A cross-eyed, bubbly mare employed at United Equestria Postal Services under "winged letter carrier," with a quite odd obsession over muffins.
Unaffiliated.
For your information, I do not personally align with Nazism etc., this account was created for the following:
1. to put an end to toxicity,
2. to not have a hand in any ongoing world situations as it is not a part of the gimmick,
3. and to bring the former glory that is Derpy.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! RIGHT THERE IS THE MAIL, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MAIL, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE MAIL? PLEASE, LYRA. I'M DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE MAIL.
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN.
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY, WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND.
INTO THE BLUE AGAIN, AFTER THE MONEY'S GONE!
ONCE IN A LIFETIME, WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND.
said "i hate you" as a joke then people took it seriously
ANYWAY, i don't look at this account often or take anything seriously on it, it's meant to be a gateway for no hand in drama and if people want to flood it with that, that's fine.
I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut. I need a haircut.