David Waywell
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More of my mutterings, picturings, and the usual bloggerings that rarely get clicked on in a world where nothing much matters unless you're an influencer with a sponsorship deal with a company selling healthy butter. Well, I ain't pimping healthy butter...
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My mum. She passed peacefully at 5.20. Nobody will ever know how much she meant to me, her humour, kindness, and rebellious spirit. Loved her so much.
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@AriMelber
This is getting fun. Democrats should now call for a special counsel to investigate the special counsel investigating the special counsel...
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Ann Widdecombe hanging up on
@Matthew_Wright
for calling out her lies is exactly the start of the day I wish
@lbc
could provide every day.
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Flag shagger just told me that my sister is now a burden on the tax payers. They really are vile human beings, aren't they?
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@snb19692
@josephafrane
@Harry_J_Todd
@LeaveMnsLeave
@EveningStandard
Drew you a cartoon... Keep up the good work.
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My sister just got her PIP decision on Christmas Day!!!!
She got it! Huge relief!!!
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Yesterday Mark Francois called Steve Bray (
@snb19692
) a "twat in a hat" so I thought I better produce a helpful visual guide for anybody still confused about this exciting new development in British politics.
#TwatInAHat
#Brexit
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As I wrote in a piece about this a month ago, it's this kind of media engagement that will hurt Trump.
@Scaramucci
was the only advocate Trump had who appealed beyond the base. Now he's on the other side, he has a formidable enemy. Few deploy humour this well in a serious cause.
Anthony Scaramucci: "If he starts denunciating me, then he is a full-blown demagogue. It is literally like Joe McCarthy and Roy Cohn got together and had a baby and the baby was Donald J. Trump running the country."
@HillTVLive
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I foolishly read that Lloyd Evans article in The Spectator and now feel like my soul has been dipped in syphilis. It's not just an awful thing to have written/confessed but imagine the psychology and worldview that further enables that through the commissioning and publication.
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It's been a year and a really tough year at that. Just wanted to say thank you to everybody I engaged with on Twitter. Just reading your posts and sometimes chatting made the difference. It's not the hellhole everybody says it is. I just see good people.
My mum. She passed peacefully at 5.20. Nobody will ever know how much she meant to me, her humour, kindness, and rebellious spirit. Loved her so much.
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Having a *really* shit day so have a recent reject.
Today I feel like I'm honestly done with cartooning... I'm just not a funny guy.
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Can anybody point me in the direction of any journalism written by Jo Marney ("model, actor and journalist", as well as Henry Bolton's girlfriend)? If not, I'm amending my Twitter bio to call myself a "model, actor and Olympic toboggan champion".
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Hope I made the deadline. I've missed drawing these but now I'm caring for my Mum on the night shift, I'm getting up at 9pm and going to bed at noon. I hope it gives me chance to draw more of these ever so tasteful cartoons.
@MartinRowson
#DrawACovidDenier
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Noticeably large overlap between people saying they support Reform and people slagging off Cyndi Lauper at Glastonbury. That's good. Makes it so easier being able to tell just one group to fuck off. Bunch of miserable, cloth-eared, regressive, soulless bastards.
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@Otto_English
I think we should all stop talking down Britain's thriving coconut and plantain-based industry and get ready for monsoon season.
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@mikebarnicle
He should start by trying to act like a human being. You know... Work up to 'presidential'.
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Overheard in Tesco: "Don't be the boy who cried bollocks." I'm now copyrighting that. So much better than "wolf"!
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@ManMadeMoon
@mkraju
"The House can vote to hold in contempt officials who refuse to show up in response to subpoenas and ask judges for orders requiring compliance with them."
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@peterjukes
Sorry. "Fucking" is metric swearing. You must now use the Imperial "odsbodikins". Remember, we're British, forsooth!
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That feeling you get when you've gone too far and become totally obsessed by a thing... Yep. I took on
@MartinRowson
's
@WilliamHogarth5
#DrawGinLane
challenge. After the fourth day, I began to suspect the gag wasn't worth the stupid amount of effort.
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Went to say goodbye to my Mum. Thought it would be the hardest thing I'd ever have to do but I think love just takes over. She's very peaceful. Last week was much harder. ❤️
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New doodle. 'English Tapas' blew my mind so, in honour of my favourite album of last year, I drew a NSFW
@SleafordMods
strip imagining my favourite album of next year...
#Brexit
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A cartoon for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawTobyYoung
challenge. This is the mildest of the *many* versions I wrote, but when I found myself researching the names of rectal diseases suffered by baboons, I realised no insulting name would ever be strong enough...
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A new doodle for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawSuellaBraverman
challenge. The voodoo has been powerful lately. Hoping it does its job for a second time on Cruella.
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If you pick and choose your science to suit your biases, then you're not doing science. You're doing politics.
