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You know how racist you gotta be to get offended over the phrase “don’t be racist”?????
Someone complained about me wearing my favorite shirt today on our Facebook page, now I can’t wear it at work anymore :.(
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If you’re still stuck in your “All Lives Matter” mindset, please watch this pastor speak on it. This nigga was SPITTING.
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Sleeping without my boo is lame af so I got a 60x80 blanket with her fine ass on it. 🌹😍
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I just shot my shot via Blackboard email and I swear to God if this works, I’m throwing a party and all y’all invited 💀
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“Sugar, I can’t feel you”
X-Men 97 did not have to emotionally fuck me up the way it did with episode 5……..
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Okay but that big son of a bitch was in Texas City? Like as in Texas City right down the street Texas City? Aw hell nah.💀
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I snuck a bottle of grey goose out the club and gave it to the homeless niggas watching my car and we ended up hanging out for like 45 minutes, they were the coolest ppl ever. They offered me crack cocaine and I said no but just the fact they offered it 😫💜
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My homeboy got me a Mac Miller Vinyl for my birthday and my drunk ass got emotional as FUCK 😂😅
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I was walking my dog when this lady came up to me in tears holding these two little girls with no jackets on. She was trying to escape from her abusive baby daddy and and needed a place to hide till her mom scooped them so here we are watching Tinkerbell in my living room lmao
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Oh this mf gotta live off Edgebrook
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HOUSTON PEOPLE: STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS PROMO VIDEO FOR A PARTY I’M THROWING JUNE 8TH @ THE COMMONS FROM 8PM-2AM. TOTALLY FREE (18+) JUST COME OUT AND GET JIGGY😎🎊
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How the fuck did y’all make the CLEAR LAKE Popeyes run out of chicken sandwiches????? Bitch this hoe is Caucasian County.
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Backstory: so I’m sitting at the table and this dude comes up to me and grabs me by the hand to go dance and tells me he’s doing it to make his girl jealous. Long story short, I think she dumped bro after this one because they never came back lol😂
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Real nigga salute
A 90 year old Woman dies from
#COVID
ー19 after refusing a ventilator and telling doctors to "Save it for younger patients.
Her words: “I already had a good life.”
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To the girls speaking up on sexual assault and abuse they’ve endured, let that choppa sing babygirl. Air this bitch out lmao drop his social, address, birth chart, all that shit.
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I’ve first seen Travis Scott in 2015 and I’ve seen him six times since and tbh, his fan base has just gotten crazier and younger over the years. These little bastards were pushing, shoving, giving drugs to their friends for the first time, jumping in pits they couldn’t handle
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I was really cutting up on them hoe ass cops today, I’m sorry but not really lmaoooo
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Y’all read the article, they suspended dude last week for flipping the bird (after numerous racial slurs were said) to the opposing bench. Players beat the shit out of each other and get cheered on but black dude can’t even justifiably flick off the other team lol
Black Hockey Player Needs Police Escort Because Of Racism At NHL Games
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So glad I’m not dating a Hispanic girl anymore cuz I cannot afford those bad bunny tickets rn :/
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She got a manz y’all, this thread is canceled. We gave it a good run :/
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I don’t think we take the fact that we can literally die tomorrow seriously. We have this tendency to wait on the things we want to do in life till we’re “in a better place” but you might not make it to that time. Stop waiting and go do that shit, whatever it is.
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You hoes sicken me. That man was nothing but good to Chyna and this what y'all got to say. I hope y'all all get played like fucking fiddles.
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Imma be honest, none of y’all look like y’all have ever made a girl cum
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Can we all agree that Meet The Graham’s was the most brutal diss track of all time because holy shit, I’m still shook to my core
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Y’all too busy fucking with a hood nigga that treats his pitbull better than he does you
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Don’t turn up for Cinco de Mayo if you voted for Donald Trump.
Don’t turn up for Cinco de Mayo if you voted for Donald Trump.
Don’t turn up for Cinco de Mayo if you voted for Donald Trump.
Don’t turn up for Cinco de Mayo if you voted for Donald Trump.
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How’d he think a 55 year old woman was 20 lmao it just shows how much of a dumb fuck he is
Shoutout to the lady that recorded this, called the cops on this man and got him arrested.
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I drank a whole bottle of that Capriccio Sangria (the one with the fruits all over the bottle) last night before the club and this was the end result lmao I nons remember this 😭😂😭 (watch till the end)
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Shit was fucking nuts at Astroworld today. I almost stepped on a kid’s head who had passed out right behind me and when I saw him, I immediately offered him water from my Camelbak and ppl thought it was gross letting him put his mouth on it but that could’ve been life or death.
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I walked into class today and noticed my nigga Grant wearing the same style shirt so I asked for a fit pic but then he pulled out the fedora and shit on my whole entire existence smh. He ain’t have to stunt on me like that 😒🔥
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Protest @ 3 in downtown Houston, better see all y’all mfs there 😤😤😤😤😤😤
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“Some people hate you only because of the way other people love you.”
