5’5 menace😌
@Davidclint146
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Underdog….Barry Von Trier|| I will unify all to equally despise me….part time psychopath
Joined November 2019
Pinning this till further notice.
The growth you’re looking for .is in the work you’re avoiding.
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Snaps like this from your girl can cure your depression.
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In a world where everyone is scared of death, the one who takes his life is called the coward….unreal😂.
i honestly think people who commit suicide are cowards.
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Hit the gym for that perfect body, work on your accent and wits, take skincare serious, your smell and clothing’s top notch. You will be surprised just how many more doors it’ll open for you.
After getting the money, what’s next?.
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Billing the guy outrageously cause you know he’ll not want to fumble around the babe>>>.
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Parents go be tyrant for their kids, meet grandkids finish con turn Barney😭.
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Even while sitting? The back pain during mid 50’s will be something to remember.
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The current economy no fit move you, you don de prepare e don tey.
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Thiefing….I de stay shop for my mama when she still de sell beer, I go de thief 1k from her purse on good market, 5h on fair days and 2h on bad days….took me 5 months to save 75k for my iPhone 7 then🥹.
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If I pull out, no be my papa born me.
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LMFAOOO, this put tears in my eyes dawg.My parents didn’t deserve this while I was a teenager but I did it, I regret it so much now and I try to make up for it a lot. Yasin I will work my hardest to get them out of this poverty life.
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By the time tinubu is done with us, location to do monthly dump no go de again.
Abuja Shoprite is closing its operations on June 30, 2024, due to the "current business climate"
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That first garri taste after constant eat outs will make you consider crime.
Going back to poverty after you don touch money na terrible feeling.
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My game so bad, if I de this kain setting na only me no go see babe nack….I go just de hear gist de do woww as e de pain me for inside chest😭.
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Just de bomb, one de e go click . - Bruno Fernandez.
The fact that Bruno hit this first-time without taking a touch is outrageous man.
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Okay👍🏽
If anyone tells you “who goes you, wida you ” or they try obtain anything from you. Don’t be scared and don’t run look them into the eye and tell them they no reach.
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There joor😂😂
Make I come press my mama money make she con baff me with more prayers again🙈.
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Dogs keh? So Devil go allow millions of people make am just like that?🤣
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Nigerians really put “free Palestine” for bio and display name, funny people😂.
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Ordinary ulcer pain, I de do like who de find spare lifeline😭.Me I no go play oo.
If men had menstrual cramps, we go still carry am play ball.
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“If e sweet for screenshot, e don reach to sell”. ~~ Aristotle.
You can take a 400x screenshot and end up selling for 150x 20 minutes later.
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1d, 21h, 1d, 21h, 1d, 21h…. one day you will make a mistake and I will be there
Day nine of attempting to capture the essence of the abyss through a digital medium
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@montero_997 Reasons people are not committing suicide.1) it’s a sin.2) they’re scared of the pain of death.3) loved ones would be sad. Remove all of this and turn death easy then watch a good half of the world end themselves.
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58 likes in 1hr keh? God abeg make this tweet no blow up make my mama no see am for blogs….I don die.
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@Aaliyah_Lillli “Your leg is paining you cause you’re pressing phone too much” na them I wan carry enter tiktok?😭.
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@MYJUJUDEYSTRONG She no need ask me come shop, na me go set alarm wake open shop, I know what I’m looking for.
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So you mean you finished writing a paper, went to somewhere else instead of your house, still wearing uniform instead of bathing and changing first and prolly informing another adult who you knew would’ve stopped you….?? Alright
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Beat your meat at night then post nut clarity go hit you with “see the nonsense you just finish, your mates de finish inside woman you loser” help!!😭😭.
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@FineManArtist Can’t do regardless cause I been de work with profit made per day so she go fit get capital take buy another merch.
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What an eventful night
Singing out of university tomorrow, all Glory belongs to God 🙏.
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@daniels_osi Why she no go collect sales boy make e de collect 20k per month? I GO MOVE THE FUNDS!!!.
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Maybe they love me at home
What does a convo with your parents look like?.
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The way I laughed…god I’m really a misogynist💔.
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That agenda must agend cause wym make she no talk sey she be minor? She de even help matured men know sey jail sentence de there but you want make she shut up. In this generation where 15yr old de big like 24yr old? Make she talk am oo.
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@Eni_Omils I am awkwardly boring, hate to talk with social anxiety, why you think sey I don hear gist taya?😭.
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Otida
These actually make you wonder if a condom is even in the mix. Plus it’s non latex. Win win imo 🤷🏽♀️.
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You think sey if na naija dem de bomb, those ones go do free Nigeria? Una no serious.
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LMFAOOO, she suppose de church ffs….Wetin she de do for Facebook dawg?
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If you didn’t care to reply, you shouldn’t care if they unsend except you’re just trying to feed your pretty girl ego by having tons of unread messages from men.
the way guys unsend their messages because i didn’t reply is just giving low self confidence ; bye baby brother !!.
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Gave this a thought, 50 likes and we start a $0 - $1k challenge in one month with free mint NFT and $0 airdrop
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@Tiggy4Real @NubiaDs59 @auqeno Because you’d never take the advice, it’s a script we’ve played over and over again and we’re tired.
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A 20 minutes morning devotion won’t ruin anyone’s gym routine.
That time you’re wasting on morning devotion, you would have gone to the gym and come back.
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@captenfrx Lai lai….I don see a lot of her pictures standing straight, na once she see camera she de bend.
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@nooraiinX @Dhammy_xx Last born go de para for daddy….ah!! We use to bend head before we complain tele tele.
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How do you breakup with someone and get upset that they simply agreed to it as that’s what you wanted?.
I pray me and my girls never encounter “non-chalant” men that think showing emotions is a “disability”. E say na Steeze.
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First time I’m seeing a fat person not being able to eat what they dished.
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Vibrator battery die keh? Enter bathroom go baff joor make you use the cold shivers finger my nyash.
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I will forward this to my mother and father on WhatsApp so they’ll see what the guys with “responsible” hairstyle are using their life to do.
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@_AsiwajuLerry Quite unfair, that memory of initial rejection no go ever leave that girl head…chai💔.
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Goofy women? Dem no plenty for this country, if you get one no allow am go cause if you do lasan….you will experience a hole in your chest that you can’t explain.
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See as boys wey you go force go fellowship before de say amen for cs….hand really touch us.
Financial prosperity is my birthright. I affirm.
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@Quiexada The other side sef go far, go read how the human body de process sniper before e die make you see sey e no be like nollywood, na there you go know real fear😂.
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Blood of Jesus.
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@AlexBrianIII Me and my guy been de play for one tree years ago naso he jump like play like play naso rope hold e neck, oboy I never see that kain panic before😂.
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@yvonne_aneni She did not take accountability for doing something silly, that’s all I’m after….arrest the guy and report him to the authorities but don’t act like she didn’t do something morally wrong.
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