If you do anything short of condemn bigotry, misinformation, racism, and the denial of scientific facts and verifiable truths...
...YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT OF TWRP WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Okay, let's say conservatively that TWRP has averaged ~50 shows a year for the last 7 years since the acquisition of Fuckthrust. So 350 keytar twirls and among those, 2 failed.
That means I have a 99.43% success rate on keytar twirls. You have *almost* nothing to worry about!!
Overturning Roe v Wade is an attack on women.
I usually prefer to offer distraction from the world's various dumpster fires, but this one's deeply troubling. If you disagree, you probably don't like me or my band as much as you think! KBYEEEE
Why get vaxxed & encourage your weird uncle to get it?
-it's safe & free
-best protection for you & others
-not a conspiracy
-if TWRP doesn't get to tour this year because borders are shut because cases are still too high I will literally cry myself into a coma & never wake up
Australia needs our help! Billions of animals are dying and facing extinction in Australia's wildfire crisis, and Rufus has decreed that all profits from the remaining limited-edition Church of Ruficer t-shirts will be donated to the Australian Wildlife Conservancy. Link in bio.
Nightly aerobic performances, combined with consistent hypertrophic exercise, frequently cause daily caloric deficits, resulting in reductions of subcutaneous fat, inversely exaggerating vascularity.
(Tour makes me veiny af)
I've seen a lot of speculation about who is singing in Bright Blue Sky... 100% of the vocals on BBS and all the upcoming non-collab TWRP songs were done by moi!
Lately I've been toying with the idea of offering a few Skype lessons in keyboard/synthesis/talkbox/personal fitness. I wonder if there are any nerds out there interested in learning from a niche skill set or two? 🤔
SQUAREHAMMER - Sung Sings Songs no.2
Friggin around with nature's talkbox again. Just a mini synthy cover of one of my favourite artists, Ghost (despite my deep loathing for all costumed bands - like, what are you hiding?!)
#twrpband
#ghostband
#legalizenecromancy
#hailsatan
No jokes - get poked!
Get your flu+COVID shots now and protect you and your family over the holidays!! You might even get lucky with some Barbie drip...
Did you know that 5 years ago I released a dark synth EP under a side project called Groove Crusader?
This project is being resurrected next month with a new release... and it's gonna be HEAVY.
Still blown away by the love and support last night in the Cone Zone.
My grandpa passed this morning. When I spoke to my mom and told her of the outpouring of generosity from the people of the CZ, she wept with joy and gratitude. Thank you all so much.
RIP gramps.
2020 has been trying to pants us while kicking us in the balls and also giving us a noogy. But September 25th... that is the day we rise up and say, "Fuck u 2020, I don't even WEAR pants, I've got a jockstrap on, and my hair is made of needles! Also TWRP's album is out, suck it!"
Final show of tour just ended a few minutes ago so I'm able to get it in just under the wire... HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! We are stronger together - when we all have equal rights and opportunities. 🙏♥️
#IWD2020
Absolutely true!
@JPincorporated
was the unSung Hero™️ last night, sorting out my blown transformer mid-song and giving me the literal power to rock. Just another quality product/service from a true friend, mentor and Titan of industry!
Great example of the quality service from
@JPincorporated
. Those that couldn't see wouldn't have even noticed this man's heroic effort. Would recommend to family and friends!
@TWRPband
Still processing last night... all I can say is I am so incredibly lucky to have the friends I do, who share these unbelievable experiences with me. I love you
@ninjasexparty
@planetbooty
@JPincorporated
and of course the other nerds in
@TWRPband
Happy Thankgiven! I have a lot to give thank for, but right now I want to give thank for all you out there who give a shit. Thank for giving a shit and making what my friends and I do possible and fun!!
Sure it's fun to be a sassy lil bitch and flaunt it tastelessly, but the idea for real is to start some sort of fitness platform soon where I can help and inspire people on their own journey.
Finally home from an incredible tour/unforgettable life experience! I am a better person from it. Grateful for my friends in
@TWRPband
@ninjasexparty
@planetbooty
and
@JPincorporated
who I got to share it with! Now get a load of this unit who hasn't left my side since I got back:
My Buddy. This tune always chokes me up. It's a wartime song from a century ago, but it takes on new meaning in these socially distanced times.
Here's to everyone else out there missing their buddies! You'll be friggin around together again soon ♥️🍻
As a tour prank many weeks ago, the ceiling of my bus bunk got GROBBed. Joke's on them, because I sleep even better knowing he's always smiling and watching over me.
#praisegrobb
Excuse me, is the self-isolation beach this way... Or this way?
Join the workout+gaming stream in the Cone Zone today @ 3pm PDT! All body weight exercises - all you need is a mat/towel, water, and the will to kick today's ass!
#quaranstream
#theconezone
WHOA! I am now offering 1-on-1 music lessons and personal fitness coaching!
If you're interested in virtual lessons in piano/synthesis/talkbox, or want to get your body harder/faster/stronger, message doctorsunglessons
@gmail
.com for more info ✅🎹💪
Rufus is now a big brother! With great joy and infinite belly rubs we welcome the wiener/poodle rescue puppy:
♥️ WENDY ♥️
AKA Shelley Duvall
AKA Bendy Wendy
AKA Noodles
Trivia nugget: songs Synthesize Her, Maximum Thrust, and Starlight Brigade in their original forms were to be on the GC EP Justice Wears High Tops. But ancient TWRP Feudal Law dictates that all works of any TWRP member are subject to annexation, should the high council decree it.
*NEW MUSIC ALERT*
Announcing Groove Crusader's "Cosmic Horror" EP, coming October 31!
Get the title track and accompanying short story when you pre-order now exclusively on Bandcamp: