation with a social conscience who supports it's communities, looks after it's vulnerable, tackles poverty, welcomes stangers, is friends with all it's neighbours, puts people before profit and believes in equality and opportunity?
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Hey my sprouts are starting to erm....sprout! 😁 They'll be on my plate on Christmas day! 🎅
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Good Morning. Today is the 61st anniversary of my birth or put another way it's my 61st birthday! 😁😉👍
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Ladies and Gentlemen. I give you the Prime Minister of Great Britain
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4 weeks since I joined the gym. Starting to see and feel the benefits!
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Are Morrisons in partnership with the Third Reich these days?
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New arrival to our family this morning Welcome Amal Jemima. Born in Nottingham City Hospital weighing 7lbs 1oz. Our 3rd granddaughter and a proper wee beauty! Baby and parents are all fine. Granny n Papa are on cloud 9 n wetting the wean's heid as we speak!
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I've decided not to involve myself in bickering with or negatively criticising other Indy supporters regardless of which party or politician they are backing. That's exactly what the Britnat yoons want us to do. Why rip each other to bits? We have a common aim. Let's achieve it!
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A young lass was training another on the checkout at Asda n said you can tell a lot about people by what they buy. Watch n learn. A guy came up with 1 onion, 1 carrot, 1 courgette . She said "your'e a single guy aren't you"? He said how did you know? She said yer an ugly bastard!
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I didn't know that Baxters owned Fray Bentos. That's 2 brands I won't be buying as long as Ruth Davidson is employed by them . Their soup is processed crap anyway.
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So there we have it. Scotland's chief medical officer has admitted her wrong doing n apologised to the nation for visiting her holiday home therefore sending mixed messages. She is being called on to resign. Prince Charles did the same thing and nobody said Jack Shit.
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I keep hearing the broken record that Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is trying to break up the UK but it is never reported the opposite way round that Boris Johnson is trying to deny freedom of choice to a small country who are bound by the restraints of colonialism! 🏴
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So the word is Camilla was at Boris Johnson 's party. I would have no problem believing it. They are taking the piss out of every loyal subject. I'm pleased that I am not loyal and will never be their subject!
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Prince Charles wearing a kilt and an impressive row of military medals on his chest standing respectfully in silence for 2 minutes before heading back to his humble abode. We should all be thankful for the sacrifices this brave man has made to keep us lesser types safe!
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Congratulations to my daughter Amy on completing her Masters Degree With Distinction whilst working extra hours to fulfill the backlog created by the Covid pandemic and whilst devoting every spare minute to bringing up her 2 daughters. Special thanks to David for all your help..
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Decent turn oot in Ayr for the AUOB March!
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My pal went home from work on Thursday night. His wife hadn't rang him n wasnt answering his calls which he thought was strange. He walked in and found her dead on the floor. He is beside himself. She was 50 fit and healthy. Life throws some shite at you.
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Started painting my hut yesterday. Just wondering if I should paint on a white cross corner to corner?
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Good Morning everybody in Portree, Dundee, Polmadie n Auchtermuchty and how are you all doing in Keith, Leith, Crieff, Cowdenbeath, Bridge of Earn and Rutherglen do you all want
#ScottishIndependence10
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Does Douglas Ross realise that all these distraction stunts he is pulling in an attempt to discredit the SNP and make him look dynamic is actually resulting in him making himself look desperate for attention whilst also making an absolute twat of himself?
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Is it just me or does anyone else feel that since Alex Salmond created the Alba party support for Scottish Independence has reduced?
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Tonight's Tea. I know , I Know Brussels with haggis? They are home grown though and I've got a big crop that need eating 😁
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I'm a Scot who has lived in England since childhood. I hear 'jokey' racist and anti Scottish comments every day. They usually try to justify by saying 'we are all British'. It seems to be the acceptable face of racism!
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Who remembers having?
1. A 19" black & white tele with 3 channels on a dial.
2. Green Shield stamps.
3. 3 digit phone numbers.
4. Cars without searbelts.
5. Being sent to the shop to buy cigarettes for your Dad
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I am unsure as to why the Acts of Union 1707 is still regarded as a union. It has NEVER been a union. Scotland joined with a gun held to her head and has never enjoyed the benefits of being an equal partner.
