@TiffHuber Don’t get paranoid but your tattoo is on to you.

@dorothy_ja94240 @HumansNoContext Who would swerve to avoid some crumbled birthday cake.

@weirddalle That should be illegal just for how British it is.

@TiffHuber Real alpha shit.

@Jolene62449178 @DrNWLuna @Jikkyleaks Where did they learn to write so deceptively, The New York Times?!

@weirddalle A little unethical but it works 👍 Can’t use on Scrabble though; the letters are backwards.

@jumpholejack @HumansNoContext They are not mutually exclusive. I used the conditional tense. There are a lot of people taking fake videos seriously, and it’s a fascinating phenomenon. This, however, was an Always Sunny reference.

@AnthonyCumia One nation under a G thing

@DumpsterBud @Rainmaker1973 Grabber game for individual skittles, serving caviar, surgical applications…🕸️

@HarrietMTubman @IPOT_Official76 For me, it’s a three-way tie between those two and when people don’t know when to say “among.”

@AnthonyCumia POV: you just bought her a new phone.

@SKFerg17 @greg16676935420 Kendrick’s wing patch on his hat was the shape and placement of a horn. Sort of a variation on the one-eye. One horn. Clearly Kendrick is being propped up by the elites as the Purple People Eater.

@Zeliackim @Rainmaker1973 I, for one, embrace the Italian-American immigrant community.

@sisisimon @Rainmaker1973 If you like the game enough to do the trick, you won’t need it.

@LizzyStarrrdust “Who won the game last night?” Fuckin’ AMERICA, that’s who.

@chrissiemayrsb1 Did is da wae! We are so fucking back, queen!

@LizzyStarrrdust Jewish counts as a different race.

@TiffHuber You’ll always look under 20 in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mask.

@GarbageHuman24 He doesn’t Belieber?