Donnie Baker
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My granny was laid to rest today in her hometown. My God bless the people of Celina Tennessee who came out to remember one of their own. And thanks to One Stop BBQ for the best soul food ever. Ate so much I used one of her favorite southern sayings... “I’m as full as a tick!” RIP
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Rest In Peace to my sweet Granny. Nobody made me laugh like she did. 94 years old and finally back with her bunch of 13. I’ll miss you Granny!
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Way to go Tiger! I’m sitting at the original Hooters in Clearwater FL crying tears of joy. First time that’s happened to me here without the help of a negative pregnancy test. Swear to God! All is right with the world again.
#StateLaw
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#MastersSunday
#TheMasters
#Tiger
#Tigerwins
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Free at last! You’re next ZuckerDick! I bet Elon likes to bundle!
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I’d rather have one eye than no balls! This coming from a douche canoe that has a pair of eyes in desperate need of anal bleaching. No wonder why Ariana dumped your ass. I hope SNL is next!
#StateLaw
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This from
@RealSaavedra
SNL mocks GOP House candidate Dan Crenshaw for losing eye in war: “You may be surprised to hear he’s a Congressional candidate from Texas and not a hitman in a porno movie. I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever.”
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Just got another 30 day jail sentence from Facebook for calling out somebody who should be in real jail. Swear to God!! Don’t worry - you can’t muzzle a wolf!
#StateLaw
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Trump returns to the stage after an assassination attempt. Hillary taps out after rain. But then again, witches can't get wet!
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Somebody give that little Big Country a million just for having a brain and a heart. That’s rare now days!
#SwearToGod
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@realDonaldTrump
Who says our Prez can’t be thoughtful and sweet?!?! Proof right here in your face!
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The only contact the Pirates made with their swings so far were when that Puerto Rican Brent Michaels attacked the water cooler!
#Cubs
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Worst halftime show ever. Sounded like Lavar Ball speaking in tongues. Sorry ‘Bama but the only thing rolling was Tupac in his grave.
#NationalChampionship
#GeorgiaBulldogs
#RollTideRoll
#LondonFogCoats
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I swear to God I’ll be in Cincy for Opening Day. Come see me live with
@bobandtom
and
@thefoxradio925
at
@JACKCincyCasino
this coming Thurs morning. I’ll be forging Pete Rose autographs and for $10 bucks I’ll do Sabo’s in cursive! Nothing beats Opening Day!
#StateLaw
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#Reds
#MLB
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Bill Cosby finally gets arrested! I know it's innocent until proven guilty. But just to make him sweat...let Steve Harvey read the verdict!
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3 years ago we lost the best comedian on the planet, Mr. Tim Wilson. He was my comedy Dad. Miss you Tim!...
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My job sucks. Working a double in the basement so we have to follow the eclipse on the radio just like the Pilgrims did.
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Why is Stiffler's mom accepting the Lombardi trophy?!?! She must be banging the head coach!
#sb50
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Hard to believe it's been 5 years. He was my comedy dad and there's not a day that goes by I don't think about him. This is one of my all time favorite Tim Wilson songs!
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Hey
@FoxNews
... hiring Donna Brazile to give Presidential debate analysis is like asking OJ to host the First 48. Welcome to the $hit show that is our current news media. It’s a sad day when Cartoon Network has more credibility.
#StateLaw
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#PresidentialDebate2020
#FoxNews
#Sucks
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Just got another full ride offer from the University of Indianapolis and their new head coach Al Ready! Signed, sealed and now I’ll deliver!
#StateLaw
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#UofIndy
#Greyhounds
#5toolsAndAPorkSword
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Now we hear all about Hillary's career. I call BS. 30 years and she pushed nothing through. Hell, I bet even Chelsea was C-section!
#Trump
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I swear to God Chris Sabo is better at volleyball than he was with the Reds. Way to go Spuds!
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I swear to God
@jakequery
was right. Bob Lamey said it right to my face on Pioneer Speakers. Thank god it wasn't Two for Tuesday. State Law
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Just when you thought it was safe enough to return to HR derby after Chris Berman tapped out. ESPN pulls in Bill Nye the Science Dick! What’s next... Stevie Wonder doing NASCAR?!?! I Swear to God! I’d rather watch bow legged lesbians try to scissor!