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@jpbostock69
@MichaelLCrick
I wouldn't throw it away yet. Easy to reverse the hinges on the doors to Number 10. 😀
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I like Rory Stewart but I think he's wrong here. Sandi Toksvig didn't say that bishops in the House of Lords enable a horrific theocracy. She said they have influence that isn't justified in an increasingly secular democracy. She's right. Increasingly hard to defend the HoL.
A perfect example of a perfect twitter line - a comparison entrancing, irrelevant and utterly misleading. Iranian theocracy is a powerful present horror for millions - Bishops in the House of Lords are not.
@RestIsPolitics
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It's the move with the glasses that convinces me that this guy knows he's on TV.
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Help me! I'm trapped in the middle aisle of Aldi debating if I need a set of mini traffic cones...
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Interesting piece about mice but perhaps not for anybody who likes mice...
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Since Michael Fabricant has nearly 800 likes for posting a picture of himself as James Bond, I thought I'd repost this, my overlooked second entry for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawMichaelFabricant
challenge.
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Does anybody know how I might colourise this picture of my great uncle Horace, taken around 1925, shortly before he died attempting to snip nostril hair using a Cossack cavalryman's sword?
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Here's a little understated something for
@MartinRowson
’s
#DrawNigelFarage
challenge. I honestly wish I could break down my inhibitions, be less gentle, and really express what I feel.
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@BillKristol
Baseball is what you call the dull sequence of stop-and-starts that occupy the gaps between America's true love: advertising.
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Wow! Cancelling the third debate has worse optics than going ahead with it. Arguments are healthy even if they sometimes ugly. One of the worst things to happen to our politics was Johnson running away from scrutiny. Tories have very bad instincts, now electing the PM in secret.
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Yes, it's like an itch I just had to scratch... A scabrous itch possibly involving some kind of parasitic mite. In other words: yet another of these for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawDominicCummings
challenge.
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So a few of you say it *is*
@AndyBurnhamGM
(which makes this a doubly weird coincidence since I've just written an article about him). But I was so focussed on getting a figure lined up in the gate I didn't spot him (assuming it's him...) Here's the shot I was aiming for.
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Yes, apologies for this one (and last one, and the one before that...)
A little understated something in time for everybody's evening meal. It's my entry for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawCOPOUT26
challenge.
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Just in time to put everybody off their evening meal. I wasn't too pleased with my first entry to
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawRupertMurdoch
challenge. It was far too gentle, so this time I thought I'd err on the side of stomach churning crudity.
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I'm so sorry. I didn't want to post this but
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawATradeEnvoy
challenge demanded that I make it "the more inappropriate the better" and then I remembered the original dick pic scandal and then... well, I couldn't ignore the obvious joke, could I?
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You know what isn't "good for mental health"? A government that use PIP to score cheap points ahead of a general election in which they'll attempt to divide us by getting us hating minority groups of all kinds. Spent my morning trying to reassure my sister but I'm also worried.
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Thought I'd have a go at
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawTheMetropolitanPolice
challenge but worried I could be in real trouble for this one...
#ConsultingMyLawyers
...
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Er... Think I got a bit carried away or have been looking at too much
@SteadmanArt
... Okay, perhaps it was both.
A tasteful second attempt to
#DrawSajidJavidAgain
for
@MartinRowson
's challenge.
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Until
@MartinRowson
directs our collective spleen towards a new challenge, I've been playing around with abstraction. Not sure the tombstone/teeth thing worked in my first attempt to
#DrawTonyBlairsLegacy
so I've tried again.
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Damn. My vow to quit cartooning forever lasted as long as it took
@MartinRowson
to pick a particularly juicy topic for his new challenge. I tried to be particularly tasteful as I tried to
#DrawTimMartin
...
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Here's my entry to
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawOliverDowdensStatue
challenge plus also my submission for the Fourth Plinth. Tough challenge. Had to get civil engineers in to make it genuinely buildable but also easily collapsible.
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After a *very* long week, I finally found some time to
#DrawThePlumPudding
/
#DrawThePlumbPudding
for the
@MartinRowson
/
@WilliamHogarth5
challenge.
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Think I'm going slightly mad. I'm clearly obsessing over
@MartinRowson
's draw challenges.
#DrawAndrewNeil
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Merry Christmas to all my followers, even the sexbots. Hope I haven't annoyed you this year with my dumb tweets and bad jokes. Not been drawing many cards but here's a doodle for
@RobL_L
whose Christmas gravy this year tastes of morphine. Get well soon & don't do it again.🎄🥳
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@skynewsniall
Sad when an eminently reasonable person has to contextualise, finesse, and otherwise justify the phrase "people should not be dying *with regularity* in the Channel." You should just say it. Let the other side contextualise, finesse, and otherwise justify their lack of humanity.
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My attempt to
#DrawZuckerberg
for
@MartinRowson
's challenge. Too abstract? I don't know... I sometimes wonder if I should just draw everybody with their arse hanging out.
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A lovely little something for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawLizTruss
challenge. What's that you ask? Why, yes. I am stupidly proud of turning Truss into a truss.
