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Serving NYSC corper, Buguma, Rivers State 2014.
During the presidential elections, an AK47 was put in my face by my own student.
He said “Sir, please don’t try any nonsense, this no be school, this is real life”
Taribo was the 2nd best student in my class.
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It's exactly 3 months since my $4k/pm remote offer was rescinded because the Head of Recruitment went to fight war in Ukraine and died without signing my offer letter.
Happy New Month.
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March was super amazing to me. Dad landed a new post-retirement role as a lecturer in UI, lil bro got a great job in EY London, I got promoted at work & Wifey's business took a massive leap.
The way wey God dey take answer my prayers these days ehn. Mofo!🙏
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Again they took my Penis in Yaba on a Wednesday. I got it back at Covenant Christian Centre Yaba that same Wednesday. Lol
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By the way, Nigerian Startups pay way higher than the biggest and oldest establishments across entry level and mid-level roles
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@Funmilola
Lagos-Ibadan 2011. Mad Accident! Dead bodies everywhere. Mum stopped her car. Picked up the only breathing but badly injured man and rushed him to IB. Paid for his bills and visited till he opened his eyes on the fifth day.
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Lmaooo. I remember telling my girlfriend (now wife) then and she simply put her hand on her head shouting mogbe, moku.
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@CoCo_Lagos
This is bad. You have zero emotional intelligence. You don't use someone's misfortune to make a positive note about yourself.
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@engimabrother
Hey man, My PPA was previously Krakama but I was transferred to Ido. I lived at KNC though…we had a temporary lodge at one of the main buildings.
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@Bukayor_BK
Dude craziest day of my life. I was actually looking for Pastor Poju to lay hands oo but he had left. But when I told 2 random pastors. Faya for faya oooooo! Bracadamandrabatulashi!
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@Mochievous
American institutions are built on structures that follow the law and are more or less impossible to extern ally influence
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A by-product of listing your start-up on
@getequity
is free premium PR. The first time I heard about Mizala and Nguvu was when they listed. You list then boooom, you seem to be everywhere!
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@BrianJDennis
Lmao. The same Rivers State that is arguably the most violent place in the world? I spent a year in Rivers and I escaped kidnapping twice, my house was burnt and was caught in a cross fire between cultists in Buguma.
Abeg shift!
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Wow! Thanks
@nesabymakers
.My twitter people please help your guy get 1k tweets! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏.
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Leading growth at an early stage Naija start-up is a crazy job!
One day you are engrossed in data on GA. The next day you are in Isale Eko literally begging market women to listen to you!
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One thing I'm sure of is Jesus will turn up for me again as he has always done. That being said, wifey & I just started a women's RTW/MTO brand. Please follow
@fairiesbyyemi
on IG.
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@CaptainArinze
Driving uber for 6 months and I've not had a single rude encounter from any lady. I think they probably "woju" before they choose to be rude.
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@itsTomiwa
Definitely Yoruba, the way Igbos and Hausas pick it up so easily amazes me. As for Igbo, that language is as difficult as the Nigerian situation.
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The main reason you thought they were poor penalties was because the keepers guessed rightly. If they had gone the other way, they would have been perfect penalties. So, the keepers deserve all the credits!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the PRO of the World class Nigerian Police Force.
I was driving today in abuja, and one road safety officer who wanted to arrest me for using phone, heard me instructing the DPO to put one person in d cell, he just saluted me, and passed me. This is to say "to every rule, there must be an exception to save some situations". Lol
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Have you seen
@canva
's new update? You can connect your
@googlesheets
and automatically create beautiful charts graphs from your data.
My monthly report is about to be litty lit!
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@Lord_Fimbs
@BrianJDennis
Your experience is valid but don't you dare invalidate my experience. I will try to send you pictures and give you more details if you want!
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@SheunAdeola
My pocket money in OAU was 7500 per month. My Bunkie in Year 1 lived on 2500 per month. We all basically survived by sharing everything from clothes to food.
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My guy sent this to me 2 days ago. An internal memo that says working hours for all employees at Dangote fertilizers is now 8am - 8pm. A whopping 12 hours!!!.
This is so wrong! This is modern day slavery. Please RT till it gets to
@DangoteGroup
& relevant authorities.
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@BrianJDennis
@Dlaureate
@CaptainArinze
This is a big issue most times even for men so I start my ride with " I'm not too conversant with your destination so I'll be following the map. Let me know if you have a better route"
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If you parked your car in Lagos Island/Marina, I beg you in the name of God, drive to VI right now.
This rain is looking like the other one that swallowed Lagos last month!
Camry 08 brainbox is now 160k oooo
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I think this should solve the argument. I largely agree with this.
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@almaasinobi
@Yettyclassy
One room o. Lagos is a shithole of expensive things. Very neat apartment though.
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@NaijaFlyingDr
During Ramadan and Ileya, he pays "zakat" to his staff in HQ and sometimes on his brothday. Gives random dollars to lucky staff members too.
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Again, marketing is a thankless job! Everybody knows better than the marketer. Dear Marketer, learn to ignore the distracting noise and just hit your targets.
the person that came up with that "japa to prime video" copy must think they are the shit
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@TosinOlugbenga
@Dola_Fagsam
Please tell us what they did wrong then show me a better and more reliable TV station.
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In a bit of police issue.
Sabo Yaba Police arrested my carpenter who was working in a new space I just rented for trespassing Despite showing them my receipt and tenancy agreement. The innocent man must not sleep in jail
Please help if you can
@SavvyRinu
.
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@BashirElRufai
@Horlah03
The son of a whole Governor...lmao! Nigeria, a nation without consequences!
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@Olumuyiwa__
Same here oo. I remove the lump I need to save then simply free style with the rest. If e finish e before next salary e Don finish be that.
