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Five drunk guys will start a FIGHT.
But five stoned guys will start a BAND!
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@latimesent
I'll save you a click: the kid thought the worst part of being sick was having to drink prune juice for the constipation.
Hope they feel better soon.
Please. Stay. Home. 🙏🙏
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How much crime could a crime boss crime if a crime boss could commit crime ...on the free pass I've given him?
#DeepThoughtsFromBillBarr
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#IfIOwnedTwitter
, every profile could have theme music...like we used to have on MySpace.
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#TheLastTimeIWasBreathingHard
was about 10 min ago. I'll do it again in 10 more min.
I have interstitial lung disease.
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@CowgirlNiamh
@KATVNews
Bruising. A syndrome called "panda eyes" resulting from head trauma.
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@sfchronicle
You should not do this with other news sites, because it doesn't works with them, also.
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Where, exactly, is "Smithereens" and why can you only get there by being "blown" to it??
#StuffIThinkAbout
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Back in the hospital. They're going to move me to another area hospital in case I have to be put in ICU. If anything happens, just know I love you all. Thanks for supporting me. I appreciate it. ✌
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#SexIsGreatBut
have you ever had a made-from-scratch chocolate chip cookie after its been out of the oven about 5 mins? 😍🍪😍🍪😍🍪
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#WhileEveryoneIsAsleep
that's when I can let it all out so I can put on a smile the next day...
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It's going to be 105F in Maricopa county today.
Someone ask Trump why the Covid19 is hitting Arizona so hard right now, since I was supposed to "disappear in April" with the onset of warm weather.
While you're at it, ask Gov
@dougducey
too.
@abc15
@CBS5AZ
@12News
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So...are we FINALLY going to start calling it what it is? The "Grass Station." 😂
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@ETCostello1
@enbyinjail
IMO, you could've complimented her ink, as long as you didn't make risqué comments about her body when you did it. That's still allowed, I think? I always compliment well done ink—on a male OR female! 😊
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#UselessTriviaThatIKnow
The little hard plastic wrapped end of a shoelace is called an AGLET.
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@_queenofcool
It's the best feeling, isn't it? I've got 591 days myself. Congratulations to you on your voyage thus far.👍
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@jerryjamesstone
Forget all this multi-stage ripening business...Today I learned that there are PURPLE bell peppers--AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!! Thanks, Jerry!!!
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Well, everybody... I have news that I can finally share:
I'm a GRANDMA! 😁💕
Natalie Leanne
Aug 28, 2018
7lbs, 1 oz
21 inches long
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@tomiahonen
Hey man...whatever lands him in the clink. Tax fraud was little peanuts for Al Capone but it was enough to put him behind bars for awhile. The United States Government does NOT tolerate theft of one red cent. They will come for you. 😈
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Bootlickers being upset that a 4-second cameo of Trump was cut from an edited-for-tv movie that first came out 27 years ago, but was edited this way in 2014 is some next-level fragility.
Here, Jr, you need this:
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@MaggieStoneking
Ma'am. I cannot stress to you how incorrect the information is that you have. I'm a former Healthcare worker and would be more than happy to have a dialouge with you. I'm a mom & grandma of 2+1 beautiful girls, a registeted Democrat and a Christian. Let's talk.
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#IDoThisStrangeThingWhere
I take items at the store from the back of the shelf as if there were something "wrong" with the items at the front.🤦♀️🙃
Please tell me I'm not the only one...?
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@RogueLiberal93
@Acyn
Awww but what about capitalism and the free market? Only when the companies strictly adhere to GQP narrative should they be able to operate freely? Do you hear yourself? Disney is by far FL's biggest cash cow & that's not going away any time soon.
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When we see the typos and we do nothing, then that's when the errorists win.
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@DailyLoud
WTF?!? WHY WOULDN'T SHE BE?!? 🤨 She's 35! You don't even have bad wrinkles at 35! It should just say "Hillary Duff looking great!" And she'll probably be looking just as great at 45. 🧐
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Dear The Rest of Planet Earth...we're sorry - we're working on fixing it in 2020! Don't give up on us!
