Too many programs for note-taking. I wish there was one to rule them all!

All sensors on S5 broke. Lights, mag, etc.Luckily I recently switched to @tmobile and the free S5 got here in 12 hrs after reporting issue

Civ:BE turned out just about what I expected. Civ 5 in space, but still different enough. Plan to play a lot #CivilizationBeyondEarth

My whole body is punishing me for doing a bunch of hard work (for me at least). It hurts so much!

@Yelp a biz changed their yelp info to try to hide the bad reviews. Sent a second update today as the first one never went anywhere. help?

@elonmusk I would totally volunteer as a meatbag for a Dragon capsule. I have terminal cancer so I don't really care if it malfunctions!

Rather enjoyed In Your Eyes. Now I'm watching Much Ado About Nothing again for no reason.

I've forgotten the password for a private key. It was a password that I should totally remember, but I don't. Very odd.

@Lone_Dew because I like it, I got it shortly after Twitter formed, and because I don't want to. There's a long line of people who want it.

@Lone_Dew not giving or selling it.

@Lone_Dew nope

RT @AndrewCownden: It is spring. The air is filled with the mating-calls of a thousand lawnmowers. Fuck you, spring.

in the space of six hours the amount of emails in my inbox doubled.

I can feel the blood vessels in my brain. That can't be normal.

Fire season has begun. Time to get my go bag updated and ready in case this town of trees and dry pine needles burns down

Couldn't sleep til 4am, woke up at 7am. That's real nice of you insomnia.

RT @CSPDPIO: Don’t be fooled! A little rain can cause a lot of damage. Know your flash flood risk. #waldoflood #waldocanyonfire http://t.…

@brockwilbur um, wat?

@KaiXBL not for sale

I miss vodka. This orange juice just isn't the same without it.