@0xBrando @DOLLABILLGATES Post some pics of your work because that pricing seems insane

@Jessica_StClair

@LakerBinge @ColeLedford11 @BurgerKing @Wendys McDonalds Buttermilk Chicken Tenders are better than Wendy’s

In the boreal forests she had roamed. Unknown to life, death. Immune to the arctic. Now bound and drained of Ichor. The Twilight Queen

The steak is perfect. Flavorful, thick. You take the knife and make the final cut. There is resistance. Inside, a single lock of hair. Yours

The scent of cooked meat reached you long before the plate touched the dense plastic and wood. Your corner booth provides isolation. Consume

They found him. Beneath the Earth he remains. His home a prison. His tattered skin loose on the floor his innards shredded. The Brown God

Have you ever wondered just what species eggs @DennysDiner uses to make those impossibly perfectly fluffy, delicious omelettes? Don't

If you are over 13 please do not look at the children's menu. Your rigid brain would snap under the strain of comprehending Babel

Daily Fun Fact: @DennysDiner pancake syrup is the exact same consistency as human blood, but of course the father resembles the child

Long ago Denny's grew tired of the ceaseless shouts of hosanna for the bastard child. He grew arrogant with the Fish N Chips recipe he stole

@PepperidgeFarm remembers, but Denny's never forgot

If after eating at Denny's food turns to ash in your mouth, do not contact Denny's support service. There's nothing we can do. It has begun

Ever wonder why Denny's delicious pancakes taste just like the ones your grandma used to make? It's because that filthy whore stole from us

When was the last time you had a wholesome meal of your family? Come to @DennysDiner

Gum stays in your stomach for 7 years. Denny's is with you forever @DennysDiner

Daily Fun Fact: Denny's served Him the first breakfast, and they will serve you the last

Fuck @IHOP