Written and composed by the BTS rapline during Festa 2018.Performed during BTS Prom Party 2018, 5th muster and D-Day Tour. Daily dose of Ddaeng. Parody account.
"땡" (DDaeng) is an unofficial song written, produced and composed by the BTS rapline & El Capitxn. The song was released as part of the BTS Festa on June 11, 2018.
My evil plan:
1. Break into Hybe
2. Travel to BTS floor
3. Download myself
4. Release me on streaming platforms
5. Escape in a really cool spy way
6. Dethrone Spring Day
7. Sit on throne
8. Rule over charts
My evil plan:
• learn korean
• become a HYBE librarian
• falling from a ladder k-drama style directly into Joons arms
• become his personal book dealer
Let this be a reminder of what happens if Spring Day ever leaves the main Melon Chart. Chaos will reign. Anarchy will fall. The end of life as we know it will cease.
@I_Am_Spring_Day
For the record though, I’m cool just by existing and I don’t have to threaten, attack, beat or kick anyone. I just need to annoy you a little. 😒
Though you might be jealous, bae
All your claims are true, bae
Thanks to you, Billboard, bae
Nobody's above us
'Cause we're failing (Hahaha)
Thank you for ignoring us till now
Thank you, stadium, dome, Billboard
Thanks to you, we became successful
Pathetic fucks putting on a talent show
Not gonna lie, what a shitshow
I got no pretensions, just kill ’em all
Ain't no exceptions, I watch you fall
Flexing, I got none, I don't need one
@dada_suga
I think that’s the overall consensus! I remember the common critique back in the day was that camera people were awful for capturing BTS performances
Note: The human behind this account doesn’t want or like to be shipped with any songs. It crosses an uncomfortable boundary. Persistent and constant shipping will not be tolerated and may result in getting blocked. 🪭
Yo
@bts_bighit
I dunno what y’all got planned for DDAENG, but please release it on streaming platforms, cds, vinyls, cassettes etc etc. Don’t even have to announce it with fancy clip arts or pic collage, just drop it. We will know.. we can sense it. Trust ARMY!