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i made a private account, if we ever talked at all or you are A Big Fan of Mine (👍) you can request it:
@FrontalLobe771
tweets will be mainly about rly rly niche stuff actually nobody cares about, being happy and lying
idk how frequently ill use it bc this acc here IS my priv
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@NAAAYIL
content creators the second a new female skin drops making the funny malphite joke
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why is there no food that is:
-cheap
-low effort to make
-somewhat healthy
-has a lot of calories
-can be eaten cold
anyone who is into food or eats a lot of food, any ideas?
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@katrinaxcv
@evainelol
wait are there actual allegations or is it just twitter people going mental over an age gap, i will cease the sagemommyposting if it's the former
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is this this guys actual voice or is he doing a bit, listening to this makes me sickk
IMPORTANT NEWS FOR JUNGLERS!!!
IF YOU'RE A JUNGLER FCKIN LISTEN TO THIS I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OMG "I CAN'T GANK PRE 6"
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@RiotPhroxzon
can you add some scaling to the rock pickup speed, i don't wanna spend 1 second pulling that thing out of the ground at level 16, the main Damage spell
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heyy not new to
#leaguetwt
, looking for new people to reply to and all that
• 24, austrian
• kindred player
• studying lingustics
• i also play genshin (
#genshintwt
) and am employed (
#employedtwt
) but i don't really tweet about that
follow for moots, RT for Good Fortune :)
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@zac_gaming__
Now, same scenario except the Kha has a suicide note directly writing that he was intending to die to gromp topside
AND the Zac is heavily intoxicated
What do u guys think happens
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@KattenEUW
enjoy your malzahar skin, a champion you love and play, thank you for being honorable on the rift 💪
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past 2 months
meet person -> seems cool -> raging homophobe
meet person -> seems cool -> radical religious extremist
meet person -> seems cool -> actual narcissism disorder
meet person -> seems cool -> actual nazi
i think im done meeting people for a bit? friendlist full?
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Me: I don't know if I like her, or the attention she gives me
Spiritual guy in my comments: Bro you just have to look inwards, and the truth will reveal itself
Me: i guess you're right, thanks
zac_gaming__: There is a huge bug rn in PBE that only affects Zac that Riot has igno
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DrDisRespect and Hexwreck Lucas: *shooting hoops in heaven*
Doc: "Wow its cold i should cheat on my wife with a 17 year old"
Hexwreck: "Nah bro! I'm a bottom!
*Hexwreck airballs and hits a guy*
Hexwreck: "pass the ball bro!"
*Aibax turn around*
Aibax: Got room for one more?
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she isn't actually that heavy? considering your dating history i'm just not believing you
ight this is clearly gonna become something controversial so ill say it here and im not gonna further comment on it — my cat was in my backyard in the middle of winter hiding under my patio. we have never owned a cat before her, so we made the mistake of overfeeding her or not
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my opinion on how hard it is to learn a language from scratch to native level (assuming Esperanto native language)
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@DeafenKR
ok but see the 300 as an investment in your brand over the years, which now has come to an end because RiotGorillamother from the skins team couldn't get their desired ingame name
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@hhhhertz
what the hell i thought this aibax guy was normal but ig its league twt what can you expect
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does anyone else remove the disgusting yellow part from their eggs before frying them or just me
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@NEACETWEETS
tip: nobody cares if you're a challenger/GM/high masters coach as long as you don't lie about it
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normal people privs: feel like making out with my shotgun today and god is dead and everyone hates me
riot twitch priv: uqiebaby up on my johnson, im feeling fantastic
this riot twich retard made a priv to talk about how he has sex with his partner??? CBA
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@evainelol
@Aibax_
@babyjubes
i need help with my assignment my metamask got hacked any essay writers i need emote commissions for twitch and discord instagram account locked sexy onlyfans
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@comfypill
never happened
if it happened, i dont remember it
if i remember it, it wasnt even that bad
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hawolt going from
i can permaban people or give them infinite rp with this script
to
might get shot irl for playing the game
has to be one of the arcs of all time
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@Not_kaeru
@SkinSpotlights
yeah league only has like 10 billion concurrent players for the past 10 years, no replayability
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i really want to get more involved with the league community, but i just simply can't force myself to flirt with minors online, anyone got any tips
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still deciding on wether i should simp for him or continue hating on him for his hwei cosplay
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guys i am a portugal expert and did you know that they are actually paying you money to receive healthcare in portugal, this is conclusive proof that the zac guy is throwing his online life away for a quick buck
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@bor_dre
@miZuEUW
@R9SLoL
@xLootcrate
@CptBuns
on a fresh account it does take your normal mmr into account when first trying to place you in ranked, but after that the 2 mmrs are entirely separate
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i need gym advice, i wanna do this machine but i don't have 4 arms, any idea what i can do instead for shoulders?
