NOLITA DIRTBAG
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instead of hitting the gym fellas maybe try an improv class or two
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can’t tell if this is the Mac Demarco platoon at a state school or just a Vassar adjacent liberal arts school
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I don’t know how many hearing “on the border of bushwick and ridgewood” I got left in me
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entrance to the met gala tonight. in honor of Karl Lagerfeld
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FIT students be like “SS 2004” when you ask them how old they are
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Only fit check TikToks I enjoy are from Edward Preble.
An 18 year old Crooner who is a freshman at Hofstra University in Long Island.
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Usually wouldn’t post something like this but it’s SO important to complete your civic duty today. Our country is at a turning point, so Go out and Find your local bodega and grab a powerball ticket because the prize is now at 2.3 billion dollars.
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The least thoughtful person you know is in the MoMa design store today dropping $400 on shit like this
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cancelling salt bae is hands down the best cancel to date. that guy sucks.
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Temu Kanye and Bianca outside the 260 sample sale on Lafayette 😭😭
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I just tweeted at this dieworkwear guy for the first time and made a “little” joke about his “little” joke. he then told me to shut the fuck up and blocked me 😂
Epic win for me. Major L for the nerd having a daily identity Crisis over the longevity of a $150 shirt
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Guys that got shit like this need to hit a football game and shotgun a few miller lites in a parking lot and just chill out
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Really excited to wear this in 2028. Enough time will have passed for it to be funny.
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We need proper immigration reform for people moving here from Australia.
We’ve all witnessed what happened to Williamsburg. Never again.
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listen to yourself man
What do we call the neighborhood for NYC tech?
I keep running into founders that live in a specific part of Williamsburg. It's cozy, affordable, close to transit (15m from Union), great food nearby. There's also free coworking 😳
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no please. Tell me more about your ironic trip to margaritaville in times square
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you either die a hero… or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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You better have some equity if you’re putting your employer in the IG bio
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ay bro if you need to use klarna to finance that new puffer jacket it can for sure wait
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why are you, as a man, posting a summer photo “dump” with some c’est la vie ass caption
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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened 🥲
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social media managers are having a field day with this one 👍👍
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Please “nyc_best_eats” type accounts I beg of you to keep making videos about the Win Son scallion pancake bacon egg and cheese.
My body is physically addicted to hearing “this Taiwanese restaurant with a twist in East Williamsburg is whipping up…” at least 3x a month
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White guy on the subway platform wearing a rich and sporty crewneck and Salomon’s just said “I been standing ten toes down on bizness” whilst on a call with his AirPod Max’s on.
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rowing blazers buying Likes on their IG posts perfectly sums that company up!
My personal favorite pictured below with an epic 13.8k views and 10.9k likes. Great ratio! Strong community! Real authentic prep 👍
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sure their outfits are a perfect representation of what ALD has done but the actually interesting thing to me here is that someone took the “what do you do for a living” guys schtick and replaced “das wassup” with “that’s fire” and it’s going viral immediately lol
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Pharrell parking his Cybertruck outside the Ganni store.
What a wonderful world we live in.
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20 year trend cycle proven true once again.
going to be a huge next 18 months for frozen yogurt revival.
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No more negroni’s or orange wine. only drinking disrespectfully Massive Pina Coladas or strawberry daiquiris from now on.
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My timeline wants to make SURE that I know “Nike’s new CEO started out as an intern 32 years ago 🔥”
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i’ve never hit the “more” button quicker in my entire life
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Which city in 2024 is going to get the Mexico City treatment from matcha latte joe dirts and Miu Miu “brand coordinators” ?
all i’ll say is I think Le Labo’s corporate real estate team will seriously be looking at a Buenos Aires expansion this time next year
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thank you highsnobiety for the unwavering support
Not Dakota Johnson's character in 'Materialists' wearing THE Nolita Dirtbag jacket 😭
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santa con is beautiful. a true american tradition. high income earning tech and finance bros dressing up as a religious adjacent figure while slugging some brewskis, a bump of blow in broad daylight and a few pickleback shots at the renowned hair of the dog. few understand this.
