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I don't know who need to hear this, but uzowufumana umsebenzi.🤞🏽❤️
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This new-found love for Banyana is a true reflection of society. Bakuthanda xa unento!
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uBra (My Father) arrived this morning from Eastern Cape, undiphathele Biltong ngoku ndithi kuye masambe siyosika uMbengo (Uthi akanamazinyo eNyama yena) kodwa ke sesilapha ngoku uyasika. 😅❤️
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I named my 7 months daughter, Nomalanga. Some people are having a problem with the name "Lelakudala eligama", I always tell them in her adult life I will be meaningful. After all she is my sunshine, my brightest star. 😌❤️
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It got to my attention that ooMbali abanga maXhosa actually think their name means flower, ha.a bo lhalha your name means History. Awuyo flower Bhabha uyi mbali as in like History. Ukuba igama lakho meant flower ubuzoba ngu Nontyantyambo kaloku Malanqa-lanqa.
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uBra has left Cape Town today, yesterday he got his new set of teeth after a few delays and ebesesithi yena uyawashiya nalo Mazinyo ngoba sekhumbula eKhaya kunye nowa Kwakhe, also wonele liKapa yena kudutyulwa oko "Heee mfondini nihlala njani kweli Kapa kukhala Gun okokoko" 🤣❤️
uBra (My Father) arrived this morning from Eastern Cape, undiphathele Biltong ngoku ndithi kuye masambe siyosika uMbengo (Uthi akanamazinyo eNyama yena) kodwa ke sesilapha ngoku uyasika. 😅❤️
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Akhonto idika nje nge girlfriend ene friends ezikleva, umqhathe kamnand akuxolele umntu wakho nivane kubemnandi, asuke abuye ngomso sesithi "uyathanda ucinga ndimuncu wena" uqonde yheerrr idibene neza rubbishkazi ooSnazo le nxaaa 🤦🏽♂️
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Zikunyise iiNgxaki udee uqaphele u b,p,q,d yi Alphabet Eyi1 qhaa iwa iVuka😔
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I never liked Pravin Gordhan because of his Mafia Thuggish Corrupt style but we must never let politics strip away our humanity by celebrating death of another human being.
RIP kodwa shame 🕊
#pravingordhan
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Pipi ka Prince Kaybee nayincoma kwaphela unyaka, so sanusixhesha.
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The term “iNdoda” is for Xhosa men only amaDyani. Abanye must use their terms, Zulu men “Ntsizwa”. Sotho men ningo “Ntate” nina. Yekani lento “iNdoda yoMzulu” it doesn’t make sense. When you’re saying “iNdoda” you’re referring to Xhosa dyans only. Kutheni ngoku nihamba nizifaka
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Elaxesha you wanna Hit It from behind, ufike uGogo wakhe ekujonge kanje 😩
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Zazingekho na condoms ngo2004/05? Ngumgidi everyday 🤔
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Kumnandi ubanjwa nge nails enqentsu andifunu ngatsho.😍 Iku bhrashe inkazana enkqayini apha efokothweni ngesandla esine nails ngelaxesha intloko yakho ilapha kuye emabeleni.
Uqonde oh bawo nazo zinyuka ngomqala secrets zamajita.😩
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I grew up in King William's Town. One thing my homeboys taught me is how to be faithful and loyal to your girlfriend/wife. Big up Qonce gents for making your women the happiest in the province. I wish men from other areas can learn from you.
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This warmed my heart. Anga uThixo angamnika zonke iintsikelelo lo Sisi. ❤️
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Ndisikela enye iNtwana ebuhlanti pha kum. Did this boy not say "Hayi betha kuwe Dyani uNozala uyayithenga leway igcwele fridge"
I don't like ama2000 🤦🏽♂️
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"Itya mntanam uhambe uyodlala". Uyibethe ibe sweet iTea yakho, ey kodwa! 🙏🏾❤️
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She just texted me after 2 years, apparently lantwana wandishiyela yona got her pregnant and yamshiya with a 5 months old baby boy. I wonder number yam le uyithathephi
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2 Hours ukwi Relationship sewushota nge R400?? Hayi futsek 😭😩
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Xa sidibana eClinic sanusizimela siyagula sonke akhomntu uyotsala Mali pha
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Ayikho iDyan eCheater ngesbom, siyathakathwa thina. 😩
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God killed Onan for pulling out and ejaculating on the ground instead of impregnating his brother’s widow.
🤔🤔🤔
Genesis 38: 8-10
But they never taught us that at church.
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The sooner we accept that Xhosa women are top tier, the better. Bangaphezulu!
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Normalise doing what you want ngobom bakho, abantu bona mabayonya everyday. ❤️
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Uthi sowuthe "Heeeeee ye baby" uqonde ey mandizibambe.
Ithi lenjakazi "thetha mnt'wam" phinde iku bhrashe isilevu.