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call me a sanrio character the way i say hello to my kitty on discord every morning
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why did my mother frame an AI generated picture of Tom and Jerry in the hospital, what is happening in this house while i'm away
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@thecirclecarlos
@CarlosR
i joined the circle and now my hair started growing back this is incredible
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hii guys, just finished my first league edit, would really make my day if you showed some love
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found out my dad gets 150+ likes and comments from real people on his random dog images he posts on facebook, meanwhile i post actual bangers on twitter that get 9 likes and a comment from 360nurse (not a geologist) identifying it as coal ?
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weirdest joke i've seen in a while
My Experience with Alice @/RhyledUp (satire)
For too long, I've been trapped in a relationship with Alice. It's been a rollercoaster of emotions, filled with manipulation and toxicity. But it's time to break the silence and share my story.
Alice's behavior was unpredictable
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every time a woman that is (presumably) single posts a "me and who" on my timeline, i instantly DM them and confess my love.
they usually don't reply and/or block me, does anyone know why that is? is the cute relatable image or video not her & me? what is going on
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@zac_gaming__
for me it has to be zac hands down, legit one of the most mechanically intense, knucklebustingly difficult to pilot, incredible dexterity requiring champs there is, no question. you can literally feel the difference between a good zac and a bad zac ingame, it's nuts
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@KattenEUW
it was bugged so they did the only reasonable thing: remove the interaction instead of fixing the bug
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society: ai art is bad it steals from artists and takes their jobs, do not use it
also society: wtf deepL and google translate have gotten so good this is insane, i wont even need to hire a translator for my website anymore
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when the minecraft village generates at the edge of a cliff
The Bailong Elevator holds the Guinness World Record for being the world's tallest outdoor elevator. It stands 326 meters tall and is built on a steep cliff in the Wulingyuan area of Zhangjiajie, Hunan.
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Japanese pros:
-easy pronunciation
-easy basic grammar
-lots of media (anime, manga)
-aesthetically beautiful
-can learn how to have basic conversation very fast
Korean pros:
-Lee Sang-hyeok (Faker)
-Park Jae-hyuk (Ruler)
-Kang Chan-yong (Ambition)
-Hong Chang-hyeon (Pyosik)
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crazy how a guy less funny and with more aids than donganel hecarim suddenly spawned (didnt think it was possible)
even the tweet format is the same, please try even harder man
Do any kindhearted egirls or people willing to pretend to be a kindhearted egirl wanna e-date until I reach my goal?
An egirl on 𝓟𝓾𝓹𝓹𝔂𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭 finally told me what it'd take for her to give me a chance-
I just have to hit 13k. Easy. Peasy.
But in the meantime? I need a
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i'm not like the other boys
i don't like gym
i don't like food
i don't like music
the only thing giving me joy is sitting on the tram and staring at people
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my account is 100% my personality and thats why i get an average of 3 likes on my every thought (shoutout to you guys, love you)
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@Coziduck
pizza without cheese is like a life without love, i will not be going down this path
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not being able to be friends with minors is the most chronically online twitter retard opinion ever, like yeah youre probably not gonna have a lot in common with someone 6 years younger but you can be normal and play games together and shit, its not impossible
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(At international uni)
girl: So gross!
guy who only speaks english: she thinks i'm disgusting?
guy who only speaks german: she's into me?
me (flirting): Did you know that Vienna just won most livable city, again
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@Demonicore
@Dacky_1
adc being being happy that they are offered red buff, but also kinda upset that neither their akshan top nor their kindred jungle wanted it
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i want to own a house why is it physically spiritually conceptually financially impossible illegal to own a house for anyone born after 1995 whattt happened why do i need to send 1000 € every month into the void what ❓⁉️
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people with disposable income be like: i will spend my disposable income on things i enjoy
i ❤ enjoying things
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noo bro i'm so sorry, i know it's hard for you right now, where will you ever find another clingy, obsessed, mentally ill, unemployed, chronically online girl who needs constant reassurance, with insane mood swings and zero hobbies?
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@Pabu22
ok but zed has been one of the most frustrating and most banned champs since his release, even when he's really weak he's in the top 10 most banned champs most of the time, the current build is even more aids but the champ just makes people mad
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good day my beautiful friends, wishing every scalper a very cordial hang yourself on this fine morning
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me queueing twitter and asking "why are we not talking anymore, do you not like me 🥺" on random people's curiouscats, not having talked to this person in my life ever
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me: any historical figure?
wizard: that's right
[later at dinner]
Dante: you seem disappointed
me: *hiding lulu cosplay* it's fine
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