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Retired Chili's Bartender.
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Tough to choose but………..
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I lived on 32nd and Chicago. You live in Buffalo.
How many stolen valor tweets have you made since Walz got the nod?
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I’ve finally decided. I’m voting for the guy who didn’t kill John Prine.
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@TheCartelDel
@airbagged
I’m all at once grateful for the explanation and also sorry I spent time learning about it.
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@jkcarnah
This isn't fucking Star Wars. It's a public health crisis. Stop the "resistance" against reality.
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Like a lot of folks out there I’ve been listening to a ton of
@lowtheband
lately and well, I just wanted to share my favorite Mim song. Gets me every time.
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@jennylewis
This is an excellent synopsis of alllll the atrocities committed by Kid Rock and company on that “song”
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Accidentally walked down Broadway St in Nashville and now I hate music.
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Ok... Sure... let everyone buy machine guns but then tell me I can't bring 3.6 ounces of toothpaste on a motherfucking airplane.
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I hope Zimmer suddenly quits and takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd in the 3rd quarter.
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This is why we suck
In my opinion, the best movies do 3 things:
1. Tickle your funny bone
2. Tug on your heart strings
3. Blow your mind
Agreed?
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"Not trying to be a dick" so often immediately follows someone being a dick
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I would smile my ass off loading my CP-70 up all 66 stairs to play a gig to 3 people at the warehouse in La Crosse rn.
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Sitting in with trampled for Fake Plastic Trees tonight on my last gig and we’ll, it’s getting verklempt in here
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Yesterday I graduated from this immersive learning Ux Design program. It was the hardest thing I’ve attempted in my adult life and as my friend Colette might say, I personally can’t wait to have a beverage about it.
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Played some music IRL with
@AlChurchmusic
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@lowtheband
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@ActualWolf
and
@DaveMehling
last night and I’m still buzzing. Missed that feeling and those sounds so much.
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Pretty cool that my friends were pelted with rubber bullets and tear gas peacefully standing on the streets in Minneapolis in late May/June but this shit at the capitol is just being allowed to take place.
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Ordered the wrong beer... drinking it really fast instead of saying something because I was born and raised in MN.
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I know its a lot of bots and I know about how engagement farming works but what an ugly reflection of society.
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I sang with deer tick last night and all I got was this fucking shirt.
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Tomorrow night at The Parkway Theater we’ll breeze through a light little record called OK Computer which is largely about alienation from one another through technology and automation, which certainly hasn’t gained any relevancy in the 25 years since it’s release.
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Turned 40. Woke up. Bought some socks. Oh hell yes, it's all going according to plan.
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One thing I learned about twitter today is that maga bots have a weak tight 5
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Hell yes MSP airport. Pour Some Sugar On Me at like 90db is exactly what we all need on this ordinary Thursday morning.
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Please enjoy this message from my grandmother who just got a cellphone at 86
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Housemate tested positive. I got my brain scrubbed through my nose earlier and can speak Italian now. Please send beer.
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A kid at the grocery store was asking everyone if they root for the Vikings and after a few of us in the aisle said yes.... his dad goes “and who do we boo for?” Without hesitating the kid exclaims “Russia”. Didn’t see it coming.
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One thing about drive in shows... it’s really apparent if someone leaves early
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Like a lot of people, I got to know Trevor through the mpls scene and working at the Nomad together. He was a top notch man. I was absolutely stunned when I heard the news yesterday. Please help his family out if you can.
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Don’t even act like I didn’t give terminal 2 a little Karma Police
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Took Norm around nokomis and then we tried our first patio beer. Let me tell you what… the people love Norm.
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Im pretty sure I paid 751 dollars in taxes buying weed in Illinois last week.
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“You’ll look the way you look”
It appears Men’s Wearhouse finally broke their guarantee.
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Stood in for my dad at my sisters wedding and walked her down the aisle, had to make an impromptu speech and then carried a 350lb guy with a torn acl on a stretcher to an ambulance. Classic Saturday.
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Can confirm this was special as hell
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Quietly signs a 1 year veteran deal to add depth at the defensive line.
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Well, at least no one has texted to me to get on the list lately.
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I could play every Tuesday at the Turf and grow this beard forever.
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Hey!
Vote
@TinaSmithMN
! Vote
@Tim_Walz
! Vote
@kiethellison
! Vote
@davehutch2018
! Vote
@amyklobuchar
! Vote
@IlhanMN
!
Let's keep MN a bright blue beacon of the north and have a government that actually represents the population of this great state.
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You're talking about counting.
They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!
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8 years ago my nephew died of a rare form of a brain cancer. He was just a kid growing up and it will never make sense to me. I guess this is just a gentle reminder to enjoy every sandwich.
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Today I learned that because both industries I work(ed?) in have been eviscerated by covid-19, my entire tuition this fall/winter is covered by state and city grants. Thank you, virus.
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After a long day I tried some weed and packed for a work trip to Mexico… 2:1 odds I open my suitcase when I arrive and it’s just loose leaf Kirkland peanut butter filled pretzels.
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Watching the Super Bowl in a bar full of dogs in Mexico City as god intended it.
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I'd like to officially change all my band names past and present to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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When I played junior hockey (I was a goalie), the opposing teams used to play “Burning Down The House” when they’d score a goal me and well, that shit still stings when I hear it come on randomly at the Bryant Lake Bowl all these years later.
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Had a dream I played a gig in a red lobster. At this point, I would.
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Retrieved my dad’s fishing stuff from my mom’s place today. Found his glasses. Haven’t seen these in like 17 years and they fit!
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Has anyone checked on that Jeff guy that looks like Eric Clapton who dedicated his entire life over the last 4-5 years to responding correctly to trump tweets?
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Folks I just met the man who has made two hearted since 2001 and I nearly fanboyed like he was Jonny Greenwood
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My MLB walk up music would 100% be the marimba ringtone purely to fuck with everyone.
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Spent the morning remembering how to play guitar and I’m fucking elated to make some music with my friends tonight in Superior.
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Blue Ox is doing a virtual festival, which is cool. I am also pumped that I can't be virtually stuck on stage during a sudden squall protecting gear like last year.
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Got a pair of glasses so I could finally execute this move and achieve maximum judginess. Photo credit demanded by
@AlChurchmusic
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Finally found someone who makes me feel like I have a normal sized head.
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Legitimate lol to "Lord Of The Flies" being under "island getaways" on HBO Max
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Debating slandering Elon so I can finally quit twitter with the least amount of willpower possible.
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The Vikings being good again is a big part of Joe Biden’s America
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My dad was a kicker. I was a kicker. My dad's best man kicked for the Vikes in the late 70s and early 80s. I like to think I'm an empathatic guy but fuck Dan Bailey.
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@MarkDuplass
That could only happen if someone slips him some psilocybin. He is perhaps the least self examined psyche in power.
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Born on third base thinking they hit a triple.
19-year-old Kylie Jenner is worth $900 million and on pace to become the youngest self-made billionaire ever.
What are you doing with your life?
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