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@DertTheSequel
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My name is a joke (obviously). Edits:@Pyramidert. 🧵: OneDertrection. 💙☁️: HexedByDert. ⏰ 🎵: NonDert. I put alt-text on my stuff.
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Joined March 2022
"I don't have the words to express how stark and apparent your true nature was to me the moment I turned to lay eyes on you. Even in our youth, I could not recognize you as anything other than a drop of divinity, golden and cast to Earth then melded to flesh-".
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Drake makes it so obvious he was a deadbeat until Pusha T bullied him into claiming Adonis. I wish his stans would stop spreading obvious lies for him like he'll give them free OVO merch for it. Alt-text: Drake with chubby cheeks and a tooth gem speaks during an interview
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Obviously I had to mute this. Drake defenders, please post the email or letter he sent you offering you free OVO merch/concert tix before you reply to this. Birth weight is crucial for tracking infant growth in the first year and assessing the health of a newborn. "useless fact".
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How are people (weirdos and guys who are projecting themselves onto their favorite athletes) still complaining about Malika Andrews "not mentioning" Josh Giddey. When her show aired, she addressed it and in detail too.
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@mldiffley @lebronettejames So many people are going to fall for it or make think pieces because of the fake reports.
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GUYS IT HAPPENED. THEY ACKNOWLEDGED.
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Why are men in their 20s so embarrassed of having juicy lips lol.
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@PrinceHAK33M I remember when they said Jayson Tatum didn't have a dad during his draft. Most perplexing stuff.
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@chanelcreating @TuggaAintShit I had to tell myself it was fake and he was already dating her.
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I usually have more couth than this but FUCK Jalen Suggs & sloppy ass football defense for this. Balding bastard had no right nor excuse to do this to Tyrese Maxey. Maxey was pressed by defenders all last year & not once did 1 try to hold his hand like this.Fuck Suggs for this fr
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@GroovyDeha @Rayshard07 And Montrezz is still having bitch fits while Bouknight can't even get playing time. Unserious locker room clearly. I could genuinely tell from their stride when they walked into their play-in game that they weren't serious.
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@WockBeezy @R_Stone24 @peakedin2009 @EyeqDontLose @GroovyDeha Where did they say that? See this is why going to school is important so you don't end up reading words that aren't there.
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@itsamyarenee @RevereRomance @Akademiks Get your tongue off of meg's boots girl she's not gonna fuxk your man for this.
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@valbanill @ycsm1n I can't believe Drake said this then proceeded to share every detail about his son.
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@itsamyarenee @RevereRomance @Akademiks She spent months telling us that she didn't sleep with Tory and yesterday she admitted that she did while she was aware that her friend was interested in him.
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Sources: Orlando Magic PG Markelle Fultz .@MarkelleF will be leveling up next season (via mr.visi0nz on IG)
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@itsamyarenee @RevereRomance @Akademiks Not even. You're trying to tweet about this like it's Stan Twitter, not a whole court case where Tory's defense team is trying to introduce reasonable doubt.
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Joel Embiid's comments on Markelle Fultz and Paolo Banchero
“I’ve always been a big fan,” Joel Embiid said of Markelle Fultz. “When we traded him, I was disappointed because I felt like we were giving up on him too early.”.Sixers vs. Magic takeaways: Lacking finish, having love for, and needing minutes.
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@RhingoMandingo "Late af" their last episode before this one was on the 24th the day it broke. Don't just go with these social media narratives.
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Draft thread 🧵. I know it's "Best Player Available > Fit" but the Magic can't teach anyone to shoot. So from my limited scouting (also considering: who is more likely to play winning ball in the NBA + Chet refusing medicals) I think Jabari Smith is the right pick for Orlando
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Chris Brickley's recent story- Magic players, Cole, Paolo, and Jett, putting in the work. Alt-text: Cole Anthony does a between the leg drag to middy. Paolo Banchero works on left hand floaters in front of the rim. Jett Howard shoots from the wing.
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@Bxjnoo @Keydoroki Pedialyte is a drink with different salts and electrolytes. It helps Paolo retain his hydration instead of sweating it out, so he doesn't cramp.
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@jespvagberg They have so many of them. This is very fertile ground for a "you just lost to" meme.
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@SwaggySport @ecambage Exactly. I'm tired of this highschool indirect tweeting behavior. If she didn't say what they say she said, she could easily correct the record 😴.
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I had to mute this. The notifications are already annoying but the Malika Andrews hate is a mix of stan culture, misogynoir, and coochie-watching. Your favorite athlete won't give you free tickets because you pretend his background is clean. May Josh Giddey rot in prison soon.
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@_AnnaaaJ @mevvybear @MarieeeJass @3piececrispy No. This lady's kink involves the public. No one wants to see or be involved in that mess. Mev is right.
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@ComunaCannabica @maxsunz @savi_toon @emmanuelsntz @viagragirls @buffetbreaker Don't advertise here smh.
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Cole Anthony's trainer talked about how Cole learned to control his speed and explosiveness to improve his jumpers. That's why I admire Cole, he's not just a hard worker, he's also smart and thoughtful in his approach to his training. Alt-text: LethalShooter and Gilbert Arenas
Year 4 Cole Anthony loading… 🥼 🧪 . What improvements do y’all want to see from CA heading into year 4?.@The_ColeAnthony @Cbrickley603 . #MagicTogether.#OrlandoMagic
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@uhhmmily Was the reason that you were a closeted lesbian searching for any sense of community?.
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@Kelven_2X @AkibaXv @MeekMillPR @JoshfrmJersey @RenkisOG @FanMahome He admitted being racist and when black people were like "Hey wtf?" his response was "Hey everyone is biased!1!1!".
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@SuperiorNBA It's free to see how hollows feel - Ja Morant. Miles Bridges posting himself drinking lean.
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@Ir0dR @JeffHardyStan I don't know why you typed out that you like her because you clearly don't.
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Just goes to show that front offices have dummies in them all the time. For reference not even ELTON BRAND wanted to build around Ben because he saw that Ben liked partying too much.
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@blixberrie Misogynistic. The word you're looking for is misogynist or butthurt. Incel means something else.
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@CogNerd @Devan_Kaney I haven't watched but i know there's a part where a prospect shows obvious red flags of being a low-effort asshole and the Sixers look right past those flags!.
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Let's not get it twisted. Jalen Suggs is BAN. This is like the third fucking time he's tried to hurt maxey and this time he succeeded. It's giving jealous ass loser
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@Mattfm8 @LegionHoops If you were expected to work 16-hour work days, and regularly deal with homophobia and racism in Russia's prison environments, we would all clap and cheer.
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