#Unchristian
#StateLaw
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#Dumb
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Updated pitcher of my boy Wolfie. Wolfgang Lee Baker and momma headed to the Punkin Patch. He was breech birth so his mullet is backwards!
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Great night in Hawkins TX at Red Rooster IceHouse saloon! Hired this hottie on the spot to sell my shirts and tapes. And almost sold my boat! Swear to God! Name is Michelle and all she wanted was some Twitter love. So if you’re ever in TX look her up!
#StateLaw
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#ShovelReadyJobs
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Looks like Angel Skinner lost her luggage!
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I liked the Field of Dreams game. But the intro was weird. Seeing Kevin Costner’s with white hair and aviators, wandering around like he was lost. At first I thought it was Joe Biden getting off Air Force One again. Swear to God!
#FieldOfDreamsGame
#StateLaw
#MLBatFieldofDreams
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@RealCandaceO
@MeghanMcCain
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Omg!!!!!! You just got even hotter. Thank you Candace! And btw - is his funeral over yet or is it just halftime?
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Tim Wilson was comedy. At least to me. One of my heroes. He treated everyone with the same respect and that's...
http://t.co/HMK7KIXmwo
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Happy birthday
@bobkevoian
. My Mom Phyllis wanted me to tell ya the first one is free. And you can pick lefty or righty this time. She’s amphibious just like me! Hope this is your best birthday ever!
#StateLaw
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#IWannaBeBob
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And another thing LeBron... I got more respect for the dicks taking a knee than you. Betcha $50 if you tried, you'd flop first doing it!
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For Hillary, campaigning with Obama today, is like OJ attending Nicole Brown's funeral. Have they no shame? Swear to god!
#ClintonFBI
#Trump
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Hey
@coachkentmurphy
Is it true last time your old lady gave you a handy, you made her stop 'cause she was dippin' her shoulder?
#softToss
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You’ve gotta follow this stud in the making. He trained under me at Discount Karate. Swear to God!
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Is Pelosi grading papers?? I feel like she’s that math teacher that gets off on pop quizzin!
#StateLaw
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#StateOfTheUnion
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Next year on taxes, I'll just be "extremely careless" and get off scotch free. Thanks for showing us the way Hillary.
#Trump
#CrookedHillary
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I’ll say it like this... if I was Kavanaugh and accused of something I didn’t do... I’d take it all the way to the Supreme Courts!
#StateLaw
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#KavanaughConfirmation
#BrettKavanaugh
#KavanaughCircus
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Don't get this whole Duck Dynasty thing. Reality stars can't quote the bible. But yet it's ok for Tony Romo to suck dick on TV every Sunday
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I heard the Playboy mansion was sold to the owner of Twinkies?! Seems unchristian but at least Mecca will remain cream filled! Swear to God!
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This dick at work is already going around singing "Little Red Casket!" I'ma beat his ass until the doves cry. That's Unchristian
#ripPrince
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Today is Tim Wilson's birthday. Please take a moment to reflect and laugh. Whether it's a song or closing argument please pay up!
#myhero
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Donnie Baker Gives Advice to President Trump over his ban from them Dick Bastards over at Twitters!
#StateLaw
#TrumpBanned
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Not that I defend O.J.... but tell me how masturbating in prison is a crime? How else can the guards get a true head count? State Law!
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Damn! Josh McDaniels treated that Colts job like some bitch on the Bachelor! Swear to God! I’ve had hand jobs last longer than he did. Not sure if the Colts can press charges after getting screwed but I think they got him for a “Pump n Run!”
#StateLaw
#JoshMcDaniels
#Colts
#Pats
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Dead Red. Ruined my night. Grew up cutting their ball cards out of Hostess boxes. 1990 was the greatest baseball year of my life. Still believe Eric Davis is Superman. But I’ll never attend another
@mlb
game again. State. Fucking. Law!
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Duke's the Nickleback of college hoops. A lot of records but won't go away despite the wave of hatred. Like crocs on a prego stripper.
#ncaa
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You weren’t paying me time and a half Kristi and it’s a holiday.
