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🔞 | I’m a 21 y/o transfem who gets way too much enjoyment thinking and writing about people(usually myself) turning into blueberries. Blame my parents.
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I finally posted that scifi inflation story I had been sitting on!! It’s a bit of a longer read(4000+ words 😭) but I hope you all enjoy it, I think you will! And keep in mind, this is the 1st chapter of a setting I plan to expand(ha) on a lot! Enjoy!
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@falinfly
I’m not joking when I say I want to make stuff like this. Sensation-inducing cybernetic prosthetics. Modular genitals. So many people would benefit from having the choice and honestly it would be rad to get to design one
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"my son turned out fine" ma'am you have a blueberry for a daughter
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Marshmallow TF inflation that makes you sound like a playground dodgeball when someone slaps your fluffy belly
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@Syrenity64
@draywo
@epistemophagy
@Sinister_Sophia
@333voidGirl
Queerness is as natural to humanity as music, art and cooking. History has seen so many use “ideology” as a cover to hate the existence of a group. If our natural existence as free humans of self agency and safe expression is what you hate, the hate you harbor is for freedom.
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Saying “I feel funny” while fighting through fluster and unintentional pleasure responses during berry tf is actually one of the cutest things ever and I think anyone who does it should get a whole pack of gum with 20 sticks in it
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Local gay ass perv chews too much gum, diagnosed with rare horny for fruit disorder
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Pov: the brat who stole experimental gum wouldn’t stop chewing after firsthand witnessing why she was told not to chew it in the first place
Our full-scale test article reached 74 psi before it burst, which well exceeded (+22%)
#NASA
's recommended level of 60.8 psi. This test result is within 5% of the prior article (+27%) further verifying the scalability of this technology.
Full Video:
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Robot blueberries(the upgrade is another stick of gum)
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@lovecraftianfr1
@ScramRatz
Yeah living in the US is kind of a chemical nightmare given how much corpo dick the government sucks on a daily basis
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Fuck I am not doing a good job at beating the balloon slut allegations jcgckfkckcjc
Someone in the lab I work at turned on an air compressor in the other room and it almost immediately made me flustered and have to cross my legs while at my microscope station. I’m So Very Gay
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Btw is the thing that makes 3 course gum, and that changes fucking nothing
btw, this is the thing that makes lab meat
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Every time I see a blueberry meme it reminds me of this little ditty I made for my gf
I still see this get posted around sometimes
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@Cryptotweetgems
@highinchains
@strike_dr
I mean white replacement theories are made up, but they very much do exist and have been historically endorsed by eugenicists
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@TradHarryKim
@notLuiginotcool
@MichaelHF2023
@mrbadideas
@JoshuaPHilll
Yes. We all live on earth you sociopath, why are we killing people trying to escape bad situations from home. This would be like trying to run away from an abusive relationship only to be gunned down by a cop for speeding. It's just inhuman.
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05 wonka being directed by Tim Burton is so uniquely bizarre bc the 71 berry scene is like “oh haha looks like you took the gum you weren’t supposed to take you little brat” and meanwhile 05’s berry scene is scored like a soulslike boss fight and is written like cosmic horror
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@zodacle
How did you do that how the fuck did you sum up my experience completely and perfectly
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@HonsCupboard
@bluefolf
Imagine being genuinely upset over people customizing their own physical forms, that’s gotta be a pretty sad existence
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People who own blueberry suits: 1. Does it call to you like the green goblin mask and 2. What’s your personal favorite way to position yourself while it’s inflating
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@Profession00B35
@TiaMonettelove
@Aflgirl126
@TylerRex587
I saw it engraved into a marble plaque 300 years ago actually. Curious
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what if…
A reality competition series based on ‘WILLY WONKA’S CHOCOLATE FACTORY’ is in the works at Netflix.
(Source: Deadline)
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It’s so fun how on here you just have the ability to make a bunch of girls mash their keyboards by telling them their nose is blue, and that they just couldn’t help themselves could they,, aand it was inevitable anyway and they make a much better blueberry than person and and-
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@CatgirlAnarcho
I love how in every one of these, the "straight" man in question describes himself as a twink
Like bestie you didn't even need to deliver the punchline we already know
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@RileyL52131462
@skyera1n
@NiohBerg
Why is it necessary that we play games or go on spontaneous night drives and snack trips? It isn’t, but we do it because we want to. It doesn’t *have* to be necessary. It’s just because people in the medical wanted to express support for a marginalized community.
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THE TINY MIKE TEAVEE IN THE CORNER LOLL
All this Willy Wonka talk got got me to thinking I’ve never made a legit Willy Wonka print design
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If having your transgender awakening is sometimes called having your egg cracked, having your blueberry gender awakening should be called having your bubble popped
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“Blueberry’s a gender?”
“Correct.”
