I cannot believe how huge this dog’s head is. Look at it, that’s whole goddamn Melon, a Whole Ham, a prize winning yam, the biggest sweet potato you’ve ever seen, fat head smushy face, babie,
God okay I’ll shut up about Witcher soon but when is the last time you’ve seen a lady in a show look like This
COME ON, DO TELL, NOTE THE LACK OF BOOBILY ARMOR
Cats who get fed multiple times a day, every day, and are slightly plumpened from housecat luxury: hneugh...hwouw...oh...oh god..I’m starving..I’m wasting away I..I have no choice...I MUST lick this dribble of pasta water off the floor...hnwoooouugghhhh, mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlp
Hold on lemme try that again, I see Many precious
#Pokefusions
, so here is a kind and gentle-
No it’s a monster, do not approach, I repeat, do Not Approach Mr. Cruel,
Arteests be like
*makes art, takes an image that existed only in their brains, in a mental mindscape of unreality, and brings it forth upon the physical plane like some kind of wizard*
“Ugh its all wrong, throw the whole thing away, I disgust myself with my hideous ineptitude”
Raise ur hand if this little bitch introduced you to the concept of nonbinary before ever having a word for it
Also to how good sleeveless + high neck tops are, cropped or otherwise,
Stop looking at election results bc they won’t be in tonight, instead look at the best human phenomenon known as “bipedal apes keep funny parts of statues at a high polish with their little mitts ”
I LIKE noble lady night brienne!
But what I WANT is more shitty grease bastard characters who are Also Women, you dig
It’s cool to see a glimpse of that, as well as sexy sorceresses who pay great prices and do terrible things
Or funny things, there are funny things
Every artist in quarantine as it sloooowly starts to get to them and they can’t draw anything despite having all the time in the world and nowhere else to go
Okay before anyone else points out brienne of Tarth in my notifs
I want to say I’m not just talking about the armor! it’s also the fact This character is kind of a bastard
Brienne is noble n shit, that lady smeared in blood and swaggering around, on the other hand,
AND AT LAST..I CAN SHARE THESE!!! Slightly different from early patreon even
I Liked Jollada so much I ended up COMPELLED to make a regional variant for it....because, brownblue goth mankey, MY BRAND!!
Mankey is MY baby now
#Pokemon
okay i know we're all talking about the wreck it ralph didney princess but WHO! IS! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO????????????????
*screams into mic alongside horrible electronic feedback*
HELLO?
//BLACK OUT IMAGES OF RIOTERS+PROTESTORS//
WEAR A MASK, GET TESTED
WHITE ALLIES- PROTECT, DONT INSTIGATE
COPS ESCALATE TO “JUSTIFY” FORCE
KEEP THE PEACE IF YOU CAN
LISTEN, EDUCATE, DONATE, STAY SAFE
I was feeling cranky, so here’s a landlords worst nightmare: pigeons and free housing
And being hunted in the streets I guess but who isn’t afraid of that
I JUST DONT SEE WHY SLASHERS SHOULD ALWAYS GO AFTER HORNY TEENS!! TIMES ARE A CHANGIN!!!
It’s hard to condense ships into a Mere Image, but here’s a FEW I could think of.......All come with a bounty of Slowburn Action and may be mixed and matched or involve more than only Two
FIRST there was Beautiful Blood Boy, now there’s Lovely Blood Lady! Who needs a spine when your midsection can just consist of Giant Hoselike Veins and a Lake of Endlessly Pumping Blood?
Comm for
@ChersoneseTrash
!
PS if you’re a Christian, like one of the ‘we actually care about other people’ ones, y’all need to straight up start excising the pus filled abscesses that slither around in your community like Right Now
Ur beliefs are so regularly weaponized it’s basically a Gun at this point
This time I will have no self control and post immediately- SOME REGIONAL MANKEY VARIANTS!!!! Because my favorite gets No Love
They’re basically yeti snow monkeys, so I guess the region could be the poké Himalayas
SPECIAL MOVE: DRY ICE aka OH GOD THIS SNOWBALL BURNS
#pokemon
Oh I almost forgot to post this- One au of ours has Horror Clowns who are also Spider people, here is one VEEERY tall spider clown
I for one, think they’re just precious, look at all those spots
You may have One (1) Spinel Universe, yes I love her, yes I’m 100% biased by the palette, wonder who it reminds me of
Gotta say, seeing what appears to be a flesh human being rubberhose in real life would be the stuff of nightmares
Therefore: perfect
WOOO happy June, here’s some more Trans Guardians!
