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Breaking: Kirby to change his wife’s name to Miss. Terry
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@manianca
@RealCandaceO
@realDonaldTrump
He’s working on prison reform. His economic policies have helped minorities. - Carson at HUD is working to improve low income housing. This notion that he’s racist and hates blacks is just bs.
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I wonder if the NCAA will continue Ole Miss's lifetime ban from the SEC Championship game?
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@BrandonStraka
Sad that these days you can’t walk away - you have to run away from violent Democrats
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The Dax Hill thing feels like a planned set up from the start so Michigan can claim they beat bama at something .
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Kalen needs guys that are loyal to him. I’m ok with the TRob news
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If the Goat can be replaced in 48 hours. Replacing one receiver is nothing
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Auburn gonna get two solid weeks of rat poison and bama gonna get two weeks of “they gonna get beat”
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At the grocery store today mother with two kids couldn’t pay for all her groceries. Everyone around pitched in not only got the groceries she had, but took her around the store to get some more so she and those babies had plenty to eatThere are good things going on in this world.
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If we had never experienced Tua we would be excited about Mac Jones.
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@DeTabachnick
@JoshRyanSports
@benshapiro
He’s a clinical Psychologist from Harvard that is highly gifted. He is well-qualified to speak on what he’s talking about
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FYI bama fans - there is a button fund raiser for Officer Cousette's family this weekend. UA frats and sor. have raised over 15 k for the family and are shooting for 20k by the weekend. They are taking donations all day today and tomorrow at this store:
THE ROW
705 Paul Bryant Dr
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Nick while the coaching carousel is spinning 1000 miles an hour in the SEC
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The assistant coaches not beating their wives mostly
So, as the Buckeyes run out this clock, what was the most impressive part of this game for you?
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So happy to hear Nick say that Miss Terry rumors aren’t true.
Now give her a statue
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@MichaelKeaton
The thing is - Trump has facts on his side. Walls work. The borders are a mess.
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At the moment Mississippi State is really good, enjoy it, because after tonight they will become overrated
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We all need someone to look at us the way Hunter looks at Red Panda
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Due to the struggles of the bama qbs, Nick has picked up a under the radar qb - Brody Sims - to fill in.
#shhh
http://t.co/jL0ex9yUv0
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That’s one tough press conference with the goat staring at you. Dude has balls of steel
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Just wondering if this twitter crack down on hate speech includes hate speech toward Auburn. Because I hate those bastards
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The sun came out today. My sister had a heathy baby boy last night. Perspective is a good thing.
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You remember the iron bowl when Auburn won and then lost the sec championship and bama got in the playoffs and they didn’t. I love remembering that.
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@RealRonHoward
The senate should be as one sided as the House was. If we were really fair it would be thrown out completely. The DNC is a disgrace
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@ScottAdamsSays
this is loserthink 101
Yesterday Trump came to Austin and I wanted to find out the worst thing he said or did that finally drove these Americans to protest him...
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Text from my 86 year old grandmother just now
“What’s worse than being Alabama this year?” ...Georgia every year. Hahaha”
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Y’all ready?
The Bill O’Brien experiment at Alabama is now likely over.
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@bhweingarten
@baseballcrank
The Irianian spy ring starts with Obama and Valerie Jarrett who’s dad was an Iranian general
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Now do Clemson
"Alabama's schedule is a joke next year. It's a complete joke. To think they are going to get challenged in more than 2 games next year is just not realistic" -
@colecubelic
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This never gets old
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I want to go back to the good old days when our players were just getting shot in August.
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We should have scheduled FSU for an easier game.
With that “gauntlet” that Bama has to run through who would have thought the toughest test would come from Citadel???
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Let’s be honest it was really the LSU-Bama game
Yet again, the SEC Championship Game was the true national championship
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I don’t want to ever hear Urban compared to Nick again. Nick has never had a bama team get his ass kicked like this.
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When you and
@ScottAdamsSays
this would be bad - I B-lined it to the store and prepped. Nice not having to get in that mess.
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Responsible for 7 of the top 21 recruits and ranked 15th nationally for assistant recruiters in 23.
Sources: Alabama is expected to hire Wisconsin safeties coach/CO-DC Colin Hitschler as an assistant coach.
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@StandForBetter
@elonmusk
Because no one cares and it’s embarrassing that Ukraine gets priority over Americans
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Banged up bama was still the 4th best team this year. Screw the committee
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We need to slow down in the Golding hate - he’s one of the brightest young minds in the game. He’s having to coach from the field because he has a squad of Freshman. We need coaches to stay around.
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Seems folks are changing their optimism about Tua returning - I don’t think any one knows - bama will be fine at qb if he chooses to go pro.
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@TheUACoaches
@jwbul287
@RashaunRyan
Some poor UGA player only has one more night to enjoy his ankles
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@VanLathan
That hat is about being our best. It’s about economic opportunity and free thinking for minorities. And a better economy for all. Sorry you’ve been brainwashed to think Trump is a racist - he’s not. Snap out of your hallucination.
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Heather is an idiot - don’t be heather
Yes. Alabama's ONLY WIN against a P5 opponent over .500 is vs. A&M. 4 of their opponents play today, and even with wins will still be under .500. Clemson has 3 road wins, A&M win, and BC, Louisville and FSU also over .500. FSU and UNC have a chance today. Bama's opp curr 26-39
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Nick better report LSU for that faking injury bs. Slowed down the offensive/defensive momentum and gave them 5 extra timeouts
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Johnathon Allen's favorite meal is a bowl of auburn spirit
Don't expect 3 years of bad offensive decisions to be fixed in a week. Emotions are our only hope, be sure
#auburntiger
is strong in spirit
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Bama hasn't faced a qb like A̶l̶l̶e̶n̶ D̶o̶b̶b̶s̶ D̶a̶k̶ ̶C̶o̶o̶k̶ Watson
#TweetLikeANationalSportsWriter
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Found out a very good friend of my passed with a sudden stroke at 47. In the sadness today, i keep thinking I just want to live every day like it’s my last. I want to enjoy my family and my friends and treasure the time with them. ..
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If someone would have told me this the day mike price got fired I would’ve laughed in their face.
Alabama is 127-12 with 5 national championships since 2009. Tide can win its 6th national title in ten years Monday night.
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@strugglemade105
Champions don’t quit on their team
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This game absolutely proves that the committee got it 100% correct
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Good we are not the poors
Nick Saban said he would not support Alabama playing a Thursday game.
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@jwlowery29
I would agree with that if they had a play, Alabama schedule, but this year they play no one
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