@BigMookChillin @InternetH0F Weak genes, lol.

@jdoepker79 @SpeechWrx @BowTiedRanger Just Google the Neanderthal woman in Russia. It’s a fun read. That’s Neanderthal genes.

@injurypics @VirgisViews

@ItsSillyBillE @PerreAye @kirawontmiss I’d worked 8-12 hrs come how to watch some daytime tv so I could fall asleep quicker. Only to be woken up by this dude who’d say I ain’t shit.

@Rothmus

@YungAqua @phillorama1 @shannonsharpeee Ticonderoga to be exact.

@BillKlosa @libsoftiktok If they wait to sell it later, they can gouge the prices.

@BehizyTweets Rubio just sat down and started drinking one glass of water after another. The threat was real, give in or have all your water drained by Rubio. No water, no canal.

@StateFarm @Matthew77030485 That just makes me think your company has no loyalty the second something is no longer convenient you drop him, kinda like you would drop ins. coverage.

@WindchimeBridge @DreadPirateRon @w1ckedshort I use to think it was normal for an average man to move a 550lb 55 gal drum. They had to downgrade to 30 gal because the new guys working together can’t move them.

@RantingMore @hourly_shitpost Sega the forgotten console creator.

@PrimalH3alth @PaulSkallas I listen at work. I need something to drown out the monotony of doing that same task hundreds of times a day. All while keeping the standards exactly the same. My work literally gets looked at under a microscope. It needs to be exactly the same every time.

@wydbanx Old boy (the Korean version) it’s a revenge movie.

@aspeck02 @Kittenfish817 I’ve found Steve works really well. Most people get the connotation.

RT @Thebeast_ufc: I’ll do it for 8 million shiiiittt @ufc