love rereading the mdzs extras because wwx just LOVES his new role as helpless damsel who is being 'forced' by the big cruel hanguang-jun and its just so funny to watch him basically tie himself up and then fake cry for help
MXTX: "Although on the surface he is tough and cold, but when he falls in love with someone, he has a pure and delicate thoughts like a teenage girl. He will be shy, will cry, will be jealous, will be hesitant, will be troubled by himself... I like this kind of tops the most!"
thinking about how funny it is that lwj was courteous to mxy but didnt care at all when he didnt kno it was wwx but the second he realizes thats wwx he's full horny for that body. suddenly mxy's body is the sexiest thing he's ever seen
even tho i think ppl making the yiling wei sect ideas are cute i do not think wei wuxian would ever do that. he wasnt even in charge of the wens in the burial mound he was their weird guy who lives in a cave and invents things and maybe things explode from the cave sometimes
i wonder why ppl assume lwj and the lans are vegetarian when the lans eat chicken and other dishes like that outside the cloud recesses. ljy and the chicken wing saga. they dont kill animals in the cloud recesses so they dont eat meat there but theyre not vegetarian
god i love wwx. he's soooo smart but he's never examined a single thing about himself. 'i love flirting with girls. no i have never wanted to touch one. its clearly just bc im waiting for love. also lwj is more beautiful than any woman. i will not think about why i think this'
i still think its funny that even in fanon ppl treat YLLZ WWX as some big scary evil man even though we KNOW that yllz was only a title he got after he took the wens to the burial mounds and he did exactly ZERO scary things. literally just potato farmed and looked after a kid
wwx is like i wanna be the provider i wanna go out and work the fields and after a hard day come home to my house husband who coddles me and cooks me food and then disrespects me in bed
No one ever blames lxc for the burning of the cloud recesses like they blame wwx for the fall of lotus pier even tho it’s under the same pretense. Lxc won the archery competition, beating the wens. And the wens burned down the cloud recesses to teach them a lesson
Everytime I think about the mdzs tossing flowers audio drama extra I get all emotional just over the fact that wwx is a girlie!! he's one of the girlies!! he was forcing himself to act all fake yllz macho to hide but really he just likes to hang out and talk about boys
the ending of mdzs is so good. wwx gets everything he never even dreamed of having. a loving family and a husband who coddles and cossets the shit out of him. he is babied and loved every single day of his life now and he's so happy
these are all from mxtx but even just by reading mdzs its pretty clear lwj fell in love with wwx over time because of his morals. i also don't think it was love at first sight, lwj needed time to see the core of wwx behind all the teasing and rule breaking
actually remembering that mxtx said wangxian married before their second time doing it and their first time was in the dirt and they promised to fuck everyday so basically they confessed, fucked, and got married in one day
mxtx loves lwj so much she was like you kno what youve had 13 years of no wei ying. not only am i bringing wei ying back for you, but im putting him in a younger, even twinkier body. a gift, just for you
rereading the ending of mdzs and the extras again is so fun. wwx is just such a natural born bratty sub bottom its like his calling in life. he was created to bully lwj into fucking him
Modern lwj smiling gently at his phone and everyone’s like aw he just be looking at a cute photo but he’s just standing there watching a video of himself railing wwx
You know what, I get really annoyed bc it feels like ppl do the whole oh lwj is so pure and he’s autistic coded so he can’t know about sex yeah well he’s the most righteous man alive and he’s autistic and he FUCKS
This post is the exact reason why lwj loves rabbits so much. I don't think he cared about them at all before wwx gave him rabbits as a gift. Now he keeps hundreds of them and raises them with love and care
the fact that lwj as a teen knew more about sex than wwx actually did is so funny. besides just lwj's sex dreams, the way wwx would boast so much about what he knew but he didnt even kno the rabbits were humping each other and lwj of course knew what they were doing lmao
wwx's ass has to be the fattest bc he has to have enough cushion to deal with the fact that lwj only knows how to jackhammer for 2 hours straight in one position
seeing anyone be like i love wangxian except for the part where theyre weird sex freaks. like, ok ur weak. ur weak and what are u even doing in the weird sex freak novel fandom
ok its weird to me that anyone would call wwx a mass murderer bc of him fighting in the sunshot campaign with his guidao bc everyone else fought in it too. he did a lot of killing but so did the rest of them. i wouldnt call lwj a mass murderer for fighting in the war either
lwj has always been horny constantly but wwx spent his whole life with no sex drive and then he's suddenly like oh my god im gay. oh my god i like getting fucked by lan zhan. and then his sex drive explodes
lwj saying 'come back to gusu with me' is what he thinks is a confession of his want to help wwx and how he cares for him but wwx has no actual experience w/ lwj outside of lwj dragging him around for punishment
Lwj: good morning wei ying. Everyday waking up with you is like the sun rising in my soul and I have never felt more joy in my life. I will never know the sadness of not having you again. I cannot wait to be back inside your tight pussy
Wwx: (screaming, running for the library)
i wonder why ppl assume lwj and the lans are vegetarian when the lans eat chicken and other dishes like that outside the cloud recesses. ljy and the chicken wing saga. they dont kill animals in the cloud recesses so they dont eat meat there but theyre not vegetarian