Dom Noble
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YouTuber. Very dyslexic so if you follow me you'll need to resist the urge to correct a lot of spelling errors. (He/Him)
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New Lost in Adaptation now on YouTube! Bridgerton Season One and all the crazy stuff they added to the plot.
I'm actually pretty proud of this one. Its my longest yet both in terms of how long it took to make AND video length.
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Have Zelda and Link ever canonically hooked up or has it been hundreds of reincarnations just making eyes at each other for tens of thousands of years?
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So it looks like JK Rowling hasn't reached "is happy a dictator agrees with her" level yet but HAS past the "realising what it means for your arugument if it appeals to a dictator" point.
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The Onion is just reporting real life now because shits gotten too stupid to parody.
Nation Perplexed By 16-Year-Old Who Doesn’t Want World To End
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Robert Louis Stevenson: Mr Hyde made people uncomfortable despite looking perfectly normal.
Every single adaptation ever:
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If I could have a moment of your time, I have an important request 🧵
Please stop asking LGBTQIA+ creators if it's "ok" to continue enjoying the work of people who are harming them.
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Does anyone else remember all those memes of Biden that were popular when the casually political of us only saw him as Obama's VP Bro and america's cool uncle?
I'm honestly surprised those didn't make a big comeback for the election.
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@HomelandKen
Conservatives: I have the god given right to own and open carry a fully automatic machine gun to protect myself and you're infringing on my freedom if you object to it.
Also conservatives: Having a gas mask and homemade shield on your person is an act of terrorism.
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Fuck me I'm like a week overdue with this Roald Dahl video because I keep freezing up over the author history.
Like.... The dude killed 5 people then wrote Matilda.
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If I had a nickel for every relationship that ended like this...
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Dear people who get angry about the block button and complain its overused on twitter:
Nobody OWES you anything.
You are not owed access to anyones tweets.
You are not owed engagement or discourse.
You are not owed a 2nd or 3rd chance.
You are not owed an explanation.
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The least realistic thing in Coco is Ernesto de la Cruz's fans turning on him when they find out he's a terrible person instead of doing everything they possibly can to justify him throwing kids off cliffs or claiming they can seperate the art from the artist.
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Sorry if this is disappointing to anyone. I know it seems like I give off big bisexual energy, but I actually just have anxiety.
Happy Pride Month beautiful watchers. I will once again be attempting to be supportive and joyful of everything my friends have achieved (while staying in my lane and not trying to hog focus).
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I may lose followers over this but it needs to be said. I find it VERY disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was" you need to be OUT of your fucking seat.
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You've got to explain it to them like children sometimes.
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Nope. Fuck you, you do NOT get to use "Say her name" regarding a white person who got killed performing an act of terrorism.
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Me: I can't support JK Rowling's work while she's directly benefiting from it.
Commenters: Oh yeah? Then why do you keep enjoying books by Lovecraft, Tolkien and Carroll then? Checkmate.
😐
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I am constantly amazed by the anti-woke crowd's ability to delude themselves into thinking people are one of them until explicitly proven otherwise.
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Gen Z asked me to tweet to
@FoxNews
about the
#mannyflag
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I know it's tempting to convince yourself that you genuinely just want to know their opinion, but if you look deep down I promise you what you actually want is absolution for being a bad ally. A salve for the guilt you feel for supporting these problematic people.
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My nephew has an important decision ahead of him tomorrow.
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............ Does the IRS sign look like a cards against humanity expansion pack to anyone else?
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So I actually have my own a very small James Somerton story. At my 36th birthday party a friend said she noticed he was trying to talk to me on twitter (I had notifications off) and that he'd been a total jerk to her.
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Dear Ben Shapiro
Fuck off
Sincerely
A man who looks DAMN good in a dress
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My partner is friends with a certain author and surprised me with a signed book on new years 🤯
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Just a general request that people not do this. Talking to me like I'm not a person is one of easiest ways me make me instantly dislike you.
