Bob Clendenin (
@bobclendenin
) was put in a permanent naughty chair. All the musings, vitriol, and snark that would have appeared on that account will now be tweeted from here (
@DoctorTomG
)
@GaryMichaelDoan
Easy there, Tinfoil.
I'm sure you join me in wanting all information out in the open and you'll immediately condemn anyone implicated.
Right?
Any journalist who allows a Republican to talk about “post birth abortions” without punching them in the nuts is a disgrace to their profession.
Talking to you
@jaketapper
Biden could be 112 and drooling on himself while ringing a wheelchair bell like Tio Salamanca and he'd still be 100 times the president YamTits ever was so shut the fuck up about it already.
MAGA Rep Bryan Slaton—who intro’d a bill mandating death for women seeking abortion because his Biblical morals apparently command it—has resigned after investigators found he had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a teen staffer after getting her drunk😑
This is the GOP.
You know what might be a baller move? For Engoran to assess trump’s penalty as “20% of trump’s total net worth” and let trump state what that is.
His greed will battle his hubris and the rat chewed wires inside his hamster wheel of a brain will go fizz pop.
The Bible was written by numerous people and is full of second, third, and fourth hand accounts and subjective opinions. It’s basically a 2000 year old subreddit.
And you want to tell me it’s a literal truth and should dictate my life?
Really looking forward to the flurry of thoughts and prayers and "never forget" posts from all the people currently giving reach around hand jobs to Saudi Arabia.
@marcthiessen
Look at this pathetic little simp clutching his pearls after spending 8 years licking the taint of a corrupt rapist traitor.
Go find your fainting couch you ridiculous twat.
@acnewsitics
The people who don't want to pay taxes, build roads, parks and libraries, or fund public education have the nerve to call people leeches?
Fuck you
@LPNH
All of these Saudi owned farms in AZ were negotiated, sold, & approved by the Republican Legislature who refused to listen about the environmental impact they would have.
AZ still has Republican majorities in Congress.
I have known Bobby Kennedy Jr. for decades.
We were friends.
I loved his politics.
His speeches inspired me.
We were neighbors.
Our kids were friends.
We carpooled the kids to school for a few years.
Bobby Kennedy has had presidential ambitions his entire adult life.
In 2006,
So excited to make this announcement friends,
@MarkHamill
is joining me on a fundraising zoom and you should join us too—he gets how important 2024 is for our country and our democracy. Click here to save your spot!
Let me get this straight - you have shirts, flags, and hats with trump's name and face. You buy xmas ornaments with him on them. You buy NFTs with his head on super-hero bodies. You make art with him crossing the Delaware or at the last supper...
... and *I'm* the one with TDS?
We have infrastructure, we have the Chips Acts, we have a killer Dow, and we don't have an unhinged lying corrupt rapist traitor cutting deals with autocrats.
Hey
@EliseStefanik
- I'd say it's a resounding Go Fuck Yourself.
I know this isn't very "big tent" of me, but if you look at trump and you look at Biden and you "can't decide" then frankly you're just a big fucking idiot and I want nothing to do with you.
Republicans have spent 6 years defending and excusing their tax avoiding, sexual assaulting, charity grifting, insurrection inciting and document stealing leader and they can’t fathom that democrats aren’t as craven and despicable and soulless as they are.
@ace__696
@peyton_chanel
Complete shit take. Dems have a politician they believe in and republicans have a cult messiah they worship.
There are no "both sides" on this.
Trump: We had it banned, you know, I went to generals. I said General off the record. What do you think of transgender. Sir, is anybody listening, sir What do you think? I don't like it, sir.
Dan Dildobongo is a glorified mall security guard with rage issues and the IQ of tapioca. He is fragile as a lace fucking doily.
Make sure you say hi - he loves it.
@dbongino
We’ve been reminded once again this week that Republicans have never been angry at Russia for attacking our 2016 election. They’ve only been angry at our FBI for investigating the attack. Think about that. Russia attacks us, and Republicans go after our FBI for investigating it.
@JakeCar87150240
I use my real name and face. You’re a grown man who “likes anime”, hides in anonymity, and bought a blue check mark.
Sit this one out.
A powerful photo. The hand toward his father’s face. The eyes. Put aside politics and everything related for a moment, and viewed simply on a human level, you see two men, father and son, still at each other’s side, more than a half-century since the darkness of Dec. 18, 1972.
Can we get 500 retweets on this? This is one hell of an ad from a Democrat running for Congress in North Dakota in an OPEN seat currently occupied by a Republican. We need to take back the house and have a real majority.
So if KC loses the SB it will be because God hates libtards and cursed Taylor and Travis and all their libtardedness. And if KC wins it’s a deep state conspiracy psy-op orchestrated by Obama and George Soros?
This is exhausting.
So in addition to being an election denier and wanting to criminalize homosexuality, our new Speaker also thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.
Way to go, Republicans, great move
Lara Trump sings her new original single "Won't Back Down" (which totally wasn't stollen from Tom Petty) live on air… it goes about as well as you'd expect 😳
@BidenHQ
“Nikki and Nancy both start with N which is one of the letters of the alphabet. There are 25 others. A lot of people don’t know that.”
- trump, tomorrow
As you’re digesting your turkey, please enjoy a good laugh at the expense of self-owning MAGA dErP
@johninphx
who thought he’d make fun of my spelling the word “stollen”. Could these people get any dumber?
My verified account was permanently suspended because I said I hoped trump spent his final days in prison (I used a word that starts with a 'd' and rhymes with 'cries')
Meanwhile an account that goes by "gasthejews6969" is given the all clear.
Great job, Elon. What a shitshow.
L.A. - disturbing video footage captures Mark Nakagawa, President of the United Methodist Church, taking a marker and drawing a swastika on a Jewish woman's package of soda.