#StateLaw
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Hey dishwasher thanks for crapping out on Thanksgiving! 😤
#dishpanhands
#upallnight
#dayafterthanksgiving
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Trying to find the remote. Been there. Done that. Poor bastard!
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I heard
@donlemon
went off on
@realDonaldTrump
on the “original” shit hole known as
@CNN
. Well Don - given your sexual preference - if anyone knows a real shit hole it would be you! I’ll say it to your face when you vaca in Haiti or Chicago this year!
#ShitHoleCountries
#StateLaw
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Come see me this weekend at the Funny Bone in Des Moines’s. Tickets and more tour dates at
#StateLaw
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Good lord...Did Pam Oliver eat another sideline reporter? Think about it. When's the last time we saw Jim Gray?
#NFL
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I can’t believe I just saw Lil’ Wayne come out of the closet...wearing everything in it. Looked like a high end Goodwill took a $hit! That was a Lil’ much!
#StateLaw
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#LilWayne
#Halftime
#Alabamavsclemson
#Bama
#Weezy
#RollTide
#Clemson
#EarthTonez
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Since I’ve been stuck in Facebook jail I made this video for my Instagrams. Follow it at DonnieBaker_official over there now.
#StateLaw
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Now that Morgan Freeman has whored himself out for Hillary. I hope they both end up in Shawshank! State Law!
#Trump2016
#TrumpTrain
#Trump
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Never burn a Boner. They're all precious. Buddy of mine turned 50 & now he's gotta pop pills and snort sawdust to get wood.
#PorkLivesMatter
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Eminem on BET with a new beard and anti Trump rap. Beard looked painted on like Cartmans. Prolly took 2 weeks eating prison apples.
#Eminem
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I just did something my Reds can't do. I sold out Cincinnati! Love ya Liberty Funny Bone!
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I’m in Facebook jail again. Over this stupid MEME that I invented. 30 days in the hole over this. Even though yesterday on Facebook I saw two Vietcong gang lords slaughter a billygoat with a poop knife! Swear to God. I’m more blocked than
@DiphallicDude
at a glory hole!
#StateLaw
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Of course they did. Trump just suspended all “travel!” They can’t play in that league without taking 5 steps to make a stuff shot!
#StateLaw
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Not to say her clit was big. But you could thumb wrestle with it. Swear to god. Once Patty started doing Yoga she used it as a shoe horn!
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State Law!!!!! Hell, I even got cussed out at Vacation Bible School. Kids are softer than mud today!
And that’s when u will have 12 guys on the team that are soft as pillows! Enjoy ur participation award. If u don’t hustle, u should get ur ass chewed on. I applaud coach Izzo. Always have!
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Never thought I’d to see a Friday night when I was stoked about going out to the club and it was Sam’s. Swear to God!
#StateLaw
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Fire in the hole!
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Who. Gives. A. Shit?
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I hate names like J.Lo and A.Rod. Just lazy and dumb. I mean Elvis was King and died of a heart attack, but didn't go by the nickname E.K.G!
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Damn!!! This game is crazy! I’ve been on dates before where they’re pregnant by the 3rd and showing by the 7th inning stretch. And that don’t include the ones dialated to 8. Swear to God. Never take a bowl legged chick to see Mr. October.
#StateLaw
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This just happened. One Million Followers on this fan page. All I can say is “I love you more” to each and every one of ya. Swear to God. The Dick on the right was my One Millionth follower. His name is Caleb...
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He said it right to their face!
This 10 year-old boy just obliterated his school board’s mask mandate and calls out its unfairness and hypocrisy.
You’re going to want to watch this one…
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I’m just wondering about the well being of the boat on the back!
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Thanks Bob! I’m sick of going to car dealers and Ace Hardware to get it. Popcorn is a mineral. They shouldn’t charge for it anyways. No different than salt, pepper and malt vinegar!
#StateLaw
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Retweet if you think
@RondaRousey
should go to my dart league banquet or favorite if you think she should do the marine ball. State law!
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Is this real? I bet his book will be just like him.
Shelved, overpriced and no spine!
State law!
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Patty Ferguson just gave me a DQ BJ. When I finished she spit it in a cup then held it upside down, like I'd bought a blizzard.
#HappyEaster
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