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@Delva_bryne
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Manchester city fan 💙/Vawulence injector 💉/memes and trolls
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined August 2023
Nimeblock slap ya mum sai anaambia watu vile nlkua karibu kumuua 😂.
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Unaona madem wanaitana babe unadhani ni normal kumbe wanakulana 😂😂🫴.
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Unaniomba simu alafu unaingia chrome , eei kiongos kwani unataka kuninasa 😂😂.
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Kupaka chumvi kwa dieck alafu ueke kwa mdomo ya ndama 😂😂💀>>>.
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Wa twenti twelof wameanza kunyesha ama huyu ananipima ?.
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Msichana mbona unafuatilia mambo ya ball na yako ulitoa 😂😂🫴.
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Siet!, ndio Kenya power wanarudisha stima huku kuanzia jana, mko aje ?.
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Kuna bois ashainiambia ati nakaa mpole , ilibidi tulimane mangumi bana 😂😂🫴.
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Siet !, simu inasema hapa juu "No service" na vile nilikua nimevalia kitenge yangu niende kanisa 😂😂🫴.
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Unalia insomnia na huwa unakula ugali asubuhi alafu unashinda kejani the whole day 😂😂🫴.
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Kuna siku niliamka nikapata sauti imeenda juu ya homa ,siet !, nilipiga nduru bana nilikua nadhani nimekua bubu 😂😂💀.
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Crushie amenitext " Hi handsome", karibu nitume mzae maji ya kunywa bana 😂😂🫴.
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Kununua pen highschool ilikua kujitakia, mimi nilibuy nne pekee nikijoin form 1 😂😂🫴.
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Sio ati nimekataa kuenda church, ni vile simu yangu hapa juu inasema 'no service "😂.
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Mimi heri nimeze kunguni lakini voice note nayo siwezi tuma 😂😂🫴.
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Hapo kwa kukupea attention labda nikupee strokes msichana 😂🫴.
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Unapepeta sublenya na mimi natoa uchafu kwa maskio na kakijiti, bora tumeskia fty wote 😂😂🫴.
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Unataka baby girl treatment na uko na more than 50kgs ,tulia kanono 😂🫴.
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Siet ! ,morio wangu skinny alikua amepiga luku buggy akaambiwa anakaa scarecrow 😂😂💀.
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Mambo ya kutaka 2k urgently hii mwaka hatutaki kuskia , kumamaye .
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Pale primary class 7 nilitapika ndizi na mrenda asubuhi kwa class , hivo ndio my love Stella aliniwacha 🥲💔.
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GGMU kamepepetwa kama ndarama za aleluya atleast sai tutakua na amani hii TL 😂😁.
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Kuna couple wameleta kiburi hapa kwa mat donda akawaambia IQ zao zikiwa combined ata haziezi fika thate faef 😂😂.
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Huku ushago unaoga alafu unaekelea msambwanda Kwa mawe ndani ya bafu kwanza jua ikuchape kiasi ndio uvae nguo 😂😂🫴.
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Ukiwa na suicidal thoughts alafu uone unmarked subaru inakufuata >>>.
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Kuanua luku kalikali kwa kamba ya ploti alafu uende kuvalia ushago December>>>>>.
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Siet!, akuna kitu traumatising kama kupanda escalater the 1st time 😂💔.
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Mimi naye nakuanga nimechukulia "the shorter the dress, the shorter the relationship" serious.
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Kukua bachelor ni ngumu Sana, nishai tembea na boxer kwa kichwa mpaka kwa stage nikidhani nimevaa Marvin 😂😂🫴.
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Dem akiwa kwao anakula mrenda na misheveve kila siku but akioleka anakua allergic 😂😂🫴.
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Sasa kupea kibogoyo miwa akule ni kitu ya kufanya anipige nayo 😂😂.
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Ningemuuliza " how was your day" , shida huwa anajibu "poa" .
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Siet!, baddie ameweka ngoma alafu akaniuliza "can we have a tarantella?", karibu ni fumble 😂😂.
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Ushago unalipua mabaruti watu wanatoka siaka wanadhani ni grenades umetupa 😂😂.
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Msinione kama fraud wazee . ban inaisha kesho so itakua na engagements back to back.
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Eye contact na barber adi ikabidi tulimane mangumi kwanza ndio aendelee kuninyoa .
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Sai nataka mwenye ako na eye problems (dem wa specks ) alafu nitulie juu love is blind 😂😂🫴.
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Unaeza pata mwewe ni kuku iliingia illuminati ndio maana inatoanga vifaranga kafara 😂😂.
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Uzuri ya kuwa na kisogo refu ni ati ukiteleza alafu uanguke, ina act kama brakes 😂😂💀.
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Kutumia mamorio wako love emoji intentionally ndio uone nani ndio ghe 💀>>>.
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Huyu ameambiwa ata hana aibu ya kucheka kwa watu na meno zigzag kama msumeno 😂😂.
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Baby gal ameniblock juu ameniomba ksh.500 urgently nikamuambia anipee symbol ya silver metal kwanza 😂😂.
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We left home to change home, amerudi kama ameenda sayuni 😂💀.
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Mimi naye siezi beba umbrella, heri ning'oe mabati moja kwa nyumba nitembee nayo 😂😂🫴.
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Simp heri aengage tweets za madem lakini za mandume wenzake unaeza dhani ako na degree in high jump 😂.
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Kienyeji anakusetia doggy style unapata ako na nywele kwa msambwanda 😂😂💀.
