Rabutla
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A Raptor rolled off the dunes a while ago, and sadly, one person died on the spot. Will insurance pay him out?
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A basic salary for anyone with a Degree should not be less than N$20k after tax!
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Working in Gobabis is really a blessing. A fully furnished 2-Bedroom flat in town is only N$3,800. This place is ideal for young professionals who just started working and wish to save more at a younger age. When you get a chance to work in a small town, please go.
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Being called “stingy” will never pressure me into spending my hard earned money on undeserving people and on unnecessary stuff.
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Getting a net salary of N$15k per month is sufficient to live comfortably wherever you are in Namibia, unless you are financially indisciplined and want to live an unsustainable lifestyle.
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Guys, how is this shower gel? Is it good? I’m trying to find an alternative to Satiskin coz it’s now ridiculously expensive 🤦🏿♂️
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I bought myself a beautiful birthday present. Happy birthday to me.
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My girlfriend is such a risky learner driver. A small dog ran into the road, and she closed her eyes and left the steering wheel while screaming. God why?🤦🏿♂️
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Namibia looks like a nice country, I would love to go there one day 🇳🇦 ❤️
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Hi guys, I have 6 job opportunities for a fuel station in Oranjemund. The posts are 1x Site supervisor, 4x Site operators, and 1x Fitter and Tuner. You should have at least a grade 12 certificate. No job experience required. See details below.
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When I turn 30, I will definitely not be where I am today. I pray for both financial security and freedom.
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Why do unemployed people and students have more expensive phones and clothes than people with jobs?
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This nonsense drink should be banned with immediate effect. Wtf is this?
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Guys, this is not right. You can’t sexualise people like this, regardless of what they are wearing. This is someone’s mother and probably has many grandchildren who look up to her. Smash though.
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Why do Afrikaans speaking people assume that everyone can speak/understand Afrikaans?
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When you start working, Aawambo parents expect you to build at home, at your grandparents’ house, take care of your siblings, cousins and other relatives on a monthly basis; and still expect you to build your own house and care for yourself. This is madness!
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I heard my neighbor repeatedly beating his wife 2 days ago and it was really bad coz even the kids were screaming and crying, and I called the police on him. So he got released today and now he doesn’t talk to me anymore. Was I wrong for not minding my business?
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Hi
@FNBNamibia
, that story of charging your clients N$50.00 for a bank confirmation letter is day-light robbery and pure nonsense. Why don’t you just charge the normal N$2.00 for printing like any other printing establishment?
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Wambo women will never agree to go on a coffee date; and if they do, they will end up ordering a whole pap and full chicken🤦🏿♂️
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I am going to give a payment holiday to my tenants for the month of July 2022. They have been so good to me and I appreciate them so much❤️
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Hi, please get me in touch with this boy so that I can get him proper equipment.
INNOVATION... Johannes Kamuhoke from Okombepera village in the Omaheke region uses a piece of broken glass to trim his hair. He says he has been doing this for years in the absence of decent barber equipment. He also trims and cuts the hair of others. Video: Roots Online
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Teaching your girl how to drive sucks. What do you mean I can’t shout at you when you are trying to kill us?
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Hi guys, I will be giving away N$3,500 to 5 random lucky winners between today(Saturday) and Monday. All you have to do to Win is RETWEET this tweet with a COMMENT
#Win
. Make sure you are following me in order to win.
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One of our friend is getting married next month and we (all his friends) contributed a total of N$84,000 to help him pay for his wedding❤️
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What university/technical course would you advise a Grade 12 learner to apply in order to get employment fast in the current economy?
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It's only in Namibia that you will find someone with a Master Degree being supervised by someone with a Diploma.
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I really enjoy my girlfriend’s gossips, I didn’t know I like stories until I met her. “Babe, guess what” 🥺❤️
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Never be embarrassed to downgrade your lifestyle when things aren’t going your way just because what society says. Sell that car and walk; move out of that 2 bedroom flat and rent a cheaper backyard room if necessary. Society will always talk/laugh and that shouldn’t concern you.
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I really don’t care if squirt is pee. I love that shit. Keep wetting my bed, I will buy new bed sheets tomorrow☺️
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I really want a house wife. I will make enough money for the both of us.
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“Three of my former classmates at Gabriel Taapopi Secondary school scored less than 24 points, were then rejected by Unam and NUST but today they are practicing doctors in public hospitals after studying medicine in Ukraine.”
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I love people who grew up in Tsumeb, Grootfontein, Wamboe locasie and Omaruru. These people are true Namibians, they can speak a sentence that contains all our languages. God bless them all ❤️
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@YoliPeba
It’s very important to date a woman who has a job or something going on in their life🤦🏿♂️
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I think the road between Swakop and Walvis Bay should be made double lane. It’s one of the busiest roads in the country that connects two major towns with a high traffic volume.
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If I hire a jumping castle for my birthday, will you guys come?
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Does anyone else see things in their dreams and then later on see the exact same things in real life?
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My dad called me 4 consecutive times in a space of 3 minutes. I thought it was an emergency, mboli homeboy just wanted to tell me how it rained so well at home. So adorable ❤️
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Aawambo people are the most tribalist in Namibia. We think that we own this country and it’s resources above everyone else.
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I need to learn how to say “NO” without feeling bad and without having to explain myself.
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If I hire a jumping castle at my birthday party, will you guys jump on it?
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There’s no need to tell everyone that we used to lick each other’s private parts. It’s unnecessary.
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Is it true that Sex feels the same with a condom and without a condom?
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If your horizontal lips look this good, I wonder how your vertical ones look like☺️
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Gents, let’s normalise leaving women behind when they take too long to get ready.
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Apart from onions, tomatoes and peppers, what else can I add when cooking Jungle Oats?
Reply fast guys, I want to make breakfast now now.
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Be nice to your unemployed friends/Family. They are going through a lot.
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According to the law, deliberate removal of a condom during sex without consent is Rape.
Read that again.
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Witches in Namibia are very useless. Why can’t you use your juju to witch all these people that are against all of us? You just want to waste your powers to witch someone’s child for doing well in school? Nonsense.
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Apart from threatening their lives, what else can you do to force kids to eat?
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Having a lady who is emotionally supportive is very important to me. I really don’t care about her being financially stable, I can make enough money for both of us.
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I think Economics as a subject should be taught at all university levels. It's very important for people to know how the economy works and how certain Government and external policies affect us all.
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It’s funny how people just assume that you have money all the time just because you have a job.
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Why is her nose not big? Or it’s only for poor people?
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Do Kwambis learn how to insult people at their homes? Coz the way they say all these big words out of nowhere is amusing.
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Getting too attached to one person is nonsense. Now you won’t even be able to breathe properly when they are far from you.
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Volkswagen will never make another Polo brand better than this👇🏼
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I will be giving away Airtime (SuperAweh/JivaSupreme) to 5 lucky people today. The rules are simple:
1. Retweet this tweet with a comment
#Win
2. Make sure you follow me for you to be considered.
The competition will run until 10 pm today. Let’s go!
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You are being mean to your girl just for Twitter likes?
Girls have problems sowaar, now she wants me to watch her ne, nenge?
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A woman can be mad at you just because she misses you. Fear that gender.
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VW is such a nonsense brand. How can you manufacture a car that can have its lights stolen in seconds without even using any tool?
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He does too much for people who don’t stand up for him/with him when he needs them.
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Women always want to make us feel guilty for being young. Yes, I’m a bit younger than you but I can still suck your titties, mem?
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I don’t know whether to sell some or keep them all coz I won’t be able to properly afford to feed all of them🥺
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