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*Watching The Lord of the Rings with a girl*
Her: "Oh that looks interesting, whats the lore behind that in the book?"
Me: *pupils dilate with sudden influx of dopamine*
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I'm getting a little sick of "Teh dang younguns are spreading Covid!" headlines.
Show me a 17 to 25 year old who was on the board that decided to reopen Disney World then we'll talk about who needs to be more responsible.
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The rest of my 2021 content is going to be meticulously and exclusively planned around the goal of annoying the person who messaged me to explain that my channel caters to women too often.
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*Person Jackson spoilers*
I just re-read the first book in preparation for the new series. I completely forgot Percy's Mom straight up murdered her abusive husband and sold his body as art at the end 😅😅😅
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Sauron had the ring for 1850 years.
Isildur: 2
Was in a river: 2520
Déagol: About 5 minutes?
Gollum: 478
Bilbo: 60
Frodo: 17
The river was the lord of the ring.
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Those poor fucking servers are stepping in and out of Covid pressure cookers all night because some dipships just can't not go to a restaurant, during a pandemic, in the rain.
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I've been a bit crap about announcing the subjects of upcoming Book Club episodes, but considering who my next guest is, I thought you might like a chance to read it in advance.
George RR Martin and I will be discussing Nine Princes in Amber by Roger Zelazny on the 1st of July.
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Oh sure, I'd love to spend an awkward 10 minutes not understanding a word of Aramaic.
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I know I swore not to talk about her again but FUCKING HELL JK Rowling.
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Facebook embarrassed me so I restored balance with new sword thirst content.
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...... Is it NOT going to be free in other countries?
JAPAN: Health Ministry decides that every member of the population will receive a coronavirus vaccine for free
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I swear to god, the next person who tries to suggest I feel empathy for the hardships a mass shooter was going through is getting punched in the face.
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Covering a British comedy from the 90s should be fuHUGH LAURIE NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Apparently a guy was flirting with me today. It's good to know I'm as moronically oblivious to it coming from the same gender as the opposite.
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How do you try to stop votes from being counted and not realize you're the villains of the story?
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Happy
#InternationalWomensDay
to everyone except JK Rowling who's being a cruel jerk for no reason again.
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If you say anything bad about the star wars hotel it makes a puppy cry.
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I accidentally got myself locked out of my partner's house while she was asleep and my mind went to "connect to Bluetooth speakers and play a song about being outside" before it went to "doorbell".
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I felt a profound kinship with this person driving ahead of me today.
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While it does hurt to find out a former friend has been trash talking me on twitter and celebrating/mocking my breakup on Tiktok at least now I have proof it was the correct decision to discontinue to friendship.
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Every time a friend describes their period cramps to me I spend at least an hour horrifed that we're not pooring a substanchal amount of the medical reaserch budget into finding more ways of managing that. Like gods damn holy fuck.
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Just a gentle reminder that blocking people for correcting my spelling is one of the few acts of pure pettiness I allow myself guilt free so just be REALLY sure its worth it.
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Wow, I apparently have ZERO gag reflex. I'm wasted as a heterosexual.
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Rewatching Smallville and tripping out because I used to have the BIGGEST crush on Allison Mack back in the day, and now she's in jail for human trafficing 😐
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(This guilt btw, proves you are a fundamentally good person even if you're misguided right now. You wouldn't feel anything if you were not).
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For all you heartless ghouls out there celebrating an old man dying... What are we doing after? I'm thinking shots, maybe some twister?
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Quick announcement: Latest video has been set to private. I've been made aware than in the time between when research was done and the video was posted, the author came out as nonbinary, so I ended up misgendering and dead naming them ALL through the video.
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If you recently sent me a long email about the importance of being "gender critical" I just thought you ought to know that my assistant has been deleting them before I get up in the mornings.