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@luapmarharg
@lgscotland
It's hard. I was living on £80 a week for 6 months, March to September. I cancelled everything that wasn't essential and sold anything i no longer used. Apply for all help you can get.
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@NorthAmackem
I can't think of anyone less racist than Nicola Sturgeon. She feely states that Scotland's doors are open to immigrants wishing to live, study and work in Scotland which of course includes English immigrants!
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The obsession with the English media's disgust that many Scots don't support England at football is about power and domination. These Scots refuse to do what the English media try and coerce them to do and the media don't like it. Well done fellow Scots stay true to your beliefs
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I can't see Douglas Ross bringing anything positive and progressive in to Scottish politics. I am expecting negative slurs about every initiative the SNP imposes, back handed sarcasm and sour grapes. Will I be proved wrong?
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It's our 40th wedding anniversary today. We celebrated earlier by watching our eldest grand daughter score on her debut for Nottingham Forest under 9's girls and will celebrate again this evening with a meal with family n friends.
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What happens in the US happens in England later on. We have a UK vesion of Trump in office. Just a matter of time before right wing internal terrorism hits here.
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@STVNews
You are right about that. Nobody will be surprised you didn't get on with Nicola because she is an honest, caring, talented, principled person and you are the dregs of gutter politics with no thought for your own country.
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£3 Fucking 30 for a packet of biscuits! REALLY?
I bet that's got nothing to do with Brexit either
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I've got mates in Aberdeen, Newcastle & Barnsley that all text in their local venacular but when I tweet using a Scottish dialect i get abuse, ridicule n sarcasm from certain Weegies who seem to be offended n embarrased by their own identity. You know what? Fuck the bawbags!
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Can anyone out there in the yooniverse explain to me why now is the right time to get Brexit done but not the right time for an independence referendum?
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If Labour and Conservative politicians in Scotland wanted what is best for the people of Scotland they would join the SNP and fight for independence.
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Imagine a small country whose larger neighbour annexed it and usurped them into an unequal union. They banned their native language, and the wearing of their national dress. Their communities were divided, their lands cleared, their properties burned, their culture ridiculed.
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I consider this an honour and a fine victory! 🥂👍🤣😂👍🏴🏴🏴🏴
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The Scottish government offer prescriptions so the population can access free treatment from illness. The British government are considering conscription so the population can be destroyed by missiles, bombs and drones.
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Wha's fur haggis, neeps n tatties the nicht?
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Why is
@georgegalloway
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Morning everybody it is the day of
#ScottishIndependence13
fae Buckie, Banff and Ardnahein. Fae Logan tae Oban fae Out Skerry tae Broughty Ferry fae Achiltibuie tae Ochiltree fae Kinloss tae Kinross fae Irvine tae Girvan fae Ayr tae Skares. 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 FREEDOM!
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Douglas Ross lies and cheats his way through politics so how could he ever be trusted to be neutral and honest as a linesman in a game of football? The guy is a fraud. I widnae trust him wae the remote control for the telly!
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I've been keeping a check on prices of various things in the shops.
Umbrellas are going up
Kites are soaring
Chimneys are through the roof
Footballs are inflating
Horse tack is stable
Bird seed is going cheap
Walking boots have seen a hike
Spirit level prices are pretty even.
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There is a saying "You can always tell a gentleman by the company he keeps" which prompts me to ask what the hell is Scotland doing in the UK "union"? Scotland would be respected around the globe as an independent nation free of Westminster's chains of restriction!
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What do you call someone who supports the Tories Austerity Measures, campaigns for a statue of Margaret Thatcher to be erected in Scotland, denies Scotland their democratic right to hold a Scottish Independence Referendum & would start a nuclear war in the blink of an eye?
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Kilt - check
Sporran - check
Belt - check
Hose - check
Glengarry - check
Half a dozen Scotland shirts - check
Lucky pants - check
Several pair of shorts - check
Saltire Flag - check
Passport - check
Germany Germany
We're the famous Tartan Army
And we're Off to Germany!
🏴🇩🇪⚽️🍺
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So who is going to George Square next Saturday?
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Al Fresco swally! Slaintè 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
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Nicky Campbell on 5Live just spent about 5 minutes talking about Boris's new Covid restrictions then added "and in Scotland Nicola Sturgeon also introduced a national lockdown". Casually and subliminally bending the truth in typical BBC fashion..
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I bought my mate an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks". I said "Don't mention it".
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