#TrumpsAnInternationalDisgrace
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Why does chaos have to "ensue"? Why can't it just "meander upon the situation"?
#StuffIThinkAbout
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@Angry_Staffer
Shit, even I've heard of a derecho and I live in Arizona!
HOWEVER, while watching this in the moment, I could not think of the word 'derecho' to save my life. This happens to a LOT of people from middle age - death. Losing a word in a train of thought is no big deal. 🤷♀️
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#DearMeTenYearsAgo
Some scary shit's about to happen. You're going to be dragged through deep, dark hell for a few years. But you're going to come out it on top like the bad mamma-jamma that you are. You got this. Trust me.
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#WhatWomenDontWantFromMen
Any more rules or laws about what we can and can't do with our own bodies.
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#MyWeirdHolidayTradition
We play Hide the Pickle.
Get your mind out of the gutter. Right now.
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My husband and I used to stay out and party til dawn and make out in cars whenever the urge hit us.
Last night he got mad at me because he says I "lied to his dog."
Life comes at you fast in middle age. 😐
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@Sprite
Look, nobody really likes the SPICED cranberry. Bring back the plain cranberry and also make it in a Diet Sprite or Sprite Zero version and GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!
I do not understand why y'all and Sierra Mist can't get it together with your winter flavors!??🙄
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After all these days of being self quarantined with my family, I'm beginning to wonder if the Donner party was even hungry?
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If any of you MFers tells me to "Act my age" today, I will figure out how to slap-a-hoe through the internet.
I *would* act my age, but I don't know how!!
I ain't never been 51 before!😜🤪
(Hope I'm not dead already. If so, disregard!😘)
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#ThingsImCanceling
Stress during this holiday season. I'm going to have some Me Time every day!
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@realDonaldTrump
@GrahamLedger
*HEAVY SIGH*....let's go over this one last time.
You cannot impeach members of Congress. 🙄🙄
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@K73747625
I think the 1st giveaway for me would be that dolphins shouldn't look like polished aluminum cannisters. 🤷♀️
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I had the rudest, slowest and nastiest cashier at the store today!!
That's it! I'm done with using the self-checkout lane!! 😤
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@Borys_Kit
@kimmasters
It must be nice to be SOO rich that you can just do whatever the F*CK you want to do. Spare me the "to Vax or not Vax" argument cuz I ain't on about that. NINE MILLION. 😳 I could never walk away from that. 😔
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@WendyRogersAZ
@KariLake
Wendy, you, your beliefs and ideals are TOO EXTREME. How did you go from respectable veteran to hateful neocon? 🤨 Hate, racism and bigotry will never, truly win.
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#IDontGiveADamnAbout
surviving in the Apocalypse...I'm old & tired. Whatever happens, happens. 🤷♀️
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"Social Distancing" is such a boring way to describe what we're doing.
"Exiled for the Good of the Realm" sounds MUCH more interesting.
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@yesssicaSL
@davenewworld_2
Can confirm. In the 90s, the county that held my hometown had a HORRIBLE lack of accountability. A fired city cop would go to work as a Sherrif's Deputy. Disgraced deputies became guards at the jail...or bailiffs. To be fair, a lot of retired LEOs did the same, but it ... (cont)
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@MPLSKerrBear
Too many in America have the "What's in it FOR ME?" mentality. They've never been taught that community in and of itself takes EFFORT to organize and prosper. It breaks my heart, esp bc my own grandbaby starts public school this fall. 😔🙏
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@realDonaldTrump
Why does he put unnecessary capitalized words in the middle of sentences? Don't they teach grammar at those Ivy League schools? 🤔
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@Cptnrwrpnts
I got 11 myself...but I have 1 question: What's an "ankle biter" as far as obeying Jesus is concerned? 🤔
Does He not like small dogs?
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#MyProfilePicSays
I look better than I feel. But that's OK, cuz I'm feeling a bit better every day. 😉
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