🔪Dire Desirez💋
@DireDesirez
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I hate people. Im Lonely. Silly, Weird, Sarcastic, Sweet, #AnimalLover #MusicLover #Love2Laugh #Paranormal #Pets #EDS #MECFS #ChronicPain 🚫 No DMs please.
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Chocolate fudge is done! Yummy too! 😁
Now to make the butterscotch fudge.
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I tried to be normal today. I even put makeup on like a real human.
It's just not working. I can't get out of this funk.
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Why are Virgos trending?
We didn't ask for this attention.
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Happy Saturday!
Please excuse my insanity.
I'm entertaining myself today.
Love you all! 💕
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My ceiling was crying. So I stabbed it.
A little worrisome, but an oddly satisfying sensation. 😊
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Felt like reposting for the new peeps, this since I don't take selfies very often anymore.
Taken in Sept 2022
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I thought you all were mad at me. 😢
Turns out Twitter is just f'ing with my emotions.
Gimme hugs. 🤗
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I was feeling extremely cool this last Monday but decided it would be unfair for me to show off on a Monday.
So I'll do it today instead. 😁
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For context on my sadness. I don't want to talk about it. I don't need advice, just understanding.
But here is the basics...
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I just realized,
I've had 4 instances where a ceiling has collapsed within 3 feet of me.
Does this seem excessive for an average human who doesn't work in construction?
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Am I the only one who actually covers their webcam when not using it?
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You ever wake up from a nightmare, then try to go back in, so you can change the narrative and kick some ass? 😆
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The people I have found on Twitter have made a massive positive impact on my life and mental health.
It saddens me to no end to see it all disappear due to shoddy algorithm and people leaving.
I know it's just a stupid site...but I love you guys. 😢
❤️
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They are letting me go home today. Woohoo! So far no complications. 🥳🤞🙏
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Welp I'm guessing his gf won that argument, since i'm blocked for unknown reasons.
I will be taking applications for new reply guys.
🔸No experience nessasary.
🔸Don't be rude.
🔸Must love animals
🔸All replies must leave me puzzled.
🔸Zero benefits
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Had to take my daughter home today.
Miss her already.
Hopefully she will come visit again soon. 🥰❤️🥰
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Look what I got! 😻🥰🥰🥰
I can't get a better pic cause he's busy hiding in the kitchen. But once he starts walking around I'll get some pics.
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If I click "like" on a post, it doesn't always mean I like it. Sometimes it does, but not always.
It may mean:
• It's funny.
• I relate to it.
• I empathize with it.
• I want to show my support.
• That's mean, but I laughed anyway.
• Hi, I see you!
• You deserve a hug!
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Before cell phones, people used to show up at your home unexpectedly saying "I was in the neighborhood & thought I would stop by".
I'm glad they don't anymore.
But now when I hear an unexpected knock, I immediately think it must be the cops.
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I don't think I've said anything interesting in awhile.
Sorry.
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My sister and I got into an argument earlier, so I told her I didn't want any of her stupid pizza. 😤
This is my dinner now. 😆
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I bit my tongue!! I seen a white flash of light. I think I died for a split second. 😭😭😭
No more gummies for me. 😒
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It's a little darker than I was expecting but the name is Midnight Violet. 😆
The violet is more noticeable in the sun. I will try to get some outdoor pics another day.
I like it though. 😊
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Just realized I look 15 yes younger if I hold my forehead nice and tight.
Yanno what this means?.....
means im gonna use this pose for the rest of my life! Vogue
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So many of you come in and out of my life with no warning.
I appreciate all of you, every positive interaction.
You all make a difference in my life.
Thank You. ❤
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Another one of my favs from 10 yrs ago, cause I'm too lazy to take new pics. 😋😂
Stay warm!
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I'm sure I've posted this before, but oh well.
I found this on the shelf working at Walgreens back in 2012. I wish I would have purchased one before we pulled them off the shelves. 😁
That's a K not an R. 🤐
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Today has been cancelled. We can all go back to bed now.
Sorry for this late announcement, it should have been made much earlier.
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I asked the grocery store today if I'm allowed to bring Sherlock shopping with me in his carrier, so he can get used to traveling.
