DetectiveFisch
@DetectiveFisch
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Coffee snob. Utah Jazz fan. Lover of cheeseburgers. Cousin Josh.
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Antonio Brown — class act. It takes a big man to apologize. I love this dude. I’ll go follow him on Insta!
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This
@AB84
is a pleasure to own in fantasy and once again a reminder why you don’t pay $228 in an auction for Robert Woods
@LaLigaLebowski
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The wedding is 5 weeks away: Should I walk down the aisle to Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight (keyboard + flute)?
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Hey
@HarrisFootball
— long-time fan. Has Chris Godwin surpassed Mike Evans yet as the better wr? Thanks, Josh!
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Breaking News: I have a new horrible customer service story from neighborhood beer shoppe
@StGambrinusBeer
... Me and my wife treated like garbage. Will discuss on
@HarrisFootball
podcast!
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At work crying: last week dealt M jones and Chubb for A cooper and Hines
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Anyone else just lose there fantasy match on that Jonnu TD for no reason?
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We’re back at
@UglyBabyNYC
and this time at a table for adults ... but the kiddie table is open!
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Anyone else get pied in the face at work today? It was for charity!
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Take Me Home Tonight is the greatest song ever written. I walked down the aisle to it. RIP, Eddie — you will be missed
Eddie Money, the perennial rock hitmaker behind "Two Tickets to Paradise" and "Take Me Home Tonight," has died at 70
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When the games get going tomorrow and the AB saga is on pause, I’ll be pretty bored. NOTHING is better than this.
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Great news! I called
@Target
and reached someone that cares about humans and got a credit card in 6 minutes! AND, I’m not a victim of identity theft!
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This was an actual masterpiece if I do say so myself
🏆 HUGGY AWARDS & BAGGY AWARDS 🏆
On the podcast we hand out the hardware for players we expect to be great and not-so-great, and
@DetectiveFisch
references Aykroyd, A-Ha, chemical peels and 3-inch inseams...
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Anyone else pumped to finally see Stafford with a real team? Think of it like Daniel LaRusso joining Cobra Kai in 1984.
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Update: After patiently waiting 4 days for an “Elevated Customer Service Call,”
@VW
@Volkswagen
told me THEY’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THEIR DEALERS DO. Hey,
@Honda
@Toyota
@subaru_usa
@MINI
@Acura
Wanna help lease me a car?
#HoaxWagen
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Kinda digging the Lions today as home underdogs! Putting my trust in Matthew 😀
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Memorial Day pizza crawl completed with Jord: Scarr’s, Corner Slice, Mama’s TOO.
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Wake up -> coffee -> eggs -> listen to The Family Madrigal
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If you’re out to dinner and see burrata on the menu you have to order it, right?
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Just so I have it in writing, I’ll say A. Brown released and ends up in Seattle — bye for now!
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Coffee doesn't taste as good in the AM after you start your big fantasy league 0-1
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The coffee I referenced on today’s podcast with
@HarrisFootball
that I’m currently rocking from
@tradecoffeeco
— big fan of
@HuckleberryCO
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I guess Sean Payton never got the script that says AP has to score vs Vikes...hmmm
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Can't wait to hear about Hyde's tape on
@HarrisFootball
... I'll be muting that portion. Duh.
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Early candidate for Worst Customer Service Experience of 2019:
@VW
@Volkswagen
- Bay Ridge Branch. Classic bait-and-switch. Inquire within.
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Who's dressed up in that Carlos Hyde jersey for the 49ers? The ghost of Ricky Watters?
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Man of my word: traded up in round 3 to get Derrick Henry at 26! (Gordon, M. Thomas, Henry) in standard
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I'm more than just a fantasy guru; I do weddings as well
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Rocky IV soundtrack at the gym — why did I wait so many years?!
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My worst customer service experience of 2021 is
@Target
… while attempting to apply for a credit card was sent (2) texts which I never got to verify identity. When I asked to send again, I was told I missed my chance and need to fax (who faxes?!) SS card, DL and utility bill!
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FroYo toppings: powdered graham cracker, granola and a little fruit. It’s all about texture and letting the yogurt speak for itself.
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How come Prodigy - Breathe doesn’t get any radio time?
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Strongly recommend Get Out. Way more than just another "horror film."
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Ya hear that, Joe Philbin?
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Can’t get enough of this - great find
@gossler1
Watching 1991 Jets at Dolphins. Two things: 1. How good was Marino? 2. This is the only time I’ve seen a Rude Awakening successfully executed on a football field
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Need the
@HarrisFootball
fans to weigh in: should
@mkuncewitch
change his handle to BestFriendMike ???
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Excited to see what Hyde does vs Pitt defense 4 an encore? I bet he has a pic of me in his locker and uses the podcast 4 motivation
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Heading to Lisbon/The Algarve in a few days. Any food/bar/beach or other recommendations?!
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Montee Ball: From first rounder in 2014 to cut from Denver. Lifetime achievement award for Trash Baggery?
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I can't drink this free Keurig anymore. Peasant coffee.
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The Walkind Dead is awful this season. Three eps of war. I should just watch Saving Private Ryan.
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@KState_Rob
@StGambrinusBeer
@HarrisFootball
Limit of 4 cans per person of Heddy Tooper (beer). Me and my wife each went to buy 4 (8 in total). We were told “you can’t as one person, sorry!” I didn’t even say she was my wife. Place is a joke.
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Anyone else spend their Sunday AM listening to “Shallow” on repeat sipping a $3 cup of
@counter_culture
coffee?
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Great tropical storm stay-in-doors flicks: The Goonies, The Last Dragon and of course ... CLUE!
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People that prefer smooth peanut butter to crunchy have immature palates, right?
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I had Chipotle for the first time in 3 weeks last night. Still feeling great!
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1st 10 on my All-time:
Psycho
Vertigo
Double Indemnity
Annie Hall
Chinatown
Pulp Fiction
Manhattan
The Sting
Out of the Past
The Killing
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"Dude, those trunks are sick." - older couple next to me. Thanks, everyone!
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Always loves that Listerine ad
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Congrats
@RegalMovies
... After today I'll never go back to any of your theaters after I couldn't bring coffee in. Happy holidays!
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Here’s the Sammy Watkins footage as promised. Also, sick uniforms:
Today's pod has some
#FantasyFootball
thoughts about last night's preseason injuries, and
@DetectiveFisch
giving you FIVE LEAGUE-WINNING PICKS for 2018. Go get it!
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Guys, I went bowtie over tie for this wedding ... Thoughts?
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