Y’all be having bfs for YEARS and be talking about how you have never traveled, been to any games or haven’t been to the most basic steak houses/restaurants, do these dudes just be cuffing y’all and locking y’all in closets or wtf be going on lmao
Yalls employers don’t give a fuck whether y’all total yalls car or not, that 15-20 dollars an hour isn’t worth it just stay safe at home with the fam for the day
Called into work and told my job i was going out of town for a family emergency yesterday and they showed my ugly ass on national tv during game lmao 🤦🏽♂️
It’s fucked up cuz i know rappers fuck with their fans from all over but it felt like Dolph fucked with Dallas a bit more than he did any other place besides his own city
Older Hispanics be the most judgements mf’s when it comes to smoking weed or having piercings and tattoos but don’t say a thing when they find out someone in their family is a pedophile or an alcoholic
This girl was drunk as hell last night, was all in my face and punched me while i was trying to get into my car so i defended myself and muffed her ass and she wanna come on the internet trying to play victim smh if you can’t handle your alcohol just stay home
We too grown to still be on that cheating shit if you got a solid ass partner just do right by them and if you just a natural born hoe then just be single and do your thing there ain’t much to it lol
Seen a lot of people talking shit about how everyone is suddenly a rangers fan now and in all honesty who gives a fuck lol it could be another 50 years before the rangers win another one, we all from the same city let everyone take it in and enjoy it and turn up 🏆
Won’t forget the time my boy invited me for brunch and brought his girl with him and a few days later my other homeboy invited me out to the club and brought his girl, the girl was the SAME girl my other homeboy who invited me to brunch had brought a few days back 😂 Dallas crazy
Wanted a trackhawk ever since they released them a few years ago so i stayed down and grinded and finally bought me one and couldn’t be more grateful 🥶
Seeing all these women coming out about being sexually assaulted makes me wanna go around and burn these sick ass mfs alive, us men gotta do way better job at protecting our ladies and keeping them safe 😔
If i opened up a store in the hood somewhere and sold higher end smoking utensils, fire ass tacos, wings, burgers, munchies etc and supported local brands to sell their merch in my store would y’all support 👀👀
All i know is that the Ojos they building on the edge of oakcliff and west dallas is gonna be one of the most ghetto establishments in the city lmao shit is the perfect recipe for violence
If you talking to a girl from Dallas and you see her posting inside of a RZR during this weather it might be time to move on and get you a different shorty 😂
October the most superior month out of the entire year, it’s football season, the fair is on and poppin, scary movies are on all the time, it’s chilly outside, what more can you want lol
Choose y’all’s baby daddy’s wisely forreal cuz boy the amount of pregnant women i be seeing venting/talking down on their bd on social media is at an all time high 😂
If y’all have parents who guide y’all through life and give y’all love and constant advice appreciate them! Some of us gotta figure it all out on our own and that shits tough af lol
A lot of girls are generally cool ass people to just be around and talk to every once and while, a lot of dudes be thinking you gotta stick your dick into everything you come across
Bout to just rent out a damn warehouse and have all the dancers perform there after 2am. Will have tacos and wings. Weed friendly, leave the coke at home tho that shit turns mfs into gremlins fr lol
I hate how materialistic people in Dallas are lol who cares what brand of clothes or shoes you wear, who cares how much you spent at the mall or what your tab was when you went out to eat lmao just stay humble and continue on with your life shit lame as hell
Birthdays be more depressing than fun now lmao had a strippers titties in my face last night and all i could think about was how old i was getting and how i didn’t wanna wake up with a rash on my face from her sweaty ass boobs 😂😂
I really find beauty in the process of bringing a woman into her soft/vulnerable era after she’s had to deal with abusive partners in her past, like you safe with me fathead all we gonna do is laugh and eat good food all the time ain’t no one gonna hurt you lol
Hate seeing people in their early 20’s trip over a dude or a female, your life hasn’t even really started yet, go out and date around or just be single and find yourself fuck wasting time on someone who just on that bs