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Be paying your designer 500k and be looking for 100k copywriter.
Your startup will not grow in Jesus name!
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@SamAkinlotan
@JayRomee_
Mum introduced me to her cooperatives and now I fully understand how it works. I've got access to my savings at the snap of my finger. I belong to 3 cooperatives now and my finances have never been better!
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You never can tell sha!😁
@nesabymakers
just went through your website and I don't have 300k. How many retweets for a 50% scholarship?🙏
I think 100 folks just followed me because of this tweet so I’ll just drop the following:
- If you’re just starting, use (they have a structured curriculum)
- If you want a little hand holding, apply to
@nesabymakers
or
@LambdaSchool
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#Happy2021
guys. This is gna be the super year of personal branding.
Starting from tomorrow I'll be sharing with you my 4+ years of
#DigitalMarketing
and how digital tools might just be the difference between thriving and surviving.
I promise you'll love it!
Leggo!
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Nigeria has failed to prepare for AFCON so please don't put Bible on your TV when Super Eagles is playing because God does not support mediocrity.
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But I trust Jesus to turn up for me again as he has done for me all year around.
#gratefulheart
It's exactly 3 months since my $4k/pm remote offer was rescinded because the Head of Recruitment went to fight war in Ukraine and died without signing my offer letter.
Happy New Month.
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Culture is largely a buzzword in most Naija startups. The only culture the Nigerian employee wants is an increasingly GREAT SALARY and they will hop from job to job till they get what they want (deserve)
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Y’all obviously underestimate how rampant cultism was in the Kalabari area of Rivers state. Cult clashes led by students were a norm.
Anyways, Taribo went on to rob me and other corpers, then he and his boys set fire to our lodge in KNC and the makeshift INEC store downstairs.
Serving NYSC corper, Buguma, Rivers State 2014.
During the presidential elections, an AK47 was put in my face by my own student.
He said “Sir, please don’t try any nonsense, this no be school, this is real life”
Taribo was the 2nd best student in my class.
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@bibe_habib
@NaijaFlyingDr
Samad gives it irrespective of religion. I've got 2 neigbors that work at BUA and you can feel the excitement in their voices when they talk about "samad" or "my chairman"
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@okwy_ekwueme
@DrCOmole
@psbrainbow
Bro you get time oo. He knows what he is doing. It's meant to be a clever analogy but he forgot his candidate is a Danfo driver in his analogy.
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@AkwariCharles
@Cakewitch_eris
Ogbakiri, Buguma, Abonema, Krakama and whole Kalabari are where teenagers are literally bred for cultism. My own student robbed me on election day with a gun pointed to my chest. Crazy place mehn!
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@alexlobaloba
Alaye find a way to let them no your tyre sizes because this women fit just use eye gauge am go buy keke tyre for you.
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Your point is valid but the model is not sustainable for Nigerian Fashion designers. The model is very susceptible to loss. My wife still has over 1m worth of clothes from over 2 years ago that she's yet to sell. Want real RTW? ENTER BOUTIQUE!
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PR is powerful sha. I was almost going to agree with him but HELL NO! Ko ni dafun crowwe.
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@SheunAdeola
@Harri_Obi
@teefahxoxo
I no need enter boot. My wheel spanner dey dey below my sit. And I don't think he would have tried this with a man.
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Don't leave your 9 - 5 to pursue your "dream" without proper planning. Believe me you don't want to be jobless in Lagos. Don't let "passion" kobalize you oooo.
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Dear "Naija Feminist", it wouldn't cost you anything to show some empathy about Izu's wrongful accusation and death.
Thank you.
RIP Izu.
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@bigmanfarouk
Simple “Oga you are not suppose to park there. Please move your car forward”
But you want to take the car away for “evidence” for simply parking in a place that’s neither threatening nor obstructive to traffic.
@followlastma
this is wrong!
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For everyone single youth that said a vote for anyone other than Buhari & Atiku is a wasted vote. You'll not enter CANADA in Jesus name!😐😐😐😐
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@_valkiing
Rema's only Jam was Dumebi. In my opinion Fireboy and Joeboy are far more deserving
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@OgbeniDipo
Damn I really needed this. I am good enough. I have the power and wisdom to run the best digital campaigns. I create amazing content. I manage my team awesomely. I am much more than good enough!!!!!
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@dondekojo
He is a third class Oba in Yorubaland. But because its Lagos, the Oniru's prominence in the Social life of Lagos makes the stool look important. In reality, he is just a baale.
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@presh_enigma
@AkwariCharles
2015 I was in Krakama, got myself reposted to Buguma. My lodge at KNC was where the whole election material was kept.The building was set on fire. We all escaped being burnt to death by mere luck. If I should tell this whole story ehn.
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Developers help your product come to live. Marketing keeps it alive. Pay your Marketers well too!
Unpopular opinions about tech in Africa that would get you in this position?
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Fuck likes! Here are the social media metrics you should care about as a small business. Short thread...
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One good thing about working from home for me is that instead of spending 5pm - 7pm in Lagos Traffic, I pick up Ire in school and cook before wifey gets back from work.
She's always so happy when she gets back to food in the house. lol
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Tinubu Don collect Osinbajo photographer join.
Grateful to Almighty Allah for journey mercies.
Glad to be home and looking forward to what is ahead. Eid Mubarak.
#BAT23
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@hackSultan
@royalties_pc
You will still park outside and remove your battery every night but thieves will still steal your Lexus brainbox and emblem. You will go to Ladipo and buy it all back for 400k
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After PS2 na PS4 boys enjoy pass. This PS5 na just status symbol.
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@BashirAhmaad
By the time you finish pushing everyone to the wall, they will fight back and the mother of all protests will be born.
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