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this elwood clothing brand needs to stop targeting me i ain’t buying anything from matcha latte joe dirt with a tiny tiktok mic
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Jersey Mike’s can go toe to toe with any 21 dollar artisanal sandwich shop in the city. i don’t CARE where you got your roasted red peppers from
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that brand of yours been soft launching for a few years now brother
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GaryVee is opening a Sushi restaurant in the LES called FlyFish where you need to own his NFT to gain access.
This recession is going to be EPIC.
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ironic gas stationcore stock at an all time high after this post
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Imagine being Wolf Blitzer enjoying a Wolf Spritzer when the news dropped
Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC.
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behind the Dj booth daughter or propping phone in public fit check son?
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every couple in greenpoint and then the guy that’s in the rent controlled apartment since ‘98.
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i don’t think about the roman empire but I do think about True detective season 1 episode 4 often
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BREAKING
Local flea vendors displaced by ginormous inflatable Marc Jacobs Tote Bag on Ludlow.
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Does anyone know what these people are like in real life
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These hats are taking the finance bro that has been to Elsewhere a few times by storm. His GF also works at a struggling D2C company - but that doesn’t stop him from spending $300 on this late stage trucker hat.
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Waiting for that Khraungbin and Tame Impala beef 🔥🔥🔥
As a white guy from the suburbs I think my opinion on the Drake and Kendrick beef is very important
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Quarterly check in on dimes square think pieces 👍
imagine writing all of this, then reading all of it and then being like alright this is good to go let’s post this puppy the hoes gonna love it 🤣
IG cross post
Thoughts on recent developments in “Dimes Square”
Fall of the fall
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That vital gym membership may pay off after all…
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i ordered a hoodie that says “I feel like Lil Tay in 2018” about 4 months ago and commented on her post asking where it is and she hit me in the dm’s a minute later.
amazing customer service.
thank you lil tay and sorry to hear about your current situation
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it’s not even 10:30 and I’ve already overheard “the intersection of brand strategy and brand marketing and how they interact” while waiting for my coffee in cafe integral
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Just heard a white guy in ON running sneakers say “On my mama for real”
logging off for the day
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Someone, somewhere in this city is going to have to explain to their kids that their parents met playing chess in the Le Bain tub.
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Nice all black outfit you must have some dark secrets and be interesting to talk to
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Ray’s opening a Greenpoint location in the old cool world space is on brand for that increasingly cursed neighborhood.
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They should make all of Manhattan into one big stuy town
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Hearing “Drawing Conclusions like you got a Parson’s degree” within the first 30 seconds of the new Drake album was a really beautiful way to start my day
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The next Carhartt WIP launch party gonna hit different this year
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It’s 65 degrees out and I just Hit the brooklyn coffee shop trifecta. One person has Ableton running on their laptop, another writing with a Micron in their Moleskine journal and the last is just straight up titty feeding her newborn.
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the efficiency of the Los Tacos no 1 line inspires me to be a better person
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Huge fan of Wegman’s. Really nice prepared sushi station. however, They did have an unreasonably big wall of Graza (white guy tiktok foodie squeezy olive oil) which was slightly off putting. overall a great Customer experience.
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Can’t wait to never hear “Espresso Martini” ever again
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Not Famous But Known is how I would describe Lily, the cute old lady who sells cigarettes at every east village dive bar.
Not a vc backed bagel company that has rules on how to eat their food
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“Yeah.. she’s Muji adjacent.. more Noguchi forward if that makes sense.. she just moved to greenpoint”
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Basquiat bag ✅
Classic Vejas ✅
Slim fit chinos ✅
Clenched Cheeks ✅
NOT SHOWN: the Tiktok Prada glasses but still ✅
IF YOU ARE IN THE HAMPTONS THIS WEEKEND. KEEP UR GIRL CLOSE.
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i will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. i will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ. I will not become a DJ.
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Menswear nerds are starting to hit us with the by golly Gee willikers
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Michael Rubin is a huge try hard. Unless he were to invite me to his white party. At that point he would be tasteful, hardworking, humble, funny and chill
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It’s go time
Brat summer is over. The season of the autumnal loiterer has come.
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I love that awoke vintage goes yassified Liam Neeson mode when someone shoplifts
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