I’ve had these drafted up for like two years and by some miracle decided to finish them up in the last couple days.
I did have Thoughts in design for Particular id’s per each, but that’s between u and them in the end, ain’t it
Good morning I just want to remind everyone once again that a birds “knees” are actually their ankles, and the only animal (that I know) with legitimate ‘Backwards knees’ are bats
Weirdos hip sockets just ROTATED ALL THE WAY ROUND
My first doodle of the month is a greasy dirt elf (yes it’s cookie) In ‘pretend to be an orc’ gear, here you go
I feel it might say something about me that THIS is my Super Ultra Comfort Zone pose
Watch where you step! A funny little slime baby who is definitely just eating beets, probably.
Another bi-monthly commission from the patron who brought you Cute Little Bat-folk, spindle thing, and more! Seriously tho had a lot of fun with this one, fun to interpret a Slime
My warhammer darktide honey baby sweetie pie, say hi to all the eras of Thavu! She is perfectly well adjusted and definitely not a ticking psychic time bomb
Pibbles are great bc once u get over the unjustly given but thoroughly ingrained Bogeyman reputation, they all just kinda look like This,
Happy melon headed potato babies with button eyes
Commission!! A lovely fellow named Fredric, who is also Very Large
ps since I’m Feelin good about comms lately-reminder that $5 patrons get first dibs via discord before slots go public!
Thinkin about doing a pretty piece for The Love Of My Life........so here’s some lil practice doodles
I happen to love a nice, beefy mchuge shovel-jaw underbite Venom, PERSONALLY
Hello everyone here for Vileape, here’s my fake primeape line that’s probably buried under a million cat tweets by now!
They’re based on baboons and geladas and would be native to an Africa-based region (one of multiple lbr)
Nintendo wont love mankey so they’re MINE now!!
“Humans are naturally selfish greedy assholes” is another lazy take on life to me
Like, are we looking at the same humans? The ones who’ve decided to live in large packs since forever, and taken care of eachother since forever, who hurt u that u think like that???
Every so often I am reminded of how DEEPLY annoyed I was with the casting of Katniss in the movies, when the description gave me a Very Distinct mental image
I drew her once as a teenager, so here she is again for this hill I still bark on
I REFUSE to retweet an ad, and I think the trailer is too long and tells me too much anyway, so I will spare you it
But do know there’s an upcoming horror movie set on the bottom of the ocean which has bleach buzzed Kristen Stewart as a main character, yeehaw baby
Am I a furry? Not really
Have I made one too many jokes about my dog fursona being a chihuahua? Perhaps,
They only come in two forms: shivering watery eyes or vibrating with condensed eyeball eating rage
Toes go click clack on hard wood
a lot of people think birds have backwards knees, but that's actually just their ankles, the knees are hidden
i am pleased to inform you all that bats, on the other hand, literally, anatomically, DO have backwards knees!
and nipples in their armpits but thats besides the point
SINCE THE BEGINNING, happy pride🌈✨
Hi this popped into my head and I’ve been Possessed to finish it. A little different from my other pride beasties, had to go hard for the all encompassing rainbow
WELL...I STILL HAVE TO POST ART IVE DONE I GUESS......here’s a comm finished recently for
@Rebelmechwolf
! Pardon the SHIFTING FLESH, it’s fine, they’re a doctor, kinda,
Meanwhile practically every image of this frog leaves me absolutely hysterical, I.....LOOK AT IT
ITS SO WET AND ROUND AND IS 90% MOUTH WITH HUNGRY LITTLE EYES
This actually won’t go public on patreon for another 2 days but I’m excited about it and want to share, HERE’S THE WINNER OF THIS MONTHS POLL....VENOM!!
Check it out, admire the slime baby, peek at my patreon, have a nice day
MORE FAKEMON....MORE!!! This time based on my character CROC
I’ve been thinking of her as the shepherd Pokémon, found around flocks o mareep and guarding them with Gusto
And of course, a special evolution with dark implications if u think about it, a Pokémon staple
Is it...could it be...yes! It's Her! Pearl Steven Universe!!
BIG page commission for jeejyboard, of their rough n tough version of pearl! The kind of pearl who thinks the recipe for concrete would be much improved with a heaping cup or ten of sugar
SHE’S HERE, TRANS GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE TRANS!
This is now a Big Ass Bumper Sticker that’ll be for the purchasin’ at Animazement! Which I Won’t be at, BUT,
@Pythosart
and
@flatw00ds
will be, with their own sweet stickies and some of mine!