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Unashangaa mbona msee huwa anaamka mapema hivo kumbe amefuga kunguni kwa kitanda 😂😂🫴.
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Since nigundue madem wanapenda toxic men huyu tukiwa na yeye lazima nimpige bare mbili tatu hivi .
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Unaenda kwa jirani unaskia Thao imepotea na wewe unajuatu vizuri umeiba chwani 😂😂🫴.
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Hakuna swali ngumu kama "nikulipe ngapi ?", kwa kazi hujui huwa wanalipisha aje 😂💔.
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Nimepanda mat kama zimeshika nikachomoa watu ndani ati mbona wamejaa hivo kwa keja yangu 😂😂.
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Siet ! , morio wangu amenipata kama nimevaa thong ya mamaa makejani juu ya hii jua 😂😂.
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Unajikunja mgongo ujipige BJ alafu unavunjika spinal cord 😂💔.
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Hatukatai umekaa single for a long time, lakini mbona ujitumie fare kwa number ingine alafu ueke hiyo laini off 😂.
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Unashangaa mbona huwa hautoki block kumbe ni wale wamama ulipea cash huko ushago 😂😂🫴.
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Masculinity niko nayo haiwezi niruhusu kifuatilia story ya Azziad , kwani mimi ni mwanamke 🤌.
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Unajuangatu morio ni fala akipost meme ya dem anafaa kupost 😂😂🫴.
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Kulamba kisogo pia ni part of romance ama huyu anataka ku erase akili yangu 😂.
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Nimeseti taxin adi imebidi nibomoe mlango ya keja ndio niweze kutoshea kuingia 😂😂.
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Zimeshika nikaingia kwa mitungi za gass zenye zilikua zimepakiwa about 5 metres high ,sema kuporomokewa😂😂.
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Mamaa ameshangaa sana kuona ati najaza mtungi ya gas na oesopha-gus 😂😂💀.
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Siet !, dem petite ameambiwa hapa hawezi risk kunyamba juu anaeza bleed 😂💀.
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Wewe unasimp kwa manzi yako mimi wangu nampiga banters hapa na pale, lanes bro 😂😂🫴.
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Unaogopa kuosha simu ya mkopa sasa illegal deals ndio utawezana nazo 😂😂.
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Kuenda gym haimaanishi sasa unaeza nipiga , nitakuinua vibaya sana mzee 😳.
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Stima imepotea mzae akanihug akidhani ni cousin yangu Tracy , mangumi zimetembea hapa sitting room kwa giza wachatu 😂😂🫴.
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Time umetuliatu kejani umetoa nguo upate fresh air juu ya hii jua ndio morio wako anaingia 😂😂.
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Ukiona naku engage do the same , si lazima nikuambie tukue loyas bana ,sisi ni watu wakubwa 🫴.
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Having a dramatic and materialistic woman ni njia moja safi sana ya kuenda sayuni mapema 😂😂.
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Huyu ameambiwa ako na mwanya kwa meno akikula waru inatoka kama chips 😂😂💀.
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Huyu wa sai simuachilii , anapaka afkado kwa kichwa badala aniombe pesa za mafuta ya nywele 😂😂🫴.
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Hii taxin nimeseti itabidi nipande lorry juu sitaweza kutoshea mlango ya mat 😂😂🫴.
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Mimi ukiniibia kagunia kangu ka kuoga tunaeza limana mangumi vibaya sana.
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Kama bado unatekwa na pickup lines wewe ni kienyeji 😂😂🫴.
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Huyu ananiuliza mbona niliamua kufanya kazi kwa mortuary, ni kama hajui bei ya makende 😂😂.
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Morio ni introvert lakini akifika kwa manzi yako anakua crazy kenner, nitakulima ngumi oya 😂🫳.
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Sasa kukunywa maji asubuhi ni kitu ya kufanya mathe ani suspect huwa nalewa 🥲.
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Kwa composition pale primary nishai kufa nikafufuka tena ,kumamaye 🪓💀.
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Eye contact na hawker kidogo ashanirushia boxer kwa mabega 😂.
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Unatafuta foreign cookies uliacha kwa meza alafu kidogo unaona mum akipiga Somersets kwa uwanja 😂😂.
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Ukiwa dryspell ushago alafu ukumbuke shosh huwa anakuita bwana yake 😂😂>>>.
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Huku ushago network ya Airtel ndio inashika fty , safaricom maybe upande juu ya mti ama usimame at a specific point 😂😂🫴.
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Unapigana na mkamba alafu ukimlima ngumi unaskia ni kama unapiga hewa bana 😂😂💀.
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Pale high-school kuna mkamba aliandika njilobu badala ya bulb, sijawai isha namna hiyo buana 😂😂.
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Leo sitakubali kudinywa na Patel, kwani Mimi ni milayas 😂😂🫴.
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Leo nimekua Sandwiched in between two beautiful ladies kwa matatu ,eei ata bubu hanyamazangi hivo 😂😂💀.
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Sai nikutembea na simu at hand bana , one single step mistake unaachwa.
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Unamaliza kula kwa kibandaski alafu unaoana cook akijikuna sendes na serving spoon 💀.
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Siet !, nimetoka kwa nyumba mbio kumbe ni jirani anapuliza trumpet, karibu nidhani mkuu amesahau kunipea mabawa 😂😂.
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Kama umenyonga leo juatu hivo ndio mwaka imeharibika ,try again next year 😂😂💀.
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