“BASED”
This one right here, you GET it
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How my metallic robot ass looks when i get out of the juicing room
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Veruca was so real for that county fair bit bc if I saw a parent watch their child undergo a body horror scenario, and then the first concern they voice is their child’s ability to live up to their own overachiever standards I’d be a bitch about it & tear into them no hesitation
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@WilliamLongstr7
Spirk has been around for like 50 years, I’m willing to bet the ship is older than you
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@adviljr
@D1srupt1vE1
@Inhumansoflate1
telling people they cannot bring a firearm into a building is a *bit* different from telling employees they can't stop working until the boss says so, even without any way of actually enforcing the rule it's just plain fucked up from a dignity and respect perspective
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@cartoonsonghard
DreamWorks hit gold with this one because it humanized some characters that we never really see the personal lives of in the bible. The story of Exodus was written to tell a story about a specific god, and the way it was reimagined in a lore-friendly way is amazing to me
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If a priest did this to me I would summon the antichrist out of spite
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Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I need to have a belly made out of this
i need you to understand, i am EXTREMELY normal about this material
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I can’t dodge the juice slut allegations anymore even my phone’s autosuggest is clocking me
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Blueberry brat who doesn’t heed anyone’s warnings about her face going blue until her belt snaps, call that Violet NoRegarde
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Violet hair, waiting for blueberry gum to come in the mail, slowly adopting more blue and purple themed fits... y'all on here really did give me blueberry gender lmaooo
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Wonka every time they end up with another blueberry(they just won’t listen, its like they *want* to be blueberries…)
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If I ever get to that whole redesign my own body from scratch thing I’ve always wanted to do I will make sure will scares people who think “hot robots” are just conventionally attractive women made of synthetic parts, mine will be metallic and freaky and weird as fuck
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The economy is in shambles(i cannot afford a 6 foot wide blueberry suit)
my new personal ideology is that the economic wellbeing of a society should be measured by how easily queer people can afford niche fetish gear
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Roald Dahl: wouldn’t it be fucked up if your parents raised you so poorly you turned into a giant blue sphere
7 year old me watching 2005 Wonka with my ableist parents, about to develop an intense affinity for blue candy: uh huh yeah wouldn’t that be insane
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It’s like watching bugs in a terrarium, only lacking the sense of life you see from insects interacting
it’s crazy how he wrote “the best of me” on the canvas and his brains were supposed to splatter on it to be poetic but the bullet didn’t leave his head so the canvas stayed blank and the real poetry ended up being that there was no best of him
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Writing blueberry tf without the ability to hypnotize myself into feeling what I’m writing is evil this must be fixed
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To all the cute berrygirls out there(that's ALL berrygirls):
I wish you *rubs your belly* a very happy *pats your head and feeds you another stick of gum* Valentine's *teases you about your obvious fluster you can't even hide* Day *rolls you to the juicing room* :3
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Sucks that all bursting is perma irl because holy shit would it mix things up a bit if we had the ability to fill up with insane volumes of fluid, burst then spawn back in. With the right drugs and inflation tech this could be revolutionary
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Kinda blueberry gender that the Water of Life from Dune is a blue serum, like what’s it gonna do to me? Turn my nose blue? Make my clothes tighten around my body? Make me big and round and a moaning, unintelligible mess? Nice try Frank Herbert I’m downing gallons of that shit
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Getting to explain blueberry gender to people is so fun, and has joined my list of personal favorite hyperfixation topics
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@clothingweapon
I can't remember the statistics offhand but like
It's so unsurprising that people with ADHD/autism have such a low employment rate because the way success and opportunity is doled out here is just by people making you jump through hoops. EVERY. DAY. OF. YOUR. LIFE.
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Blueberries should get an extra two weeks PTO and Fridays off for juicing
Why do I have to work for shmoneys I just wanna be blue today
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😳
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Just got my hair dyed, I feel kinda funny ๑>﹏<
For real tho this is so gender??? I need to wear more blue ehehe
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Why do they call it blueberry when you blue in the berry out juicy roll the berry
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Kiss marks that stretch and fade as the person they’re kissing inflates is such a beautiful concept and you should be proud
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Listen I’m trying to get to bed early tonight why did I have to see this now of all times😵💫
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And then it goes back to Deep Roy having a fucking blast doing the loompa choreography like we didn’t just witness the eldritch gods of fruit and harvest smite someone which is why I will always like Burton’s dark humor
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Also me at the dispensary trying desperately not to look too long at the blueberry edibles and blueberry cart after getting weed infused berry juice
I live near a very large grocery store that’s open 24 hours. Every time I visit it I keep seeing blueberry flavored foods and it is *so* hard to not just. Get them all with full intent to stuff myself into a fruity horny stupor
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@An4stimafilia
Oh my god this doesn’t need to be like a thing you just like the old designs better and that’s ok
You don’t gotta like be weird about it
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Having an inflation kink, being robot gendered, being incredibly submissive and having enjoyed the Portal series is a dangerous mix, especially when you work in a STEM environment
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@SoftieInDenial
@Marinnea_
@catdets
Calling your child horrid regularly and insulting him for making mistakes is 100% abuse
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Wait till you find out about the other side to this coin: being really annoying is more fun when someone uses that information to play to your weaknesses and just shuts you up. Truly the brat/brat tamer dynamic is a wonder of nature
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Beeberries are something I never considered before but cannot possibly ignore now that I know
sometimes a girl needs to be a bit sopping wet and sticky
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In irl situations if you point at me and go “you’re turning violet!” you legally own me that’s just how it works. I don’t know why I’m only realizing this one now given I already knew other lines from the movies that turn me on but I’m not complaining
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@TradHarryKim
@notLuiginotcool
@MichaelHF2023
@mrbadideas
@JoshuaPHilll
You best pray your land of origin never becomes destabilized enough that illegal immigration is necessary- eating words this nasty about your fellow human tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth. Empathy isn't a limited resource. We CAN improve the world by practicing it.🤎🤘
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I think having my body parts procedurally replaced with cybernetic counterparts and getting a tail and ears and given hydrogel skin and getting pinned down in a lab and pumped with several hundred gallons of blue liquid gel for “stress testing” would fix me
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[me fighting to find the right way to phrase this to a doctor of experimental transition] so Y’know how like in the hit classic Charlie And The Chocolate Factory-
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Hey so what if the Chocolate Factory was alive
depressed factory worker x the factory. this will be wonderful
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Juicy July will be over soon, remember to call maintenance for any juice tanks you need emptied. Do NOT!!!!! dump it down the drain or outside. It took a month to juice the deliriously horny 25 people caught in the rain last time too much contagious juice got into the clouds.
