They used to bully me for being a nerd. In my worst moments I'd think, if only I could summon a Daedric helmet, Daedric pauldrons, a Daedric cuirass, Daedric greaves, a pair of Daedric boots and gauntlets with Fortify Strength (50 pts), a Daedric stave and also an Ancestral Ghost for good measure, then we'd see who's a nerd and who isn't.

@tracewoodgrains there was a short story in a sci fi paperback anthology about this. It was like the first chapter. My platoon sergeant on my first deployment picked it up and started reading, first paragraph was about dicks. "I didn't really like it." he told me

@MilitaryCooI One guy going "Ahhhhhhhh!" while knife-handing Another guy screaming "AH! AH! AH!" in a shrill voice while veins pop out on his forehead A third guy waving his arms and speaking in tongues

@LemmySmackett good work, man

@NewRightPoast it's probably for the best

@1894gang what are we doing for PT on monday? boots and utes run what about tuesday? boots and utes run wednesday? just for a change of pace the LT (who did track in college) is going to run us up the steepest hill he can find as fast as possible I sucked at cardio

@RAZ0RFIST I loved Casino Royale and read the book afterward. Quantum of Solace started out bad with the nonsense name, then the chase scenes where you couldn't tell who was chasing who, and got worse from there. The rest of the films were even worse.

@YoungMOOBY God Bless America

@sendingmetoyou i've done that kind of shit way too much over the years lol

@FitFounder like a pteradactyl backin out of trouble caaaaaaaw

@noCinErik 🚨🚨🚨 BEARKINGG 🚨🚨 🚨 THIS JUST IN 🚨🚨 PEOPLE NEED TO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP AND LAUGH A LITTLE

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@rawdawgcomics josh moon's Mad at the Internet episode laid it out pretty well, he had an obsessed anti-fanbase who hated him for being fat but also kind of convinced themselves that it was for his own good and that they were trying to make him get a normal job

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@ShitpostGate a whole generation learned about the illuminati from that show

@teddybearisms I love it

@jessesingal you could make at least 3 podcasts with that much money

@apoc_dev i love it, man

@cremieuxrecueil i'm gonna hit 'Like' on this post because i feel that it might encourage you to save more people

@Pirat_Nation any mouse with sensitivity buttons below the scroll wheel, and not that "select from as many as 5 pre-programmed sensitivity settings that put you, the gamer in control" no motherfucker just let me adjust my sensitivity on the fly without going into a game menu

@mmjukic i like winning so imma hit like on this post