Goddamn I felt tf outta that one.
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This nigga Thanos really threw a fucking moon at a nigga he knew had 0 superpowers. You can’t tell me there’s a harder supervillain than this man.
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My brother passed away seven years ago today right after he turned 21 on some freak accident shit drowning in Galveston. With that being said, life is short as fuck so stop holding grudges, stop being bitter about things you can’t change and live life to the fullest while you can
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I was attempting to hype my neighbor up for being a dope ass vintage reseller but the video did not go as planned once I zoomed in 🥴🥴🥴
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Boy I thought this was a League City couple tbh
Here we go y’all! Lil dude Combs is coming this Spring! Couldn’t be more excited to start a family with this babe. It’s gonna be a hell of a ride
@nicolecombs
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Not even a huge youngboy fan but this is facts
NBA Youngboy on WUSYANAME is still the best feature of 2021!!
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Y’all I just interviewed with the CEO of this company and he started off saying the interview would be short but we talked for a whole 20 minutes and he really liked me. Y’all say a prayer for me, this is a 6 figure opportunity 😭😭🙏🏾
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Top 5 commercials of all time, don’t @ me.
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Thanos boutta kill so many niggas in Wakanda, they gone give this nigga a police badge smh
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I saw my ex last night and she had the audacity to tell me I missed out on a good thing.
She cheated on me......
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Tried to take pics with the big man himself and he said, “Sorry Santa doesn’t take pics with broke niggas.” So you know we had to pull them racks out 😩💸🎅🏾💦🎄😭💯😈🔥✅
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@mikaadenise
Not him posting you like you’re a minor 😭😭😭😭 niggas is sick out here, Your Honor
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Out of 1200 applicants, I GOT THE JOB Y’ALL AND I START ON MONDAY 😭😭🙏🏾 The CEO said he was so confident in me that he was gonna train me directly. Thank y’all so much to everyone who said a prayer and sent me good energy 💙💙💙
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I’ve just been presented the opportunity to sign to an entertainment label to pursue comedy/music and I just wanna thank God for even positioning me to do something like this🙌🏾
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When you tell the League City kid that only listens to Blueface and NBA Youngboy that he’s not actually a street veteran
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Bruh I cannot make this up, we literally just sat next to
@DaveChappelle
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Baybrook Mall is getting a Fogo de Chao??? Wow Miss Girl has came a long way
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My girlfriend & I killed a bottle of tequila & we ended up at a karaoke bar singing our hearts out together & idk I think thats what love is
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If the numbers are final & Beto really did lose, he lost by only about 50,000 votes which in retrospect, isnt that much. If you chose not to vote bc you “didn’t have time” or didnt feel like your vote counted, this is 100% on u. This race was insanely close and every vote counted
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So I’m peeing at my nieces kindergarten graduation and this lil kid came to the urinal next to me, peeked in and looked straight at my junk and said “You have a lot more than me.”
Dawg, where are your parents 😂😂
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So today, I took an early morning flight to Phuket then sailed around the Phi Phi Islands going from spot to spot. Y’all look at the view of this place 🌞🌊
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Never forget🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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This gotta be how all of clear lake feel lmao
When you grow up in middle class houston and are influenced by both country and rap culture
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This is me in the Heights, he ain’t special
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Girl shutcho GripChin ass up PLEASE. Not everyone in frats are rapists but how many speak out against their homeboys, not every black person is a violent criminal but how many get killed like one. Until there is fairness and accountability in the system, it’s FUCK THE SYSTEM
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Damn the yodel kid grew up fast as shit
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Watch out for the full single "Lemme Lick ya Butt" dropping real soon.
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Y’all know how there was a day in high school where niggas dressed up as girls during powderpuff week??? My stupid ass did that shit on the wrong day and ended up having to wear my mom’s sun dress around all mf day
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Damn 3 years ago I was depressed, hopeless and a raging ass alcoholic sleeping on my best friends couch every night.
Now I’m a senior in college comfortably living on my own and happier than ever. If you ever feel like life is kicking your ass, I promise it gets better.
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This child is from League City
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To all of my nonblack friends that always say the n-word, the race war is coming and I better see you fighting off all the Karens and Justins since im always letting you slide with that shit.
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Club ain't my thing, parties ain't really my wave anymore, I like Netflix tho. And booty.
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If Biden signs some shit making Bill Gates’ Covid vaccine mandatory, I’m beating all yalls asses.
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I’ve lost almost 40 pounds since January, HELLA proud of that accomplishment 😈😈😈
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Just submitted my last assignment to bring my college career to a close giving me a B.S. in Finance. 😈🤓
Didn’t take senior pics though so enjoy my ones from high school coupled with some from this year so you can see the growth 😂😂
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Yo frfr, I hope anyone who struggled with their mental health in 2019 finds peace and happiness in 2020.
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