Uqonde mxm hayke I tried😭 uzikhuphe zonke
"uMsiyana ubanjwe yi drop kayi 3 kulonyaka"
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Hayi niwuxhomile umgangatho ngoku zinkosi. Yheeey!!! 🙆🏽♂️🤣
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uThixo uphinde wathi chatha omnye unyaka mfowethu. Sibulela nje impilo! 🙏🏽🥳🎉
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iiPanty zotaka mazibe zodwa, then eminye imibengo uyinxibe kokwenu.
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Young Stunner is disrespectful and needs to be addressed. Isile qha qwaba lentwana.
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Kule weekend idlulileyo besikulo Mama kwi lali yase Debe Marela kwi sithili samaGqunukhwebe, kwa Nqam (ooKhwalo, Ncuthu, Mlanjana, Sohobese, Nkuma). Besisipha uGogo wam Lillian "Nompempe" Nqam iiNkobe.
My friends came to support. uMehluko phakathi ko Mhlobo ne Chomi. Camagu!❤️
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Gents stop dating women who can't even buy you street wise 2 nyana, Data or 2 beers nyana. Who don't know ukuba indoda nayo iyabhejwa. You deserve better Manene
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Indlela sasi judgemental ngayo ku Sbeko no Maka Buli…Jonga ngoku 🤦🏽♂️
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@fas_h01
You need to learn more about your town. The name Qonce is the original name of Buffalo River came after colonization by the British, hence the Town iQonce was named after King Williams.
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Elam lithi makawuqhawule lona umtshato uBra okanye inkulu into ezayo.
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Xa nifeja ningaphantsi sube singenzi kakuhle or kuthanda uzilawula apha kuni? 😒
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The reaction Nomalanga gives to those who question her name. 🤣❤️
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Mna bafethu inkazana mayindi lawule okanye iyeke.
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Iworry yam ngabasisi basezilalini bazovuma amadoda awrong.
Bosisi, amaKapa awakehli. Thina sehla emva kwe 16. Aba nibabona apho ngama De Doorns nama Paarl.
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Ndiyawavela la Manene angondliyo, aphoswa zizinto ezimnandi yazi. The things that makes us wake up in the morning to try again. ❤️
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Stop missing out on travelling because your girlfriend can’t pay for herself. Mshiye 🤷🏽♂️
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Into emnandi ngofonyoza noba uyamlahla soze akophulele ifestile.
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Akho pipi ingavukiyo apha qha nina ningxama ngo khulula iWeave
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I get the humour but the reality hits deep. Yoh! 😪🕯️
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Not my Home Town people not knowing that iQonce is the original name for Buffalo River before the British Colonizers led by King Williams settled there and naming it after the Buffalos they found eQonce centuries ago. Ininzi into esingayaziyo ngale town yethu 😅🤣
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Xa unethuba mbulele uthixo nento encinci akunika yona.
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"Phakama mfaz'wam bakubone" aphakame ayowa kaloku zihlala zithe futhu ezinjubanqa 💔😭
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OoNcuthu, oMlanjana, ooKhwalo, ooSohobese, ooNkuma bavumile.
Ndikulo Mama namhlanje, kwa Nqam.
Debe Marela, eXesi 📍
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Ndawinwa ngu Stufuza izolo kwi groove, kwa Ace eParkini. Wandiphatha kakuhle uSisi🥺❤️
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Xa ungandifuni, nemali yam suyifuna, ne favour suyifuna. Sundifuna ndonke. Ayilwisi ❤
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@gyaigyimii
Messi has 17 penalties for Argentina.
Ronaldo has 14 penalties for Portugal.
We all know who the penalty merchant is.
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WhatsApp: Amanda is typing.....
GBWhatsApp: Amanda is typing and ingath unomsindo...
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Sizikhuphile no Bra 😅
uBra (My Father) arrived this morning from Eastern Cape, undiphathele Biltong ngoku ndithi kuye masambe siyosika uMbengo (Uthi akanamazinyo eNyama yena) kodwa ke sesilapha ngoku uyasika. 😅❤️
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Manene sumyeka aqumbe ixesha elide. Kukho ezintwana zika "Are you ok"
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Xa uplitwa eTywaleni sucinga umhle, phaya kuplitwa umntu okhoyo.
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Gents to avoid drama masibanikeni R2500 abaya every month sohlukana nabo...Okanye ndinxilile ndim ndinxilile na Manene? 🤦🏽♂️
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Akhonto indonwabisa ngobona abahlobo bam bonwabile kwaye beqhuba kakuhle ebomini. Anga uThixo namanyange angabagcina abanike ubulumko nomonde. 💪🏽❤️
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Happy 2nd birthday to my daughter, Nomalanga. 🥳🎉❤️
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Manene, for once this December just spoil yourselves and forget about women. They are strong, independent and don’t need our money.
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Not invited = Sukuya
Not told = Subuza
Always remember that.
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Happy 1st birthday to my daughter, iLanga lika Tata 🌞🥳🎂❤️
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First frame UWC rejected my Sister, Second frame UCT accepted her. 🥲😎
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