Dallas really be having traffic just for fun. There won’t even be an accident or construction mfs will all just slow down at the same exact time just cuz
I used to have the biggest crush on this girl in hs and would bring her donuts and Starbucks in the morning and she’d be a bitch to me and a while back she sent me a whole paragraph in the dms apologizing and asking to take me out for drinks… she got two kids now YEET 😂
Those house/ranch parties back in 2011-2014 were something else, no club out there today could ever compete with them lol mfs used to be passed out drunk in the middle of a field at 4am, crazy times 😂
Just cuz you take a girl out on a date and you pay doesn’t mean she owes you some pussy, we grown not everyone gonna give it up on the first, second or third date either, shit don’t mean you got finessed or played
Y’all gotta stop giving up coochie to mfs just cuz they take you to deep ellum for a few drinks and some crab legs, make them fly y’all out and show you shit you never seen 🥱
These mfs at work be purposely flexing their lunches and coffee their wives made for them to me lmao they about to catch a fade from me fr told them how my generation of women are all alcoholics and gang members with 3-4 boyfriends
October the best month out the year, all the real niggas bdays are in October, you got them chilly ass nights to use as an excuse to be all up on your boo thang, the fair is in town, haunted houses be poppin AND it’s football season 📍
Me and my boy really were side by side fighting 5-6 dudes last night in the middle of bombshells lmfao shit felt so ratchet i just wanted to eat my Cajun chicken pasta and have a good time smh
Would y’all be interested in a late night munchie meals Thursday-Saturdays - fire ass wings, waffle fries, sides and birria tacos/Cali style burritos??? Playa prices on exotic smoke to go along with the food if you grabbing a plate as well of course 👀🔥🔥🔥
I be wanting to get someone’s daughter “just because” flowers and be on all that cake shit but then i remember i live in Dallas and girls here run game like grown ass men if not worse and then i snap out of it lol
I came across this post on Instagram and it’s so fucked up that he thinks this is funny because that man is working hard to provide for his family for someone to just do that👎🏻 But twitter do your thing and go report this video
I was going to BWW in north Dallas a week or two ago and saw this little boy walking barefoot by the highway and so i pulled up next to him and gave him a ride to his grandmas house all the way in west Dallas and i think about him every morning i wake up and hope he’s okay
Wtf is it with females and this whole “toxic” bullshit now days lol i swear a lot of y’all are backwards af. Rather get beat up on, cheated on, degraded and disrespected than to just simply be alone or with someone who’s gonna do right by y’all smh
If i invite anyone out to eat or to drink it’s because im paying, i don’t see how y’all get invited out on dates and grown ass men just sit and willingly let y’all pay lol couldn’t be me
Some females really be willing to cut off anyone for you and break bread with you while niggas that you’ve known for years wouldn’t even be willing to give you a ride down the street if you needed them to lol
You didn’t get the real Dallas experience if you didn’t go to a DISD school and have to wait in a long ass line every morning having to go through metal detectors and your back pack searched lol
It’s crazy how you might go through a fucked up ass situation in life and it’ll seem like the end of the world during that moment and then as time passes you look back at how you learned and grew from that experience and you become grateful for that lesson you learned lol
Smoking alone be crazy cuz I’ll be halfway through a joint zoned out looking at a leaf on a bush for about 10 minutes before i realize I’m high as hell and need to take my ass inside 😂
Feels like you can’t win on this mf, if you pushing dope you a bum, if you work a 9-5 you a scrub and broke, if you unemployed then people mad you getting an unemployment check and be talking shit like damn wtf you supposed to do then 😂😂
When i ask people about their favorite taco places in Dallas and they mention torchys or fuel city all their food credibility is automatically taken away lol
You might not be where you wanna be at in life as of yet or have the most money compared to others you see around you but as long as you got that hunger in you to be successful you’ll get there and everything will fall into place when it’s your time 📍