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@DecafUtd
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No goalkeeper has ever kept a clean sheet when Rashford scored. Sensational talent 💫
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@DecafUtd
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This was Mason Greenwood the last time Arsenal played in the Champions League
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The most punchable face in football
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The fans want Ten Hag Rangnick wants Ten Hag Ten Hag wants United So we’ll appoint Pochettino.
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Since the start of 2022, Diogo Costa has saved 18 penalties. EIGHTEEN do you know how insane that is?
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@DecafUtd
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Divorced Martial and Engaged Rashford are gonna hit different, Trust me
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I'm crying we gave my man a 3 month headstart, came back and still clear 💀
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@DecafUtd
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Meanwhile Rashford vs City...
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@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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📸 - Saka is replaced by Odegaard.
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Coman after scoring vs PSG
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@DecafUtd
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They think looking like AC Milan will give them UCL 😭
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@DecafUtd
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Sancho Foden 122 career G/A 78 career G/A
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@DecafUtd
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Football won this week
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Undebatable at this point
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@DecafUtd
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My 8 and 10 Your 8 and 10
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@DecafUtd
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Sabitzer scored a goal before €120m
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@DecafUtd
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Can't believe how much I jinxed this city ucl win😭 Peep the opponent at the top right
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FIFA: We try to make our game as realistic as possible Also FIFA:
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@DecafUtd
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this is the problem with united fans, a sht player has one half decent game and they want him signing a new contract
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Antony has been a threat last night, I want to see more of that.
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@DecafUtd
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Jadon Sancho has scored in every FA cup game he played in. Generational 💫
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@DecafUtd
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Hate him or love him, Bruno Fernandes is the glue
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@DecafUtd
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Anthony Taylor's first half by numbers •Red card when Casemiro's leg clearly slipped off the ball •1 handball in the box, not given •Bruno fouled in the box, not given Unreal performance ✨
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@DecafUtd
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Ten hag on his way to break another record
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We’ve not won at Old Trafford since 2013🤢🤢
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@DecafUtd
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Love him but we've got to admit he's a bit of a bottler
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@DecafUtd
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@nocontextfooty Vini owns them 😭😭😭
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@mufcFilip Bellingham is clear of Pedri, gavi doesn't even come close
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Happy Jadon Sancho day ❤️😮‍💨
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I think we can all agree on this now
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Football needs Dortmund to win the Bundesliga
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@DecafUtd
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Thread of Harry Kane as a Bottle
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@DecafUtd
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@sportbible This is how you behave at a world event, not wearing pointless armbands disrespecting people's religion
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Hakimi is so lucky to have played with the goats
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Follow me btw
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Dortmund Sancho might be back uno 😮‍💨
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Liverpool fans don't get ahead of yourselves
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How did I forget Married Maguire and Father Donny 😭
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Football won this week
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One good tournament and a 120m price tag doesn't change anything
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🎙️| AWB on facing Mitoma: "Sometimes I gave him the ball on purpose just to collect it back."
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@TheFergusonWay Bayern trying to sign players that don't play for Hoffeinheim and Stuttgart
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Take me back man
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who you taking, Fred or Viera ?
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Lucia who?
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Do what Mourinho says
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scary how quickly United fans have written Sancho off ❤️
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This should be our starting XI going forward
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@markgoldbridge Bruno lower than mctominay
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Show me 4 footballers that perfectly describe your taste in football, I’ll go first.
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@UTDCJ_ hate is a weak word for what I have for him
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Bellingham doesn't deserve this man
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What stops this team from winning it all?
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@UtdEIIis Jack of all trades, master of none
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Who has been our best player post Fergie?
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Anti-Rashford? More like his b*tch 😭
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@ManagingBarca
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🚨 Xavi plans to use Ronald Araujo as the ‘Anti Rashford’ in the match vs Manchester United - personally marking him the whole match, like Vinicius. @fansjavimiguel [🎖️]
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@DecafUtd
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No need to compare, just enjoy them ❤️
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@DecafUtd
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•No tattoos •No rape charges •No bad attitude •No diving •No crazy haircuts ��No overtime PR Just pure class 💫
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@UtdEra_ @ManUtd corny ass edit 😭
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This is common knowledge, right???
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we didn't commit suicide at 40 😭
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@sportbible We can all agree Liverpool have the worst fans in the Premier League
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@Gideoomatic who's gonna track back 😭
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Happy Fathers Day @MoSalah
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While everyone's on about Garnacho, my boy dropped a masterclass ✨
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Mourinho signed Dalot & Fred, was 6th after 17 PL games, got sacked after losing 3-1 to Liverpool. Solskjaer signed Varane, Sancho & RONALDO, Man Utd are 7th after just 9 games, embarrassed 5-0 by Liverpool but Ole won't get sacked because he has the Utd "DNA"
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Kids these days will never understand how good this duo was
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@TheFergusonWay we're gonna get cooked for the fake blood 😭💀
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I speak for every United fan when I say we’re all with Bayern Munich today 🤍❤️
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My unbiased premier league team of the season
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We need new haters, the old ones have turned to fans
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Hope this helps
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@utdbrxy remember when we were looking for a better partner for #5 😭
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@UTDMoh_ Antony has scored important and beautiful goals for us, they're just dragging it at this point
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Antony is a rare breed and a colloseum of talent. Conspicuously the most versatile new generation footballer in the world. He is aplomb, temerarious, boisterous, voracious and cantankerously intrepid ✨
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he's played 47 games this season as a 16yr old. His hamstrings are gonna be so cooked by 20 then they'll end up loaning him to Brighton.
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🔵🔴🌟 Xavi: "Lamine Yamal is practically a chosen one". "His decision-making is exceptional. He's not perfect of course, he is 16... but how he makes a difference at such an age already tells you the type of player he is and can be". "His growth this year has been insane".
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What was the biggest fall off in football history?
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@CFCmirfy86 @SimonPeach Couldn't even make team of the year
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No way Burnley's manager has more goals than Grealish 😭😭😭
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Only "Top Reds" will think otherwise
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Investing in Dortmund till the Prem resumes >>>
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@sportbible It's not too late to delete
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This exists as well 😭😭😭
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@DxBruyneSZN They spent 170m on their midfield only to get owned by some kid from our academy 😭
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@StokeyyG2 America isn't a real place 😭
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The game was over before it even started
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@F4STFATI "Rashford is slow and Saka can't dribble" those are literally their biggest strengths 😭
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no screenshots today? 😂
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@cagiago_ bro waited two years to respond
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Tears in my eyes, Barcelona's greatest ever GK got bodied by 24yr old De gea😭😭😭
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Spain deserve this humbling for not calling up these beasts
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What's the biggest "fuck it I'm Marcus Rashford moment" ever?
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@JacKLynch321 @AguxroRole they were both in the same league when this happened
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We need new haters, the old ones turned to fans
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Foden this, Saka that. We've got the Neymar Co-sign
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For every like I'll name a RW better than Sakass
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