Dave Guido
@Devoguido
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Lost as a ball in a field full of corn. Collector of Marlboro Miles. #Braves and #Bills fan. Friends with Catfish John. I enjoy trying things in small towns.
Greenville, SC
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The real disrespect is to songwriters
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Stubhub wants a bailout? Tell them we’ll give them 2 million but after fees it will only be $10.
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Jason Isbell buried fudge round boy in such a Jason Isbell way.
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My favorite part of the Tyler Childers video is where no matter if you like it or not he doesn’t give a single fuck. God I love him.
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Might not be the party we had planned, but it’s still going to be the greatest
@BuffaloBills
birthday party SC has ever seen!
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@w2truong
@JoePompliano
“How come you never want to go to any of the games?” - all her friends probably.
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@growing_daniel
Stop liking this people. Obviously the kid is meant for a life on the streets.
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@waynebrettski33
@BarstoolBigCat
Who we going to believe, you, or the guy with the check mark?
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@SlmSolo
Ridiculous. I’m sure a lot of people didn’t realize they would lose their job & could use that $ when they bought them. They are scum.
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“If snow falls in Orchard Park and there’s not Bills Mafia to piss their name into it, did it really happen?” -
@PFTCommenter
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@bykevinclark
“I own pieces of black memorabilia that I plan to profit on someday. I love black people. I even saw one the other day”
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“There’s no happy endings only stories that stop before they’re through”
That lyric has been living in my head since I heard it.
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This song had to be so hard to write. Not just because of the meaning but it had to be incredibly hard for Stu not to rhyme Jupiter with stupider
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@LaBeardGuy
I’ve been wearing mine for years. Hopefully my neighbor isn’t a nosey jackass that can’t mind his own business.
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@stoolpresidente
@BuffaloBills
@HarryBuffaloFL
They aren’t playing tonight. They beat the Pats on Sunday in case you forgot.
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To some of you young collectors out there: I want you to watch this video and remember this video before getting married. Especially if you really like your collection.
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Big thanks to
@TriStateSportsN
for uncovering my missing
@HulkHogan
pic from almost 20 years ago. This is almost as awesome as his fanny pack, brother!!
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How I feel like everyone looks at me when I wear my square-toed boots now thanks to
@JasonIsbell
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So I hid the red refractor in a Heritage box for him. He was a little excited to complete his
@BowmanCards
@FreddieFreeman5
rainbow. Albies the cat wasn’t quite as excited.
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Completed my Mt Rushmore of modern artists signed vinyl collection. Now to add to it. Who has as signed Purgatory?
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I hope Zach Bryan gets on stage and announces he’s dropping an album the same day as Taylor
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@bennyrogers188
@barstoolsports
I’ve proabably got cards worth more than your car, so I will. Thanks for the advice!
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This might be the cringiest thing I’ve seen in….ever?
Country superstar
@MorganWallen
walks down the
@AllegiantStadm
tunnel towards the stage wearing a
@CrosbyMaxx
#RAIDERS
jersey flanked by
@TomBrady
and Iron
@MikeTyson
.
#RAIDERNATION
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Zach Bryan’s album going to overshadow Turnpike’s. That’s kinda mean, ole sun.
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Guys like Isbell and John R Miller can’t be on mainstream radio because the majority of America is too dumb to process the meaning of lyrics that go much deeper than things like”red solo cup I drink you up.”
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Holy hell this is great
Max Fried (Carl Spackler/Caddyshack, inner monologue).
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I don’t need the laws of man
Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.
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Why are so many people buying Childers tickets? Y’all know he’s going to disappoint you and not play whitehouse rd and feathered Indians. Just put them back and go see ZB instead.
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Couldn’t find a sitter last night so we made the responsible adult decision to take the boy to the bar to see Pony Bradshaw. 2 songs in he looks at me and says “This is amazing.”
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Don’t collect a ton of hockey but decided to try this Dahlin
@UpperDeckHockey
logo project. Project complete!
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Man if Newk could ever get his control issues down it would be bad ass to re-brand himself as a closer known as “the extinguisher”
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I can’t imagine someone listening to this and not being in absolute awe of the legend that is William Apostol
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Zach Bryan could take on Ticketmaster but 24 yo Karens were just too much to handle in the end. RIP
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I love opening cards with my kid because nothing is about value with him. His “hits” are Braves cards and he about loses him mind when he gets a Freeman card. It’s like watching myself pulling Dale Murphy cards as a kid.
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@TyreseHali_burn
@FieldYates
@carlfugate
Tough when you’re double covered all night. I’m sure you would’ve balled out though.
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@kellyinvegas
@stoolpresidente
You know this is from 2017 about Trump right? Lmao…yeah “quiet part out loud”
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Cancel him now
You know what I thought the Great Value Tyler Childers allegations were a bit harsh… until I opened tik tok and this was the first thing I see
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You know that dollar store Morgan Wade is about to get famous from y’all sharing that cringey ass video. That’s what happened with Warren Zeiders. It’s y’all’s fault he shared a festival with Tyler Childers.
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Could you imagine if the Braves would’ve won the WS in 2019 and they open up the ring and see this:
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@barstoolsports
@StoolBackstage
Take all the time you want Morgan. 50 years should be about right. I’ll definitely be dead by then.
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Fried morels stuffed with jalepenos, bacon, cream and cheddar cheese. The food Appalachian stoner’s dreams are made of.
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I know a lot of people don’t care for them, but I like booklet cards.
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@RapSheet
Should be supspension as well. Should be zero tolerance with this clown moving forward.
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