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Rutgers RWJ Infectious Diseases Fellow. Fact spreader. Pop culture enthusiast. Ukrainian immigrant, Волинянка 🇺🇦 Opinions are my own.

Bronx, NY
Joined March 2011
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
5 years
Today a student asked me at 5:30 pm if “......there’s anything else he can help with. “. And I looked at him blankly, said “nope!” and turned back to the computer to keep typing my note. He was trying to go home. 🤦🏻‍♀️I’ve become THAT resident 😩
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
6 months
@TBrnaughtTB 🙋🏻‍♀️
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
6 months
@r4tcatcher @DGlaucomflecken 1) wash your hands often and before eating 2) judicious antibiotic use 3) keep up with dental health esp in setting of heart/valvular disease 4) safe sex when non monogamous 5) don’t use IV drugs
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
7 months
RT @PrathitKulkarni: - Always send a U/A if a urine culture is being sent (with only a couple of exceptions). - Simple cystitis does not c…
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
7 months
Since when does @Wayfair require customers to pay return shipping on unopened furniture? Their return policy used to be 👌: if not happy w/ product then full refund no problem Now return shipping cost is deducted from refund? This will be my last order from @Wayfair ✌🏻
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
8 months
Fellowship graduation! Really lucky to call these people my friends, teachers and mentors. Thank you for everything. 🥺@RWJMS_ID #InfectiousDiseasesFellowshipGraduation #RutgersRWJ
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
8 months
@TBrnaughtTB “Re-loop”?! Plzzz 😫 how about LOSE MY NUMBER. Jk I’ll help if needed but maybe give the Abx a chance to work before calling back less than 7 hours later. I’m triggered obviously
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
9 months
@w_sanchez “UA positive for UTI” is top 3 most annoying phrases I hear on a daily basis
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
9 months
RT @Emaperidol: Thread on how to flirt with different specialties. #1 Internal Medicine
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
9 months
No one and nothing could have prepared me for what followed next😷
@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
5 years
Looks like we have our first presumptive positive COVID case
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
9 months
Give pts a structure/framework in which to tell their story. My fav Qs 1. Think back to the last time you felt well/like yourself, when was that? 3. So when did you start feeling poorly? 4. what made you decide to see a doctor? 5. What sx interferes w/ your daily life most?
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
10 months
My first time at ESCMID 🐣Loved it! Barcelona is always a good time 💃🏻 Repping Rutgers :) #EscmidGlobal2024 @RWJMS_ID
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
10 months
If you’re at @ECCMID this year come say hello! I’ll be standing by my poster, looking awkward 🤓 #IDTwitter #MedTwitter
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
10 months
@HayleyDenwood Girl YES!!! Do not miss this chance to present your research
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
10 months
The 9th circle of hell in ID is trying to “rule out” TB in a patient who is presenting with lymphadenopathy and fevers who has a history of partially treated TB with strong TB risk factors who also has a new diagnosis of lymphoma 🫠
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
10 months
@mitchdumais So it’s universal then? Our Ortho teams are exceptional at sending multiple bone and tissue cultures without us having to beg for them. Vascular on the other hand… 😒
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
10 months
I lovvvveeee discussion treatment options in depth with patients. I love explaining the pathophys so that they understand what’s going on. I love seeing their lightbulbs come on. I love educating patients and arming them with knowledge.
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@DoctorMarsBars
Mariya
10 months
@TBrnaughtTB So much of consulting is about psychological reassurance. I’m happy to metaphorically hold the consulting teams hand while they do all the right things 🥰 I consider it a form of talk therapy lol
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