Teddy 🅿️endergrass
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Girl not the civil rights shark coochie board
This woman on IG made a blackass charcuterie board for MLK day 😂
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The rest of US: Y’all can’t drive in the snow? Why everything shut down? We wear shorts in 9 degree weather
The south:
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Niggas are weird. You wanna fight me cuz ion wanna go church? Lmaoooooooooooo
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@KDTrey5
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@kashdoll
...and your name is literally KEVIN DURANT 😭😭 so many Mfs with your initials.
Please stop crying.
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If you’re an 8, DM me bc I love you 🥲
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“Do women still….”
“Do men still…”
YES, babes. Find somebody who likes you 🫶🏽
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Certifications and skills aside…the role I have now, I 100% landed bc I followed
@princessxap
’s directions where to tweak my resume, and the interview questions were the same ones from her mock session or found in the repository. I told y’all it was gold fr. 😂🫶🏽
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I know y’all don’t care, but I passed my Louisiana Real Estate exam 🥳🥳🥳
Tech x Real Estate money me please
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The hardest part about this Cheslie Kryst tragedy is that this was her last post, and no one knew what she meant 💔
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“don’t say goodnight” = “you up?” But in the 70s
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@choycebrown
It’s giving “I don’t make ugly kids” meets everyone’s favorite vegan auntie. 🔥🔥🔥
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I didn’t have to negotiate my salary bc the made a 🔥 offer. & I didn’t spend a bag to get here.
My ITIL course/cert was $267 - thoughtrock
My org is sponsoring my CCBA/CBAP.
SF admin - free via MomProject
SNOW - Free on Vendor site
PM also free - gener8tor
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@KevOnStage
You were in Cracker Barrel so the caucasity was expected. I would hope you use butter salt and pepper at home
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I gave a man my number 1 hour ago.
He has called me 12 times already.
& this is why I’m about to start dating women.
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You, Beedie, Freedia, and Mandy in one shot?? This the most New Orleans ass picture I’ve ever seen 🖤
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FACTS!!!
Just knew I was gonna grow up and get paw prints on my titties 💀
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I’m not dropping figures bc yall get weird on here lmao, but I’m saying this to say, you can absolutely upskill for the low. You biggest investment will be time.
Bet on yourself 🖤🫶🏽
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You know what I think about often??
MySpace legit taught us how to code for free...but we didn’t care about building the skill to make money. We just wanted a 🔥 profile.
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I know this ain’t funny….but the way bro went from bold to bitch is
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@901apo11o
Honestly. Truly. 😭😭😭 I just wanna know why none of her friends said “this ain’t it”
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@durrellyrell
Baby not the shirts done sold out in less than 24hours!
🗣 WHERE THE MONEY RESIDES
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@LoyalMahomes
@bagtalk777
@KDTrey5
@icanonlybemekh
@kashdoll
I mean....if all y’all really wanna fck “KD” just say that 🥴🤷🏽♀️
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Did she just call Raven a n!gger? On national television?
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Me, eating my mac and cheese with a lil piece of yam on it
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Consciousness over cookies 💫
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I don’t move in silence.
Nor do I move loudly.
I move with intention, transparency, and discernment. So when you see me with everything I deserve, you’ll know it’s all a result of faith and favor. 🤎
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Vory’s gf said he’s been abusing her and posted videos of said abuse…& men are asking for… *checks notes* more context?
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“When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing”
- Ancient African American Proveb
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Me, walking out the sanctuary
Imagine someone inviting you to church and you get there and the pastor is Jamal Bryant.
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After all this tension, So Icy hitting like a Praise and Worship song 🥴
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@OGJanetHubert
HOW???? H O W are you still so pretty and graceful 30 years later??? A true class act, Auntie!!! 😍
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“y’all need to stop working from home”
- a man whose work and home address are the same
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If black people gon do shit else, we gon say “I’ll tell you what” and “that’s alright there” to keep from crying 😭😭😭 I love this so much
Told my dad I couldn’t get him anything for Father’s Day but come by the house and get a card lol
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What my thanksgiving leftovers gon see from inside the microwave Friday morning 😋
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This the most Louisiana ass tweet I’ve read today 😭😭😭😭😭
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Shoutout to
@TooSweetFourYou
for the shirt & waist beads & my ortho for the hardware in my mouth. 🤎
Support black businesses. Best waistbeads I’ve ever had!
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I see the vision. Let make sure he has a mimosa machine as well 🙌🏽
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Webbie followed me last night & I’m just tryna see how soon is too soon to ask him to re-record Six 12s and let me get a verse 🤧
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Desegregation was a mistake.
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Imagine being on JT’s internet concerned with what Lori Harvey does with her coochie, while your gf in my boy dms complaining about how you don’t have enough d*ck for hers.
Priorities, King 😘
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Men.
Pls buy these hoochie daddy shorts.
Just trust me.
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This did not go the way I expected 😂
DIY Hand Casting Kit for $19.99, retail $50!
Coupon PLUS use promo code ZCZGR8BR
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A year ago today, I really put a tank of gas in my truck, packed 2 weeks worth of my clothes, and crossed the state line.
Nowhere to live.
Nowhere to even land for the night.
Just an accepted job offer & vibes.
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Saw a tax refund advertisement. Guaranteed $27k or more with 2 dependents.
I’m telling y’all now, ya going to jail.
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Free all my cannabis entrepreneurs doing time for being ahead of their time.
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You gotta keep a lil shit on ya ass in case a bitch try to eat it
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One thing I can say about cawcajuns…they gon have them a good time and not care about looking a fool doing it
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The neighbor:
I get home from the gym and my neighbor knocks on my door and hands me this. What does it mean?
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You can be in a happy & healthy relationship & still enjoy nice things.
Pls don’t let the internet make you believe settling is the answer
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Not that y’all care, but I’m 23lbs away from my goal 🥰
I’ll update again in June 🙃
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I just want 2022 and every year after to be a $300K+ year.
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This one pretty ass wanch!! 😫
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I’m saying this to say, your path may look crazy to those around you. It might even scare you, but right on the other side of fear is the life you’ve been praying for. 💜
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Not drinking water as an adult because you “don’t like it” is a character flaw.
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One thing about US?? We gon add some sides lmfaooo bc why you got tacos with mac&cheese and yams? 😂😂
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100% remote.
Covid has shown me I’m way more productive without a bra
Baddies! Remote vs. Office? Which one are you going for when things open back up?
#BaddiesInTech
#WomenInTech
#BlackTechTwitter
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8 years ago today, I walked away from this with only this injury. That’s how I know God is real! Make some noise yall!
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@ikzoENNE
@xMissAnthropist
@AthousandFish
@KDTrey5
@icanonlybemekh
@kashdoll
His mama named him Kevin. Ima call him Kevin.
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Being famous seems stressful.
Imagine waking up every day to everybody in yo fckn business?!? Like….
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It’s really just a beautiful black ass day 🥺🥺🥺
Breaking news! Morris Brown College and Jackson State University Presidents sign MOU to partner! MBC graduates now have the opportunity to attend JSU for graduate school!
#TheHardReset
@JSUPrez
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Let Derrick Jackson’s shame be a constant reminder that nobody’s relationship should be your goals.
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So turns out…this was a rib. Not a wood.
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She ate you up, I fear!!!
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Farrakhan's breakfast club interview prolly the best thing I've seen this year
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