I hope it took you a lot of time and effort to write 🖕
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In the last few days I found out I was overdosing on adderall due to a prescription mix up, my pet bird passed away and I had to pull a door off the wall to save an injured kitten and take it to the emergency vets.
I'm having a bit of a week. My mind and body hurts.
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Could we not refer to having the necessary amount of hydration to not be in constant danger of passing out as "dad bod" please? Kthxbi.
Zac Efron's 'dad bod' transformation on Netflix show shocks fans
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The defeated "ok" after her third attempt to make people realise she wasn't telling a funny story failed really shook me...
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But this puts them in a really difficult and exhausting position, because you've placed the burden of choosing the right thing for you to do on them.
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Ok America, i'm leaving for the UK for a bit. Now listen carfully, (look at me America), do NOT fall further into fascism while I'm away ok?
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The video essay title: The Rise and Fall of Joss Whedon.
The opening line: On the 28 June 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand's car took a wrong turn down a street in Sarajevo and.....
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Quick, call it all off people. News coverage of protesting systemic racism is harshing JonTron's buzz 😐
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HOLT SHIT I juat realized we can finally make jokes at Biden's expense without worrying it might in a small way contribute to dooming us all!!!
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My speech therapist has worked out a pitch and tone that will be most effective at giving my vocal cords a chance to heal.
Unfortunately its somewhere between my sarcasm voice and my seduction voice so people are going to be getting mixed messages from me for awhile.
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I'm so glad it's Bi Visibility Day. I'm sick and tired of them moving my stuff around and pretending to be ghosts the rest of the year.
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They can either say no and risk looking mean or over sensitive, or just feel bad they denied you something that brings you joy.
Or they might end up being pressured into saying yes, then feel responsible for your continued patronage of someone trying to destroy them.
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Voting for Joe Biden is going to be the hardest, shittiest thing that I am definitely going to do.
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I try to resist the urge to make too many "look at my clever response" tweets but this might serve as a general request to remember that I do not have ANY interest in stranger's opinions on my appearance.
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Fudge... I'm sorry guys. I'd never willing put non skippable ads on my videos but
@YouTube
has decided thats not my call anymore.
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A commenter made a reference to Channel Awesome on a new video and received a ton of "Channel who now?" responses.
It's a relief to know I've outgrown that association considering how UTTERLY dependant I felt on them for my success when I first started my Youtuber career.
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Hey, you're friends don't hate you.
They are not "putting up with you". They enjoy your company.
No one is forcing them to hang out with you and they wouldn't do it if they didn't like you.
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I referred to Aslan as "Furry Jesus" meaning that he literally had fur, but then I realised C.S. Lewis did basically write about Jesus being a furry and I've been staring into space ever since.
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*Picture of empty shelves in capitalist country*
The right: THIS is what things would be like under socialism!
*Video of riots during Trump presidency*
The Right: THIS is what a Biden presidency will look like!
*Reporter is visibly confused by Trump's gibberish*
The right:
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Hey all. I did a stupid. I took a brand deal without fully understanding the reputation the company has. Now that I've been made aware of it, I don't feel comfortable going through with it so today's video is currently being re-uploaded without the sponsorship.
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I know I've been focusing on the "vote" and not always "vote Biden" but I do want to make it clear I genuinely think Trump is a fascist and if you plan to vote for him for any reason whatsoever I genuinely hate you with every particle of my being.
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I'm pretty sure every time GRRM commissions art of the Iron thrones he asks for it to look more and more insane to spite the show's tiny ass version.
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I know I've said this before, but naming your cat after your favorite author is a bit of a two edged sword because it's weird to have to shout "Sir Terry Prettchett get off the counter!"
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Someone worridly pointed out Will Smith might have set a precedent for hitting commedians and my mind immediatly went to an extended fantacy about knocking out Ricky Gervais 🤩
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Fuck it, I'm gonna do some Lord Of The Rings content. The LAST thing on that embarrassing Never List video I made in 2015 has finally fallen.
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