Tim Dillard
@DimTillard
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Christian • Husband • Father • Former Occasional Baseball Player • Current Sometime Broadcaster?
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Joined April 2013
Super Bowl commercial update: - “fleshy cowboy head”… came out of nowhere and no clue what ad was for. - fast and furious + Häagen-Dazs =❓ - Levy’s eyebrows > Pringles flyinstaches - Beluga whale nerd wallet… not great.
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Unfavorite Super Bowl commercials so far: - Nothing good about the tongue thing - Really really wanted to like the pickle ball one w/Cathrine O’Hara & Willem Dafoe - When Harry and Sally Met Mayonnaise
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Favorite Super Bowl commercials so far: Seal actually being a Seal Coors Lite’s Sloth World (my speed) Eugene Levy Little Cesar’s eyebrows Liquid Death “Drink on the job” jingle
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Me: “Hey everybody Super Bowl is on!” Wife: “I’m still making food.” Son 1: “Going to friends house to watch.” Daughter: “Tell me when it’s halftime… I’ll be in my room.” Son 2: “Can I take some groundballs?”
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Spent over an hour trying to figure out the perfect post for our 19th wedding anniversary… but I give up, just gonna roll with this. ❤️U @ehdillard
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HAAPPY BIRTHDAY to my oldest kid, Brooks! He’s 16 today! 🚙💨 (banner provided by @DollarTree )
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RT @DimTillardShow: Ep. #7 of The World’s MOST Uneeded Minor League Baseball Podcast In The World out now w/guest Mark DiFelice🎙️ FOLLOW. S…
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RT @nashvillesounds: Sound Check Fan Fest is tomorrow, February 1st! Join us at Tailgate Brewery HQ from 12 PM to 3 PM for an exciting and…
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Congratulations to CC Sabathia, Ichiro Suzuki, and Billy Wagner on being voted into Baseball’s Hall of Fame! Honored to have been a teammate of CC’s with the Brewers in 2008, to witness his greatness firsthand. I met Ichiro and got his autograph in 2006 when Team Japan used Brewers Minor League clubhouse to play a WBC exhibition game. And in 1994 I shined Billy Wagner’s spikes before every game when he was in A-ball pitching for the Quad City River Bandits. I love baseball⚾️
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First met Bob Uecker on my TV growing up watching his Wacky World of Sports bloopers on VHS. Was starstruck when I met him in real life… and it never went away. Incredible life, entertainer and friend. “Legend” isn’t a strong enough word to describe him. I’ll miss you Ueck!
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My 9 y/o: “Do you remember when you played baseball?” Me: “Yep.” My 9 y/o: “Me too.” Me: “Oh yeah, what do you remember?” My 9 y/o: “I remember… you always had off days during the All-Star Break.” Me: 😒
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RT @DimTillardShow: Ep. #6 of The World’s MOST Uneeded Minor League Baseball Podcast In The World out now w/guest Zack Granite🎙️ FOLLOW. SU…
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Preacher: “What do you do when life throws you a curveball?” Me: (whispering to my wife) “You got to keep your hands back - as long as you can.”
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Drove to gym and couldn’t find a good parking spot… I give up.
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