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How dare you call him creepy he is adorable and a friend to humankind :]
A Japanese IT engineer has created a creepy night lamp that crawls on robotic spider legs and leads you to the toilet in the middle of the night.
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@xildelphi
We fuck and then start building more of ourselves do the same thing and then we get drunk and begin to build a warp drive, that’s just the natural progression
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there will be a civil rights movement centered around expanding basic child rights one day and we will watch in real time as so, so, so many people out themselves as terrible human beings by opposing it in fear of their ability to control children as property will be revoked
i bring a sort of “children are the most vulnerable group on earth and all adults have a bare minimum obligation to protect them” vibe to the function that some online freaks find unsettling
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@ShayDa_idk
I need a tail to wrap around my lover to hold her closer and tighter this is not a want I legitimately will not die feeling whole and complete without one
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@TempMental
@GamersLmao45103
@brndxix
@TheGreeneBJ
So like freedom of and freedom from religious control? Or the belief that power lies belongs to the people, and not god, bloodline or money? Or do we just mean denying humans rights based off religious convictions and an affinity for weapon ownership
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This machine converts food into brainrot(I can now identify the glazed blueberry donut within half a second when looking from afar at the box of donuts my manager sometimes brings into work)
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I have two moods: Need To Fill A Whole Room(big and round), and Need To Fill A Whole Room(sapient supercomputer)
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@MarshmallowYuri
[microwaves you for 10 seconds so you puff up to five times your size] off to the marshmallow fluffing room with you [two handed shove, followed by the sound you hear before being KO’d by a 4square ball in 5th grade]
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Legitimately I think we can do so much better
This entire thing feels like the definitive case against AI creativity from now until the end of time. I'm genuinely convinced that a group of three to six blueberry inflation fetishists could make something a hundred times better than this with half the budget
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Not pregnant, just needs deflation and some aftercare. Make sure its components are ok afterwards because chances are it’ll try for bigger next time
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@HellboundBeast
One time I had a conversation with a coworker about hydroponics and he said he grew a big strawberry once and when I said “ooh the best fruits are the really big ones”, he responded with “ok but that’s so real, same” and I had to monitor my words and face so fucking carefully
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@ShareAnt1
@edzitron
If this was the case you wouldn’t need to compare an already famous inventor, the invention would speak for itself. The tech business AI bubble is not focused on any of the myriad applications of AI that will genuinely help humanity develop- its purpose is to generate income.
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God finding a little niche of freakazoids just like you is fun and I think it should be a universal human right to be able to find people that fill your specific weirdness niche
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Willy Wonka-ass chair
Spotted this chair today at Goodwill for 5 bucks. Looks like something right out of The Simpsons 😆
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“___ by birth blueberry by the grace of god” is so raw it’s up there with “I turn into a blueberry on the first date”
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WHY IS SHE SO GENDER YOU GO COMPUTER GIRL
I don't really have intentions of delving into the hellscape that is "modern Spongebob" discourse, but I will say one thing:
Having Karen emote is cute, and having her not attached to a wall is fun.
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Oh, the eternal dilemma of desperately wanting to burst out of your clothing, but knowing that you’d miss the outfit you would lose by doing so
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I have and continue to say that my entire body is my stim toy, which means that if you have permission to touch my body you should ABSOLUTELY give attention to the softest parts of it, it’s intimate in a uniquely sweet(and flustering) way and it’s nice to see people celebrate it
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Fuck this is doing things to me that I did not anticipate feeling today oh my god I’m so fuckingm Normal
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Heard someone talk about a yugioh card called “Elemental Hero Burstinatrix” and the word Burstinatrix is giving me ideas
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You can squeeze *this* software ANYDAY
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I have rewatched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory after some time and it psychologically broke me into admitting 2005 wonka is hot. I can’t even make it up anymore this brainrot really is just that deeply etched into my mind
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