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@Otto_English
You can always judge the quality of a site by the amount of Lorem Ipsum they forgot to take out...
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Just want to say a heartfelt thank you to everybody who left a comment or liked my earlier post about my Mum. The response has been staggering and has really helped over the last 24 hours. I’ve appreciated every response even if I couldn’t reply.
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This one began as an attempt to
#DrawDavidCameron
for
@MartinRowson
's challenge but turned into me seeing how many ministers I could draw as vacuum cleaners.
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The new high speed Trans-Pennine Express has just gone flying past.
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I agree with everything that Rory Stewart had to say but that shadow in today's Times though....
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Lots of down sides to living in a small northern town but the portion sizes for fish and chips isn't one of them. You can keep your posh London chippies.
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This monstrosity is for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawElonMusk
challenge. I might have to revisit it and just try a proper
@ElonMusk
caricature without the Trump.
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An afternoon doodle and a second for the
@MartinRowson
#DrawTheCoronaVirus
support to
@Cartoonmuseumuk
#MuseumFromHome
.
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Sorry for reposing this. First drawing in weeks and I'm trawling for the likes and retweets. First attempt to
#DrawSajidJavidAgain
for
@MartinRowson
's latest challenge. I know I can do better so today I plan to
#DrawSajidJavidAgainAgain
.
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Happy New Year to all who endure me. My resolution: be a good friend for 12 months, not merely a decent human being for 11 and then make a complete and spectacular arse of myself in December. Anybody I upset, I beg your forgiveness. My mistakes are done out of love not malice. x
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My Mum would be appalled that I posted it, of course. She brought us up to be humble and private, but the downside of that is sometimes people forget we exist. The funeral will be small and private, just how she liked things, but I thought she deserved a little celebration. ❤️
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First attempt to capture the full gravitas of our new foreign minister and
#DrawLizTruss
for
@MartinRowson
's challenge.
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Trump is absolutely right. There must be a reason why Finland has fewer forest fires than California. Now if somebody could just figure out why... 🤔
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Last attempt to
#DrawSuellaBraverman
for
@MartinRowson
's challenge. Any more of this and I'll probably need professional help.
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One of those instances when I couldn't resist the lure of Godwin's Law...
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Forgive the fruity language but seems appropriate today. Drew this last year hoping
@MartinRowson
might do a
#DrawJamesCorden
challenge. I'd also hoped to send to
@VizComic
but they don't seem to like my work and/or never answer their emails.🤷♂️ Anyway fuck
#JamesCorden
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Carole Malone is trending so I'm obliged to repost this I drew years ago. I always quite liked it. I might redraw it.
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Enjoying reading the reaction of Blur fans to Sleaford Mods. I was reminded of one of my favourite strips I drew years ago. Somebody kindly got it signed by the Mods and it now hangs on my wall.
New doodle. 'English Tapas' blew my mind so, in honour of my favourite album of last year, I drew a NSFW
@SleafordMods
strip imagining my favourite album of next year...
#Brexit
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So, somebody retweets my previous cartoon but sticks Boris's head on it. Not sure how I should feel about that or the fact they've amassed 3000 follows in a day by retweeting other cartoonists' work.
Being a creator of Twitter is miserable. Content aggregators get all the love.
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You know what gets me down? The sense that the UK is country that benefits the shits, arseholes, grifters, timewasters, knobheads, divisive twats, and general mean-spirited bastards.
Being a good, kind, decent person not only isn't enough, these days. It's a fucking curse.
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Approaching nine hours and waiting for a bed on a ward. I've been crying quite a bit. Feels so lonely sitting here. My entire life feels so lonely at the moment.
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Finish your breakfast before reading this one. Anyway, this is from my forthcoming/might never appear comic, but also one for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawATradeEnvoy
challenge.
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Still haven't got my mojo back (what do you mean I never had it in the first place?) so I just went for trademarked vulgarity and a crap pun which seems appropriate for these grifters. New for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawZahawi
#DrawRichardSharp
challenges.
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Mtums funeral today. Waiting for the taxi and the postman delivered this. Thank you
@SteadmanArt
. ❤️
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Not my subtlest cartoon but I'm in no mood to pull my punches. Cleaned it up a bit.
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One last entry for
@MartinRowson
's
#DrawRupertMurdoch
challenge. Not sure what I'm going to do with my time now that I've run out of challenges...
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Beginning to think TwitterX is increasingly punishing those of us who don't pay. I'm talking into a void a lot these days (or maybe I'm just dull). However, I don't automatically see many posts from the people I like and regularly interact with. I have to manually check accounts.
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Going through my folder of old drawings and might as well dump these here in the hope that this weekend marks the end of Cruella Braverman's career.
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Tidying up my PC, I found a folder of old cartoons in various stages of completeness that I don't think I've ever posted. Part of me misses drawing cartoons.
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Far right gathered in St Helens. Should be rebadged the 'few right'.
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