They said yes!!! 🎉😁🎉
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My depression is getting bad again. My birthday is next month, so I was thinking of adopting a cat. Not sure if I will have the adoption fees, but I already have all the supplies.
This lil guy caught my eye, just hope he's still there by time I find the money.
Whatcha think?
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Shrek got a new home. I plan on getting him a bigger pot soon.
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Sorry I haven't been on much. Been taking care of Connor & Mom. Also preparing for my (routine) Dr appointment Thursday.
I'm doing well. I think Connor hates me a little. Lol.
I got to see baby chicks today! 😊😍
Miss you all! 💜
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Background check already cleared! I passed. 😆 They were fast.
Any tax people out there? I have a question about my W-4.
After I get those done & turned in, then I'm officially hired. 😊🙏❤
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Bored.
Posting old selfies cause I'm too lazy to make myself presentable for a new selfie.
😆
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I'm gonna see my daughter tomorrow!!! Sooo happy. 🥰
I found a fluffy tree for y'all.
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I like the itty bitty weirdos that comment on my posts!
Is it wrong for me to call them weirdos? I don't think so, since being weird is why I adore them.
Is it wrong to call them itty bitty? Probably. It's only because I think everyone on twitter is the size of their avi. 😆
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Happy Caturday!!
Romeo (sisters cat) and me yesterday.
P.S. I just ate a few gummies due to some unsettling panic attack with no known cause. Today should be a blast!! 🙃
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I'm home from my mini 2 night vacation. It was nice getting away from life and seeing an old friend. Just wish it could have lasted a bit longer.
I brought you guys back flowers 💐
..err a pic of flowers. 😁
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Drank some honey vanilla chamomile tea last night and slept near 12 hours. Gonna do the same now & see how it goes. This time I have an alarm set, cant sleep 12 hours again. Need to go to the pharmacy Sunday.
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It's official Im going to have garlic breath for the rest of my life.
Tried this tonight, love it. Probably going to use it on everything I eat. 😆
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Finally got my muffins I ordered while high last week. ☺️ 🤣
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Of course I have a cat.
What sort of masochist would I be without one?
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When I was 17, I inherited my father's house. I found a small patch of onions growing in the backyard.
I'm beginning to think I may have been the one who planted them there when I was little and forgot. 😊😂
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Connor showed up late tonight, a bit disheveled, very touchy & has an owie above his left eye.
He's so exhausted he wouldn't even touch the catnip.
I'm assuming he got into a catfight. Poor guy. 🙁
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I wanna tweet, but have nothing to say.
I want something to distract me from this mess I'm supposed to be cleaning.
I just want to lay here and cry.
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This is how I found the ocean. Came across this lookout point. Then drove the winding roads downhill until I reached sand.
Pacifica, California 2005
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Yes I'm freezing.
I'm going to throw on my hoodie and eat this ice cream anyways.
Cause that's how I roll.
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Hello Twitter tweeters!
I finally got some sleep! 🎉
Franklin, New Hampshire
Taken 26 yrs ago. This was a library I walked to nearly every day, when I was 17. I loved that place!
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Dear children of the world,
I will not be passing out Halloween candy this year. Sorry. I ate it all... again.
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Happy Sunday!
It's a good day to chill in our hidey holes. 😊
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My beautiful daughter!!! I Love her soo much! 🥰🥰🥰
And me...so happy my veins are popping out. 🤣🤣🤣
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All pieces accounted for. Wish me luck as I attempt to assemble this while high. 😆😁
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It has been too long since my last melt down.
The suspense is exhilarating.
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Needed to escape for a bit.
I went to tractor supply to see the ducklngs and chicks, that's when I realized it was almost 7pm on a sunday and everything was closed. So I sat and cried in the car instead.
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Update on Shrek. He's getting so big!
Grew some nice roots also. I plan on putting him in a pot with soil soon.
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Today's temp, 76°f. 🌞
A good reminder to clean all your fans.
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About to head out for my fingerprinting & background check.
If I don't return later, the fuzz gots me.
💕
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Cant. On a mission to find that tweet that disappeared in front of my eyes.
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I present to you all, Amethyst Chrome. Still a lil wet n frizzy, but I think I like it. 🥰
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Happy Valentine's!
Thank You All, for being so awesome!
💜⚘❤⚘💜
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